If you were Bill Gates what EVIL things would you do?

[Kintaro]

I am fucking sick of stupid "what would you do to make MS good" threads that are a dime a dozen and full of the same crap we have been hearing for the last 12 years. So here is a thread to talk about the Evil things you would do for pure pleasure with Bill Gates power.

Be as fucked up as you want. I will...

(00:57:10) Kintaro: im getting in my car and going headon with a truck at 140kmh
(00:57:13) Fowler: lol!!
(00:57:17) Fowler: no you're not
(00:57:29) Kintaro: yes I am
(00:57:44) Kintaro: I need to get God to explain this to me and send me back to earth
(00:57:48) Kintaro: as Bill Gates
(00:57:58) Kintaro: so then I can buy Stef and Jesses virginity
(00:58:04) Kintaro: in compensation for his cuntyness
(00:58:22) Doogee: hahaha
(00:58:32) Kintaro: man that would be rad
(00:58:38) Kintaro: a threesome with Stef and Jess
(00:58:44) Kintaro: id fuck there arses too
(00:58:52) Kintaro: and after that I would rape your brother
(00:58:54) Kintaro: ten times
(00:58:56) Kintaro: a day
(00:58:58) Kintaro: for
(00:58:59) Kintaro: a week
(00:59:03) Kintaro: and then pay him out
(00:59:24) Kintaro: and I would make Damon sit in gloryhole box to suck my cock whenever I want at home
(00:59:27) Kintaro: for a good wage

[Kintaro]

I would also buy Microsuck and put it on an offshore server where I can host doctored pictures of Richard Stallman fucking children.

[Kintaro]

(01:09:07) Kintaro: Oh man
(01:09:10) Kintaro: my bong is so rad
(01:09:14) Kintaro: I am going to marry it
(01:09:24) Kintaro: http://illhostit.com/files/5714476418065278/15-10-05_1909.jpg

[noob]

i'd buy a quad opteron pc with 4 gig of ram per cpu and 40 terebytes of hdd space. fill every pci slot with the best pci graphics cards, ones with like 3 monotir ports and a monitor per port. each monotir would be a 100 inch HDTV and then i would go on ebay to find the ckeapest keyboard and mouse possible.

[Aloone_Jonez]

Be as fucked up as you want.

Are you sure?
Do you really want nightmares?
Alright then.

I'd make Winbloze automatically visit secretly M$ sponsored child porn sites, and then report them to the police. These sites would feature 6 year old virgins been  arse fucked, beaten, forced to eat dogshit and then finally being slowly lowered into sulphuric acid.

I hope that's fucked up enough for you.

[Kintaro]

i'd buy a quad opteron pc with 4 gig of ram per cpu and 40 terebytes of hdd space. fill every pci slot with the best pci graphics cards, ones with like 3 monotir ports and a monitor per port. each monotir would be a 100 inch HDTV and then i would go on ebay to find the ckeapest keyboard and mouse possible.

I would buy a 100 inch HDTV, and a pound of dope.

Why not PCIX n00b?>

[Jack2000]

I would claim that i invented the inter ner and demand for tax every time some one wants to use it !

[piratePenguin]

I'd make Office non-free.

EEEEEVVVVVVIIILLLLLLLLL!!



Oh wait, it already is

[Dark_Me]

Kill myself. Oh wait, that's not evil at all...

[Jack2000]

Did you know that in m$ like craze our gov. try-ed to make every one who wanted to be
an isp , to sign a form with the fine print saying that they agree to be controlled by the minister , thus enabling the gov. to do anything they want with the iNet in Bulgaria

[Pathos]

Scrap vista and build the next version of windows (windows innovation) from linux and   customer would need to purchase rights to use any gpl linux packages on their machine. even wine to use their legally purchased MS office. Muahahaha.

[solemnwarning]

start a war with * and attack with my secert nucler missiles

(im not sure if i spelt that right)

[Jenda]

How'bout fscking corporate America in the ass?
http://www.ridiculopathy.com/news_detail.php?id=349

[Orethrius]

How'bout fscking corporate America in the ass?
http://www.ridiculopathy.com/news_detail.php?id=349

Wouldn't he need at least kernel-2.2 to fsck /dev/usa on eth0?

[themacuser]

I'd probably sell the company to Apple for $1, annoying EVERYONE in the company... muahhahahahah...