Try Flying Chair
350MHZ Balmer, 128 meg ddr chair, 4 gig of long room and a 24x google.
The reason why it's so slow is because it retardidly emulates 86x hardware which is fair enough if you're running it on a Mac but is pointless on an 86x when all you need is a virtual machine like Vmware or MS virtual machine.
even if you're renting you've got more rights than if you're using windows.
*pssst... jones... DOSBox, not DOSEMU.*