Now that's a lie!
We learn Shakespeare too (just not how to spell it). Lots of jobs going in Shakespeare, especially these days.
Yes they do, they made me memorize this: (I'm not getting this off the net, so if it's way wrong then it's my horrible memory)
"Tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow
creeps in this petty pace from day to day to the last syllable of recorded time,
and all our yesterdays have lighted fools the way to dusty death,
life's but a walking shadow a poor player that struts and frets his hour upon the stage and then is heard no more,
it is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury signifying nothing !"
How did I do ? I think I may have missed a phrase or two ... oh well, it was all from memory I swear (from Macbeth, it's a really nice speech) ... I missed "Out, out, brief candle!", well fuck