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Lost: Kintaro Edition, Episode One
« on: 3 November 2005, 13:09 »
TRUE STORY, NO GIMMICKY BULLSHIT NIGGER!
Sources from our awesome Journalist/Interviewer Aimee. (She has big tits, I get a photo soon)
(22:55:32) Kintaro: I have had one hell of a day
(22:55:41) Aimee: oh no! whats up?
(22:55:43) Aimee: tell aunty aimee
(22:56:00) Kintaro: My car broke down way out in the bush last night.
(22:56:04) Kintaro: I had no phone.
(22:56:08) Kintaro: Or anything.
(22:56:17) Aimee: what did you do?
(22:56:26) Kintaro: I walked from there last night at about 4:00pm, from the car
(22:56:29) Kintaro: got lost
(22:56:43) Kintaro: slept under a fern at 10:00pm because my gay lighter ran out
(22:56:49) Aimee: aww!!
(22:56:54) Kintaro: Woke up
(22:57:11) Kintaro: and walked from 5:00am-8:00pm to get back
(22:57:19) Kintaro: im getting my darn car tommorow
(22:57:26) Kintaro: i lost all my clothes
(22:57:27) Aimee: you must be buggered

(22:57:45) Kintaro: took them with me so I could shower, but I fell down a waterfall (the whole day I was walking, was in a creek)
(22:57:57) Kintaro: 14 hours of walking
(22:57:59) Kintaro: IN A CREEK
(22:58:09) Kintaro: I SWAM THROUGH 2KMS of swamp!
(22:58:12) Kintaro: I feel so fucked
(22:58:16) Aimee: great excercise though. and perhaps your mind was cleansed
(22:58:18) Kintaro: I am in more pain than Jesus
(22:58:22) Kintaro: you know what kept me going?
(22:58:35) Aimee: what? thinking about emily?
(22:59:00) Kintaro: No, as soon as I could get back I could get a bong

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Re: Lost: Kintaro Edition, Episode One
« Reply #1 on: 3 November 2005, 13:22 »
(23:06:57) Grandmaster K: so why u drive out
(23:07:05) Kintaro: Because
(23:07:12) Kintaro: I was smoking blunts in the car nigger
(23:07:25) Kintaro: (cigars packed with weed)
(23:07:28) Grandmaster K: why not smoke in home
(23:07:35) Kintaro: because driving is awesome nigger

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Re: Lost: Kintaro Edition, Episode One
« Reply #2 on: 3 November 2005, 15:01 »
Shut up.

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Re: Lost: Kintaro Edition, Episode One
« Reply #3 on: 3 November 2005, 15:33 »
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Shut up.
Seconded.
Capitalism kicks ass.
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If your a selfish, self-centred prick, who is willing to leave half the world in poverty, then yes.
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Re: Lost: Kintaro Edition, Episode One
« Reply #4 on: 3 November 2005, 17:36 »
kintaro ... try geting high on
apple leaves
:) it is awsome and you can even smoke them in school :)
becouse no one said that you could not smocke apple leaves :)

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Re: Lost: Kintaro Edition, Episode One
« Reply #5 on: 3 November 2005, 19:30 »
what kind of weed do you guys have in Australia? Lots of nice bud here. :thumbup:

oh yeah, and this should be in the moron zone...

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Re: Lost: Kintaro Edition, Episode One
« Reply #6 on: 3 November 2005, 20:42 »
Quote from: Jack2000
kintaro ... try geting high on
apple leaves
:) it is awsome and you can even smoke them in school :)
becouse no one said that you could not smocke apple leaves :)

The school I used to go to had a no smoking policy; I think it applied just as much to apple leaves as cigarettes or weed.

Have you tried apple leaves before? Are they a good smoke?:D
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Re: Lost: Kintaro Edition, Episode One
« Reply #7 on: 3 November 2005, 23:15 »
They are like very very very lite
and can give you only a litle buzz :)
but are fun ... especially if you are in the country side and
there is just this big freaking apple plant-forest thing around :)
so ... try mixing 1/3  crushed,dryed apple leaves  and 2/3 weed :)
it is used to reduce the weed strong kick (especially the bulgarian one
 it kicks like a horse )...

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Re: Lost: Kintaro Edition, Episode One
« Reply #8 on: 4 November 2005, 00:22 »
Do you dry the leaves first of just wait until they fall in the Autumn, I suppose this is the be time of year for gathering up those apple leaves.

Have you tried other fruits too?
How about pear, plum, cherry or peach tree leaves are they good too?
Are you sure it isn't the just the weed that gives you a high? Do the apple leaves give a buzz on their own?

I've tried both mint and sage herbal cigarettes before, I dried the the leaves on kithcen roll in the microwave and rolled some finely chopped leaves up with a big leaf. Both of the aforementioned leaves tasted alright but didn't give me much of a buzz, I think I prefered the mint, I didn't mix it with weed because I'm not that keen on the stuff.

I've heard that dried bananna skins are supposed to give you a buzz but I haven't tried them, have you?
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Re: Lost: Kintaro Edition, Episode One
« Reply #9 on: 4 November 2005, 00:26 »
Not sure about apple leaves but Banana skins don't get you high. Urban myth.
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Re: Lost: Kintaro Edition, Episode One
« Reply #10 on: 4 November 2005, 00:37 »
I'm glad I didn't try it then.

By the way, you should (obviously) stay clear of the following; horse chessnut, laburnum, deadly nightshade and even elderberry, just because you can eat the berries is doesn't mean you can smoke the leaves as all other parts of the plant are poisonous. I don't know how many other poisonous plants there are that grow where I live I suppose there are lots, the moral of the story is if you don't know what it is then don't use it.

Having just said that I suppose you have to be careful when you're buying drugs for exactly the same reason.
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Re: Lost: Kintaro Edition, Episode One
« Reply #11 on: 4 November 2005, 01:53 »
Quote from: kintaro
(23:06:57) Grandmaster K: so why u drive out
(23:07:05) Kintaro: Because
(23:07:12) Kintaro: I was smoking blunts in the car nigger
(23:07:25) Kintaro: (cigars packed with weed)
(23:07:28) Grandmaster K: why not smoke in home
(23:07:35) Kintaro: because driving is awesome nigger


White people call each other nigger is pretty damn ridiculous.  Just because rappers get to do it doesn't mean you do.

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Re: Lost: Kintaro Edition, Episode One
« Reply #12 on: 4 November 2005, 02:49 »
Kintaro...you are lost.

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Re: Lost: Kintaro Edition, Episode One
« Reply #13 on: 4 November 2005, 03:07 »
Mabey he's just really, really high. Or was. Whatever.
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If your a selfish, self-centred prick, who is willing to leave half the world in poverty, then yes.
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Re: Lost: Kintaro Edition, Episode One
« Reply #14 on: 4 November 2005, 09:38 »
Quote from: Jack2000
kintaro ... try geting high on
apple leaves
:) it is awsome and you can even smoke them in school :)
becouse no one said that you could not smocke apple leaves :)

You cannot get high of apple leaves you fucking retard. All have been tested by associates of mine.