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Re: If you were Bill Gates what EVIL things would you do?
« Reply #15 on: 31 October 2005, 09:29 »
That would be evil.

I'd throw a chair at Steve Ballmer :P

And then send him to Google!
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dmcfarland

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Re: If you were Bill Gates what EVIL things would you do?
« Reply #16 on: 26 November 2005, 02:56 »
I would travel back in time and make sure Linus Torvalds never came up with Linux.
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Re: If you were Bill Gates what EVIL things would you do?
« Reply #17 on: 26 November 2005, 09:01 »
I would travel back in time and make sure Linus Torvalds was properly "bought out."

"You didn't think I got rich writing a bunch of CHECKS, didja?" :D
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Re: If you were Bill Gates what EVIL things would you do?
« Reply #18 on: 26 November 2005, 18:51 »
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I would travel back in time and make sure Linus Torvalds never came up with Linux.

Err. BSD was deemed legal not long after, so it would be fruitless and everyone would just be working on and running BSD who is running Linux today.

I would do things for pleasure, you people are sucky nerds. I would make 15 year old virgins bang me until I die of an orgasm induced heart attack at 80 years old.
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Re: If you were Bill Gates what EVIL things would you do?
« Reply #19 on: 26 November 2005, 19:24 »
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I would make 15 year old virgins bang me until I die of an orgasm induced heart attack at 80 years old.

Not a bad idea :D
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Re: If you were Bill Gates what EVIL things would you do?
« Reply #20 on: 26 November 2005, 21:51 »
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I would travel back in time and make sure Linus Torvalds never came up with Linux.
A better bet would probably be to go back in time and kill Richard Stallman.








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Re: If you were Bill Gates what EVIL things would you do?
« Reply #21 on: 26 November 2005, 22:20 »
I would realise that the GPL is the death of embrace-extend-extinguish and destroy it and all it's followers...
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