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Title: Steak and BJ day!
Post by: Jack2000 on 28 February 2006, 22:17

Hey remember 20th of Match?

http://steakandblowjobday.g-spotting.net/ (http://steakandblowjobday.g-spotting.net/)

 

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March 20th is now officially "Steak and Blowjob Day". Simple, effective and self explanatory, this holiday has been created so you ladies finally have a day to show your man how much you love him. No cards, no flowers, no special nights on the town; the name of the holiday explains it all, just a steak and a BJ. Thats it.

Title: Re: Steak and BJ day!
Post by: Refalm on 28 February 2006, 22:53

I don't like steak.

Title: Re: Steak and BJ day!
Post by: H_TeXMeX_H on 28 February 2006, 23:43

I don't like BJs :D

Title: Re: Steak and BJ day!
Post by: Orethrius on 1 March 2006, 00:14

Quote from: H_TeXMeX_H

I don't like BJs :D

 I think you're alone there. ;)

Title: Re: Steak and BJ day!
Post by: Annorax on 1 March 2006, 00:22

Quote from: Orethrius

I think you're alone there. ;)

No, he's not.

Title: Re: Steak and BJ day!
Post by: Aloone_Jonez on 1 March 2006, 00:27

It depends on what's going down on me if it's Winblow$ then it's not very nice but an experianced older attractive women is quite nice. :)

Title: Re: Steak and BJ day!
Post by: Jack2000 on 2 March 2006, 15:17

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No cards, no flowers, no special nights on the town; the name of the holiday explains it all, just a steak and a BJ. Thats it.

This is the truth!

Title: Re: Steak and BJ day!
Post by: hm_murdock on 2 March 2006, 19:55

I don't like either. Steaks suck because there's no flavor... just a bunch of cooked meat. What the fuck are you supposed to do with it? Oh yeah, be an American and say "Look! I'm American, I'm so wasteful that I can eat A STEAK!"

Grind it up and give me a good plate of spaghetti, stroganoff, or some good sausage.

Title: Re: Steak and BJ day!
Post by: TheQuirk on 2 March 2006, 21:22

Quote from: hm_murdock

I don't like either. Steaks suck because there's no flavor... just a bunch of cooked meat. What the fuck are you supposed to do with it? Oh yeah, be an American and say "Look! I'm American, I'm so wasteful that I can eat A STEAK!"

Grind it up and give me a good plate of spaghetti, stroganoff, or some good sausage.

Okay, so what's your beef with BJs?

Title: Re: Steak and BJ day!
Post by: Aloone_Jonez on 2 March 2006, 21:38

Depends on the woman, I imagine if she has braces it could be unpleasent or if she gags and pukes, although neither have happened to me I've had some shit BJs before.

Title: Re: Steak and BJ day!
Post by: hm_murdock on 2 March 2006, 21:56

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Okay, so what's your beef with BJs?

Uh... they... uh... um... I, ah...

They rule. I don't know why I said I don't like either.

Title: Re: Steak and BJ day!
Post by: mobrien_12 on 3 March 2006, 06:59

I don't think this is appropriate.  We don't have any women members now, but if any came to the site, they would surely be repulsed by this.

Title: Re: Steak and BJ day!
Post by: hm_murdock on 3 March 2006, 07:02

How do you know I'm not a woman? Has anybody actually met me?

Never mind, I guess the whole not being a woman thing gives it away.

Title: Re: Steak and BJ day!
Post by: inane on 3 March 2006, 09:29

Quote from: Aloone_Jonez

Depends on the woman, I imagine if she has braces it could be unpleasent or if she gags and pukes, although neither have happened to me I've had some shit BJs before.

I've had a chick gag and vomit on my (male genitalia) before... perhaps I shouldn't of pulled on the back of her head... anyway, needless to say we both lost interest... for about a half an hour :thumbup:

Title: Re: Steak and BJ day!
Post by: H_TeXMeX_H on 3 March 2006, 20:40

Quote from: mobrien_12

I don't think this is appropriate.  We don't have any women members now, but if any came to the site, they would surely be repulsed by this.

I tend to agree 110 % ... (this is my last post in this tread)

Title: Re: Steak and BJ day!
Post by: Aloone_Jonez on 5 March 2006, 16:42

I'd be interested to see what women say about this I recon they'll just think we're being typical blokes. I'm no expert but straight women want men to be men who are into BJs and beer not some pussy nice guy whos in thouch with their feminine side. Even though women whine about men being men they wouldn't want us to be any other way.

Title: Re: Steak and BJ day!
Post by: TheQuirk on 6 March 2006, 20:31

Quote from: H_TeXMeX_H

I tend to agree 110 % ... (this is my last post in this tread)

What an awful tendancy.

You're a yes-man?

Title: Re: Steak and BJ day!
Post by: H_TeXMeX_H on 6 March 2006, 21:03

~ Nevermind ... I suppose I overreact sometimes :D

Title: Re: Steak and BJ day!
Post by: toadlife on 7 March 2006, 03:33

Quote from: hm_murdock

I don't like either. Steaks suck because there's no flavor... just a bunch of cooked meat. What the fuck are you supposed to do with it?

It sounds to me like you've never had a properly cooked/seasoned steak.

Quote from: hm_murdock

Grind it up and give me a good plate of spaghetti, stroganoff, or some good sausage.

Yeah, that stuff is good too. My wife comes from an Italian family. I used to hate lasagna because I

Title: Re: Steak and BJ day!
Post by: inane on 7 March 2006, 10:20

To be honest the only thing that I like about a BJ from a chick is watching... no matter how "good" they are.

Steak is GREAT, especially at a farmer's house, who's daughter gave great head by the way :thumbup:.

I'd like to eat :tux: steak someday...

Title: Re: Steak and BJ day!
Post by: H_TeXMeX_H on 8 March 2006, 05:30

You can actually eat elk in Alaska ... it was either elk or moose ... something large and deer-like ... tasted like beef

P.S. I was wrong in my last post ... I have conflicts with myself sometimes ... sorry :D

Title: Re: Steak and BJ day!
Post by: Jack2000 on 8 March 2006, 12:01

it sounds as if some of you need some good Bulgarian style
steak :)
that will see what you will say...