Stop Microsoft
All Things Microsoft => Microsoft Software => Topic started by: WaWAR_FA on 22 June 2002, 20:23
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ive finally found out exactly what is in the winxp kernel.
carbonated water, high fructose corn syrup and/or sugar, orange juice from concentrate, citric acid, sodium polyphosphates, natural flavour, sodium benzoate (to preserve evilness), caffeine, sodium citrate,...
THIS COMPUTER WILL NOW BE DESTROYED FOR VIOLATION OF THE EULA CONTRACT.
YOUR SOUL NOW BELONGS TO MICROSOFT.
PREPARE TO BE ASSIMILATED.
RESISTANCE IS FUTILE.
..............bill gates is smart.
bill gates is funny.
bill gates is smart and funny.....
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Link to picture (OK Calum, you win 8-D) (http://www.enemy.org/gallery/gatus/Bill-Borg.jpg)
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The Windows XP kernel is more advanced that you mere Linux lords can possibly imagine. The meager Linux kernel cannot compare.
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XP user why dont you go play a nice game of "hide and go fuck yourself".
i got an even better idea why do you go see if you can find all 1,680,000 bugs in XP?
seeing as all they did was throw ME and 2k pro together with a new GUI and never fixxed any of the bugs in either of them.
while you shelling out 300$ for the latest piece of shit microsuck throw together, i will be laughing my ass off while compiling my own custom kernel in mandrake.
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Oh that's right, the NT operation is based on the microkernal idea, which was originally a Unix development. Hence the use of BSD I suppose. Hmmm.
Linux STILL uses the single kernal ideology, which means it's inherently more secure, and means that it is possible to configure your system to run at it's maximum potential, without leaving huge amounts of memeory and processing power locked up for potential use by operations you may never need.
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correct me if im wrong but doesn't the microkernel architure scale better then the monilithic one. and im talking about unix, not windows, im suprised its scales to 2+ proccessers
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Yeah it scales better, but it requires closer attention to programming requirements, otherwise you can end up with entire processors locked out, and it can suck memory like no body's business.
As a solution for single or even dual boot processors, I am yet to be convinced of it's efficacy.
Such a system makes sense when you have hundreds of processors under system calls. You can attach processing power according to the complexity of the commands, and break it down from there, but trying to do that on a single processor home computer, I have to ask what is the point? it's introducing complex programming architectures into systems that will never use the benefits to be gained.
I am fully convinced that the main reasons M$ brought out the NT based stuff, was to justify their expenditure in OS/2 and to use up the processors, to stimulate processor sales for their hardware partners, who were starting to suffer some time ago. I could be wrong, but unless there are benefits to this system that I don't know about (quite possible I will admit) I see no point to it as a home based solution. Hmm, actually game multi-tasking environments might be a home based one, but even then, if you want true multitasking you need more than one processor.
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"The Windows XP kernel is more advanced that you mere Linux lords can possibly imagine. The meager Linux kernel cannot compare."
Oh...so is that why programs and Windows itself crashes? :D
Let me put it this way...BMW 745iL, lots of flash, expensive and has the IDrive system(which is on winCE if i remember correctly), ~330 horses at +92 grand, long story short, advanced. And in the other lane, a souped up Nissan 300zx twin turbo at about 600hp. About 10 grand for the car, 20-40 grand in mods and maintenance. Pricewise compared to 750iL, meager. Which one would you rather have, and which one would win in a race?
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ooooooohhhhhh.... so xposerVI X XI XII IX XV XVI....
you have seen the source code for the kernel then? and i assume you tried and tried but you just couldn't improve the fucker! it must be perfect!
DO US ALL A FAVOR AND REFRAIN FROM TALKING OUT OF YOUR ASS (THEN KILL YOURSELF)
his response:
"yeah i looked at the source code, it had numbers and letters and smiley faces! i used the powerful programming tool that comes free with every copy of windows, "notepad" and i can even use word wrap and find!"
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derp, you fucker, derp :confused: :confused: :confused: asl? lets cyber press 1
[ June 25, 2002: Message edited by: sporkme / bob ]
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oh and speedfreak, i am with you on the 300z car
i have a 77 datsun 200sx and a 92 300zx
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xploser, i am hurt.... no snazzy comeback?
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Oh...so is that why programs and Windows itself crashes?
It's like one of those things where only the truly loyal are accepted. The theory is that the kernel is an extemely advanced semi-psionic AI. It reacts to most who use it in varying degrees of resistance. Those who learn it's way's and serve it loyally are said to be capable of reaching a higher state of mind.
No anti-ms or even neutralic person has ever found the answer or experinced this "higher state".
The h4x0r scholars have said various theories about this. Perhaps people like XP loo-sah and MacHater(and other dummies) have accessed this higher state. When in it, everything they say is true, XP ownz Linux, Mac etc, perhaps because the kernel accepts their loyalty and devotion. Yet how is it that some Wind0ze fanboys can become linked, yet others don't and STILL think XP is great? Perhaps you must be of a very particular type of mind and personality...
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wait... so you're saying they're not really morons then?????
:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
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Originally posted by Calum:
wait... so you're saying they're not really morons then?????
:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
no, he is just saying they are also mindless cattle, following bill's reassuring, hypnotic bell like pavlov and his dogs, salivating over nothing.
really i think there is something subliminal in xp... people say it is faster and reliable...
well i say shove it up the security hole in your media player
ELLIOT... ELLIOT... X P PHONE HOME... X P PHONE HOME...
[ June 28, 2002: Message edited by: sporkme / bob ]
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Of course Xp is filled with subliminal messages and subconscious suggestions. Bill wouldnt have missed out on that.
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Well imagine being an intellectual who is at the same time narrow minded and brainwashed over certain issues in the realworld. Perhaps some of these XP users are that way, having chosen to follow the Kernel they have sacrificed their intellectuality(well to us they have). Whereas people like XPee #64569565534 user are just dumbasses who have nothing to offer the Kernel. So it's no sacrifice to follow it, perhaps the Kernel hallucinates people like him, and morphs into it's true Linux raping form for the "chosen".
That is my XP theory. (http://smile.gif)
Oh and I repeat XP #un1337 YOU ARE NOT A CHOSEN, so don't even fucking try it. :D
Note:A h4x0r scholar theory is that the chosen don't do a whole lot of XP advertising, at least not in places like Fuckmicrosoft.com.Why? They're still intellectuals(sort of), only a moron would preach Microsoft stuff in the anti-MS rebel headquarters. (http://smile.gif)
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he reminds me of those johoves witness's or mormons. people who aren't from the U.S. probably don't know what im talking about. those basterd come over your house and try to convert you to there "religion".
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god i has the jhovas witneses....