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All Things Microsoft => Microsoft Software => Topic started by: Refalm on 28 May 2002, 00:50

Title: Windows XP enables you to fly?
Post by: Refalm on 28 May 2002, 00:50
Watch this thread, very funny:
http://www.sucks500.com/ubb/Forum5/HTML/000774.html (http://www.sucks500.com/ubb/Forum5/HTML/000774.html)
Title: Windows XP enables you to fly?
Post by: Calum on 28 May 2002, 16:03
hey, check out http://www.afrotechmods.com/groovy/review/megason/megason.htm (http://www.afrotechmods.com/groovy/review/megason/megason.htm)

Apparently the Super Megason IV enables you to fly too!
Title: Windows XP enables you to fly?
Post by: Ctrl Alt Del 123 on 29 May 2002, 01:30
XP enables you to fly until you run out of the grace period of 30 days, then you have to activate it which means you have to be strip searches, full background check, and a deep cavity search of you. Then you can get back up and flying.
Title: Windows XP enables you to fly?
Post by: Calum on 29 May 2002, 01:34
i don't believe any of that! except maybe the bit about the cavity search.........
Title: Windows XP enables you to fly?
Post by: slave on 29 May 2002, 06:58
It may not let you fly, but using Windows XP liberates your mind and lets you soar to new and exiting heights.
Title: Windows XP enables you to fly?
Post by: Master of Reality on 29 May 2002, 07:04
quote:
Originally posted by Calum:
hey, check out http://www.afrotechmods.com/groovy/review/megason/megason.htm (http://www.afrotechmods.com/groovy/review/megason/megason.htm)

Apparently the Super Megason IV enables you to fly too!


thats fucking amazing!!! I'm going to go out and buy myself a Super MEgason IV right after i throw away this now useless Playstation!!!
Title: Windows XP enables you to fly?
Post by: Refalm on 29 May 2002, 16:37
quote:
Windows XP User #5225982375: It may not let you fly, but using Windows XP liberates your mind and lets you soar to new and exiting heights.


Yes, like the excitement of getting the wrong drivers for your hardware, installing GTa 2 and finding out the game doesn't work (works fine with WineX on Linux  (http://tongue.gif) ).

Do you live in Nijmegen "Gates Drone #5225982375"? Because I have the strong feeling that you are someone I know...
Title: Windows XP enables you to fly?
Post by: HPC GUY on 1 June 2002, 00:21
yeah and redbull gives u wings....