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Title: HAHA youtube has star wars~!
Post by: pofnlice on 8 August 2006, 12:41
this is good
Han n Lea n Poison!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=_KrDDHpy4Lc
Lea the belly dancer
http://youtube.com/watch?v=2uO8DjsXJpo
Imperial Danger Zone
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HPhfKVio1Kc What game is this and did anyone notice the Vipers from Battlestar Galactica?
Title: Re: HAHA youtube han n lea
Post by: hm_murdock on 9 August 2006, 01:11
Lea? Lea Thompson?

OH! LEIA!
Title: Re: HAHA youtube han n lea
Post by: worker201 on 9 August 2006, 01:41
I wonder if "Star Wars" would have been better or worse if it had the balls and foresight to ignore its own self-importance?  Watching Wedge and Biggs hi-five and say "I feel the need ... the need for speed!", for example.  That's what a real Rebel fighter ace would do.  Anakin's cockiness, Yoda's mysticism, Padme's fine titties, and many other aspects of the 6-pack could have been post-postmodernly over-emphasized until they became meaningless.  Would that have made for a more entertaining movie?  It certainly didn't help "Starship Troopers".  But I still can't help but wonder.
Title: Re: HAHA youtube han n lea
Post by: pofnlice on 9 August 2006, 09:42
Quote
Lea? Lea Thompson?

OH! LEIA!


Yeah, whatever. The goofy bitch with the doughnuts on her head.
Title: Re: HAHA youtube han n lea
Post by: worker201 on 9 August 2006, 09:45
That kind of disrespect will get you shot on some forums.
Title: Re: HAHA youtube han n lea
Post by: pofnlice on 9 August 2006, 09:50
OK, the goofy incestuous whore with cinnamon danishes on the sides of her head. But looked good in a white dress wet and a sexy in a bikini thing while a giant slug groped her with his tail.
Title: Re: HAHA youtube han n lea
Post by: adiment on 9 August 2006, 10:04
Quote from: worker201
That kind of disrespect will get you shot on some forums.

you mean... Sci-fi geek forums? :p

Quote from: pofnlice
OK, the goofy incestuous whore with cinnamon danishes on the sides of her head. But looked good in a white dress wet and a sexy in a bikini thing while a giant slug groped her with his tail.

:thumbup:










:nothappy:
Title: Re: HAHA youtube han n lea
Post by: pofnlice on 9 August 2006, 10:10
Well it's not my fault the stupid bitches Adopted parents didn't know how to spell Lea in the conventional terms. Then you got morons like me who can't spell to begin with. This is reall an issue isn't it. Folks we know are dying today and a frickin I in a name that has no frickin I is becoming an issue!

OK, There ya go. I feel better now....Really, who cares, the point was the videos were kinda funny.
Title: Re: HAHA youtube han n lea
Post by: worker201 on 9 August 2006, 10:18
Quote from: pofnlice
Really, who cares, the point was the videos were kinda funny.

Sorry to break this to you, but actually, they weren't.
Title: Re: HAHA youtube han n lea
Post by: Orethrius on 9 August 2006, 10:19
Quote from: pofnlice
Well it's not my fault the stupid bitches Adopted parents didn't know how to spell Lea in the conventional terms. Then you got morons like me who can't spell to begin with. This is reall an issue isn't it. Folks we know are dying today and a frickin I in a name that has no frickin I is becoming an issue!

OK, There ya go. I feel better now....Really, who cares, the point was the videos were kinda funny.

 It's like you're not even trying anymore.
That makes me a sad panda.  :(
Title: Re: HAHA youtube han n lea
Post by: pofnlice on 9 August 2006, 10:41
lmao...yeah, ok they weren't that funny. They struck a chord somewhere in me though and made me chuckle :D
Title: Re: HAHA youtube han n lea
Post by: hm_murdock on 9 August 2006, 10:48
I've met more people named Leia (2) than I have named Lea (0).
Title: Re: HAHA youtube han n lea
Post by: pofnlice on 9 August 2006, 10:51
Hmmm, let me see then...

Lea - 3 in the Army, 2 in my home town and loads here in England...at least 5 that I have met in pubs n bars.

Leah - 4 total all my life

Leia - 0

So it's obviously a matter of geographical location then.

British chick has just informed me I left out

Lhea - which she knows 1
Title: Re: HAHA youtube han n lea
Post by: worker201 on 9 August 2006, 21:00
My nephew's name is Luke.  Named after Luke Skywalker, not Luke: Gospel-writer.
Title: Re: HAHA youtube han n lea
Post by: pofnlice on 9 August 2006, 21:02
LMAO, my name is Joseph, after my dad and his father and his fathers father and so on...I'm sure someone was named after Joseph of The Bible...
Title: Re: HAHA youtube han n lea
Post by: worker201 on 9 August 2006, 21:10
If you study the subject of names, you will know that every name has its origin in 1) the bible, 2) geography, or 3) trade.

Wagner = German for Wagon-maker
Smith = duh
Miller = duh
Johnson = son of John, John being biblical
Jackson = son of Jack, Jack = John, John being biblical
Ian = Evan = Sean (Shawn, Shaun)= Johann = John, for those of you who didn't know
MacNeil, McNeil, O'Neil = son of Neil
(if you have a weird last name, it probably refers to some place or geographical feature - my last name translates as hill-valley)


Rather interesting stuff.
Title: Re: HAHA youtube han n lea
Post by: pofnlice on 9 August 2006, 21:12
Vale?
Title: Re: HAHA youtube han n lea
Post by: worker201 on 9 August 2006, 21:17
No thanks, I'm neither Muslim nor female.
Title: Re: HAHA youtube han n lea
Post by: Orethrius on 10 August 2006, 08:56
Ba-dum-bump. :D
Title: Re: HAHA youtube han n lea
Post by: pofnlice on 10 August 2006, 09:43
Am I blond?
Title: Re: HAHA youtube han n lea
Post by: hm_murdock on 10 August 2006, 11:55
Who cares?
Title: Re: HAHA youtube han n lea
Post by: pofnlice on 10 August 2006, 15:41
u
Title: Re: HAHA youtube han n lea
Post by: H_TeXMeX_H on 10 August 2006, 20:58
I sense this thread is heading for MZ
Title: Re: HAHA youtube han n lea
Post by: hm_murdock on 10 August 2006, 21:20
I think it was there way before now.
Title: Re: HAHA youtube han n lea
Post by: obob on 11 August 2006, 01:34
how is leia incestuous (sp) ?

she never mates with bail organa (that'd be sicker than anything i could imagine, given that the actor who portrayed him was like, eeek, old enough to make Sir Alec Guiness look young at the time (for you who don't know, the original Obi-Wan Kenobi))
Title: Re: HAHA youtube han n lea
Post by: worker201 on 11 August 2006, 02:18
Senator Bail Organa( who in Episodes 1,2 & 3 was played by Jimmy Smits, considered by many to be one of the most attractive men in entertainment today) is Leia's adopted father.  D. Vader is her real father.

However, in "The Empire Strikes Back", Leia does kiss Luke, who later turns out to be her brother.  Thus qualifying as somewhat incestuous.
Title: Re: HAHA youtube han n lea
Post by: Orethrius on 11 August 2006, 04:08
waitwaitwait

So kissing your long-lost half-brother because you've no idea of your lineage qualifies as incest?  Prove that to the nine justices why don't ya.
Title: Re: HAHA youtube han n lea
Post by: worker201 on 11 August 2006, 07:49
Quote from: Orethrius
waitwaitwait

So kissing your long-lost half-brother because you've no idea of your lineage qualifies as incest?  Prove that to the nine justices why don't ya.

Quote from: worker201
...thus qualifying as SOMEWHAT incestuous.
(emphasis added)
Title: Re: HAHA youtube han n lea
Post by: pofnlice on 11 August 2006, 08:49
Because incest is incest. One doesn't need knowledge to commit it. It's still incest. That's like murdering someone and saying you didn't understand what murder was. It doesn't matter.
Title: Re: HAHA youtube han n lea
Post by: H_TeXMeX_H on 11 August 2006, 19:13
It's incesticide
Title: Re: HAHA youtube han n lea
Post by: WMD on 12 August 2006, 00:06
Quote from: Orethrius
So kissing your long-lost half-brother

Half-brother?  I didn't miss anything did I?  They have the same parents, Anakin and Padme.
Title: Re: HAHA youtube han n lea
Post by: hm_murdock on 12 August 2006, 00:28
Anakin is only half a dude.
Title: Re: HAHA youtube han n lea
Post by: worker201 on 12 August 2006, 01:15
Quote from: hm_murdock
Anakin is only half a dude.
Actually, he might be a woman, since his mother conceived asexually.  Since he only got chromosomes from his mother, I don't see how he could possibly be male.

Metaphorically speaking, Luke is only half a dude as well...
Title: Re: HAHA youtube han n lea
Post by: hm_murdock on 12 August 2006, 02:01
What I was meaning was more in the physical sense that, later in life, as Vader, he was only about half a man, as he's more machine now than man. Twisted and evil.
Title: Re: HAHA youtube han n lea
Post by: obob on 12 August 2006, 03:30
lol hahahaha anakin is only half a dude, lol

and it'd still be incest if she got it on with bail organa, and i don't even remember him in episodes 1, 2, and 3....

but nonetheless, she never engages in sexual activity with anyone in the movies, and it's only implied through her having children in the Thrawn Trilogy and Dark Empire trilogy that she engages in sexual activity with Han Solo (unless of course she's somehow related to Shmi, and they're just freaky and concieve from being exposed to slavery and extreme amounts of sand (who knows))

so nonetehless, she kissed luke not out ouf "ZOMG MARK HAMIL SO HAWT" but out of "ZOMG LETS MAKE HAN SOLO SO MAD" so can that kiss actually be called incest?
Title: Re: HAHA youtube han n lea
Post by: pofnlice on 12 August 2006, 07:11
yes, because it wasn't just once. Remember the lines...

LeIA runs to Lukes embrace and moves to kiss him. Luke stops LeIa by placing his hand between their mouths.
LeIa: What's wrong luke? (looking longingly an passionately into Lukes eyes)
Luke: I'll tell you later.

Huh? Remember that scene? Actually the sexual tension all through the Empire Strike back and Return of the Jedi was what seemed to me, more than just an entertaining side track of the movies. In those days, EVRERYONE wanted to know who LeIa was going to hook up with.
Title: Re: HAHA youtube han n lea
Post by: worker201 on 12 August 2006, 09:09
Also, in those days, Princess Leia was HAWT!  After 'Bad Sandy' from Grease, Leia was my number one fantasy girl.  Of course the fantasies you have when you're a 3rd grader aren't all that complex (or interesting), but it does have a serious impact on who you dig when you get older.
Title: Re: HAHA youtube han n lea
Post by: H_TeXMeX_H on 12 August 2006, 17:15
Then I suppose "hotness" is truly in the eye of the beholder ... cuz she never was hot and never will be ... or maybe it's just me.

And these stupid hair/ear muffs on the sides of her head don't help. Really Spaceballs was much better than all the Star Wars movies combined ... and Vespa (Leia's spoof) was indeed hot.
Title: Re: HAHA youtube han n lea
Post by: worker201 on 12 August 2006, 21:52
Quote from: H_TeXMeX_H
Then I suppose "hotness" is truly in the eye of the beholder ... cuz she never was hot and never will be ... or maybe it's just me.
Who did you have a prepubescent crush on when you were 10 years old?  I bet it wasn't Jenna fucking Jameson.  Oh, I forgot, you're only 14.

Quote from: H_TeXMeX_H
And these stupid hair/ear muffs on the sides of her head don't help. Really Spaceballs was much better than all the Star Wars movies combined ... and Vespa (Leia's spoof) was indeed hot.
Ah, yes.  Daphne Zuniga is indeed an attractive woman.
Title: Re: HAHA youtube han n lea
Post by: obob on 12 August 2006, 22:38
LOL i haven't seen spaceballs in forever, someone have a picture of vespa?
Title: Re: HAHA youtube han n lea
Post by: pofnlice on 12 August 2006, 22:46
Amazing what a google search can do for ya!

(http://www.movie-gazette.com/directory/img/daphne+zuniga.jpg)

(http://www.billpullman.org/LeadingLadies/photos/spaceballs1.jpg)
Title: Re: HAHA youtube han n lea
Post by: H_TeXMeX_H on 13 August 2006, 05:14
ask.com is marginally better than google (or at least it eliminates the junk pics that don't belong)

As for crush at 10 yo. well it was probably on one of my English teachers ... btw, I'm not 14, I'm 21. (I know, I know, I'm immature sometimes. So are a lot of people, and far more so than me)
Title: Re: HAHA youtube han n lea
Post by: worker201 on 13 August 2006, 09:13
21, eh?  We should start a TexLUG, and have meetings at bars.
Title: Re: HAHA youtube han n lea
Post by: pofnlice on 13 August 2006, 09:39
Not fair. I would cost me $800.00 just to have a brew...
Title: Re: HAHA youtube han n lea
Post by: worker201 on 13 August 2006, 10:57
Who said we'd let an expatriate wanker like you join the club?
Title: Re: HAHA youtube han n lea
Post by: pofnlice on 13 August 2006, 15:22
Are you kidding. I'm making the TEXAS Annex to England.
Title: Re: HAHA youtube han n lea
Post by: Orethrius on 15 August 2006, 02:16
Quote from: pofnlice
Are you kidding. I'm making the TEXAS Annex to England.

 Don't you mean the Texas Annex of England?  The other way sounds like Britain is invading Austin.
Title: Re: HAHA youtube han n lea
Post by: solemnwarning on 15 August 2006, 04:52
Quote from: Orethrius
Don't you mean the Texas Annex of England?  The other way sounds like Britain is invading Austin.


We are!

*pulls a S&W .500 revolver out of thin air*
Title: Re: HAHA youtube han n lea
Post by: worker201 on 15 August 2006, 06:43
Let's not have a repeat of the last British Invasion.  We're not even over the last one - Mick Jagger and Paul McCartney lasted too goddamm long.
Title: Re: HAHA youtube han n lea
Post by: pofnlice on 15 August 2006, 10:38
They've all ready begun. You said wanker. I'm here to disrupt rear area operations :D