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Miscellaneous => The Lounge => Topic started by: Refalm on 27 August 2008, 01:08

Title: The Most Epic Battle
Post by: Refalm on 27 August 2008, 01:08: The Most Epic Battle is here.
The outcome of this will decide much

Which one is tougher?

(http://www.dumpert.nl/mediabase/foto/ce268d88_epic_battle.JPG)
Title: Re: The Most Epic Battle
Post by: worker201 on 27 August 2008, 01:22: I've never heard of The Stig before, but there's no way he's as much of a pussy phony as Chuck Norris.
Title: Re: The Most Epic Battle
Post by: SiMuLaCrUm on 27 August 2008, 04:33: Neither.
Title: Re: The Most Epic Battle
Post by: Kintaro on 27 August 2008, 19:04: He's from Top Gear you fucking HOMOSEXUALS!
Title: Re: The Most Epic Battle
Post by: Aloone_Jonez on 27 August 2008, 19:06: They probably don't get Top Gear over in the US you idiot.
Title: Re: The Most Epic Battle
Post by: Kintaro on 27 August 2008, 19:32: THEN FUCK AMERICA

PS: Bittorrent, you get it everywhere you British Cock.
Title: Re: The Most Epic Battle
Post by: Lead Head on 27 August 2008, 21:03: We get TopGear here in the US by BBC America, although they chop like 15 minutes off each episode to fit the commercials. So I just torrent them instead.

The Stig would definitely win.
Title: Re: The Most Epic Battle
Post by: SiMuLaCrUm on 27 August 2008, 23:42: Oh, didn't know the character. I thought it was Chuck Norris in disguise. Now that it is cleared up, I say the guy from the BBC show.
Title: Re: The Most Epic Battle
Post by: worker201 on 28 August 2008, 00:08: Quote from: Kintaro on 27 August 2008, 19:32
THEN FUCK AMERICA

PS: Bittorrent, you get it everywhere you British Cock.

Why exactly would I want to bittorrent something I have never heard of? Be reasonable.

(no BBC (or CBC) in my area)
Title: Re: The Most Epic Battle
Post by: Aloone_Jonez on 28 August 2008, 00:39: Quote from: worker201 on 28 August 2008, 00:08
Be reasonable.
Come on worker, it's unreasonable to expect Kintaro to be reasonable.
Title: Re: The Most Epic Battle
Post by: worker201 on 28 August 2008, 04:21: Quote from: Aloone_Jonez on 28 August 2008, 00:39
Quote from: worker201 on 28 August 2008, 00:08
Be reasonable.
Come on worker, it's unreasonable to expect Kintaro to be reasonable.

It's also unreasonable for you to expect me to just give up on him. I keep coming back here because Kintaro is like Darth Vader - the most evil person in the galazy, but there just might be an Anakin in there somewhere.
Title: Re: The Most Epic Battle
Post by: Kintaro on 28 August 2008, 10:05: Quote from: worker201 on 28 August 2008, 00:08
Quote from: Kintaro on 27 August 2008, 19:32
THEN FUCK AMERICA

PS: Bittorrent, you get it everywhere you British Cock.

Why exactly would I want to bittorrent something I have never heard of? Be reasonable.

(no BBC (or CBC) in my area)

Uhm, you've heard of it now.
Title: Re: The Most Epic Battle
Post by: Refalm on 28 August 2008, 10:48: Here's my favourite Chuck Norris clip:
http://nl.youtube.com/watch?v=vJq9XriGU0Q (http://nl.youtube.com/watch?v=vJq9XriGU0Q)

And here's my favourite Stig clip:
http://nl.youtube.com/watch?v=Eygbahx-8OA (http://nl.youtube.com/watch?v=Eygbahx-8OA)
Title: Re: The Most Epic Battle
Post by: Kintaro on 28 August 2008, 11:52: I never seen that one of The Stig, pretty jaw dropping. That guy has balls the size of a planet.
Title: Re: The Most Epic Battle
Post by: worker201 on 28 August 2008, 21:16: "Return of the Dragon" is probably my favorite Bruce Lee movie, but showing a clip where Chuck Norris gets his ass kicked so hard that he dies is kinda unfair.
Title: Re: The Most Epic Battle
Post by: Refalm on 28 August 2008, 21:37: I've updated it with a scene from Delta Force 2, although the clip from Return of the Dragon looked more real somehow.
Title: Re: The Most Epic Battle
Post by: worker201 on 28 August 2008, 21:50: In real life, I have no doubts that Bruce Lee could have killed Chuck Norris anytime he felt like it. I'm sure Chuck Norris, as a trained martial artist, was/is fully aware of that. So that might be why it looks real - in a way, it is.
Title: Re: The Most Epic Battle
Post by: Kintaro on 29 August 2008, 23:41: It is an interesting intellectual finding that most of the socialists side with the violent challenger, Chuck Norris. It symbolizes your lust for violence and hate. All the civilized side with The Stig who competes in the peaceful domain of racing, which symbolizes our distaste for the initiation of violence.
Title: Re: The Most Epic Battle
Post by: worker201 on 30 August 2008, 09:43: Check the results, BushJr, no one has voted for Chuck Norris. Your flimsy hypothesis built on imaginary data is an anti-win.
Title: Re: The Most Epic Battle
Post by: Kintaro on 30 August 2008, 10:23: I'm aware of this, but felt like being a smartarse towards you Attila.