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Miscellaneous => The Lounge => Topic started by: Kintaro on 1 September 2008, 11:25

Title: HOLY FUCK FREEMASON GOD PARTICLE CALL THE GATECREEPERS HOTLINE!
Post by: Kintaro on 1 September 2008, 11:25
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lt1Yo610lG0 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lt1Yo610lG0)
Title: Re: HOLY FUCK FREEMASON GOD PARTICLE CALL THE GATECREEPERS HOTLINE!
Post by: Refalm on 1 September 2008, 15:21
But what about lampposts?
For years, the government has put them in our neighbourhoods. When the time is right, they will increase the voltage on them, causing a cruel death by heating up the pavements and melting it.
Everyone walking the streets will die, and people can't leave their houses. They will suffocate from the smoke though.

Let's get straight to the point:
We need to destroy all lampposts!
Title: Re: HOLY FUCK FREEMASON GOD PARTICLE CALL THE GATECREEPERS HOTLINE!
Post by: Kintaro on 1 September 2008, 18:02
Electric heaters also man.
Title: Re: HOLY FUCK FREEMASON GOD PARTICLE CALL THE GATECREEPERS HOTLINE!
Post by: SiMuLaCrUm on 1 September 2008, 19:03
LOLOLOL MORE DOOMSAYERS!!!

Seriously, though, if the people at the LHC destroy the world on accident, only one thing can be said: Oh well, nice knowing you all.

Besides, how will a particle accelerator disturb the Van Allen belt? The only threat is from micro black holes, and strange matter. A micro black hole has an event horizon the diameter of an atomic nucleus... practically harmless... Idiot needs to read...freemasons LOL

Thanks for posting this, it made my day :D
Title: Re: HOLY FUCK FREEMASON GOD PARTICLE CALL THE GATECREEPERS HOTLINE!
Post by: Kintaro on 1 September 2008, 19:05
If it really happens, I think the lack of Jesus will prove a few people like myself right. A beautiful death.
Title: Re: HOLY FUCK FREEMASON GOD PARTICLE CALL THE GATECREEPERS HOTLINE!
Post by: SiMuLaCrUm on 1 September 2008, 19:20
True it will. These people are insane...
Title: Re: HOLY FUCK FREEMASON GOD PARTICLE CALL THE GATECREEPERS HOTLINE!
Post by: Kintaro on 1 September 2008, 19:30
True it will. These (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alex_Jones_(radio)) people (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Icke) are insane...

fixed
Title: Re: HOLY FUCK FREEMASON GOD PARTICLE CALL THE GATECREEPERS HOTLINE!
Post by: Refalm on 1 September 2008, 19:56
"Scientists, Freemasons, same thing"
xD
Title: Re: HOLY FUCK FREEMASON GOD PARTICLE CALL THE GATECREEPERS HOTLINE!
Post by: SiMuLaCrUm on 1 September 2008, 21:56
Yeah, that was the best part. Along with the part where he says the moon landing was fake xD
Title: Re: HOLY FUCK FREEMASON GOD PARTICLE CALL THE GATECREEPERS HOTLINE!
Post by: Kintaro on 2 September 2008, 01:43
MOON LANDING WAS FAKE
Title: Re: HOLY FUCK FREEMASON GOD PARTICLE CALL THE GATECREEPERS HOTLINE!
Post by: TheQuirk on 4 October 2008, 15:22
nothing to worry about. you can monitor what's going on at the LHC here: http://www.cyriak.co.uk/lhc/lhc-webcams.html
Title: Re: HOLY FUCK FREEMASON GOD PARTICLE CALL THE GATECREEPERS HOTLINE!
Post by: Aloone_Jonez on 4 October 2008, 15:58
If the moon landing was fake then why are scientist sill using mirrors planted on the moon to measure its distance from the earth?
Title: Re: HOLY FUCK FREEMASON GOD PARTICLE CALL THE GATECREEPERS HOTLINE!
Post by: davidnix71 on 4 October 2008, 16:09
The collider at Cern broke the second day of testing and will be out of order for months. The Hubble telescope had major hardware failure about the same time the US stock market fell 777.7 points in one day and the market's opening bell also broke that day.

I would say that God just gave the world the middle finger. OpeningBell = 666 in English gematria. Ancient religions used bells to call their gods to dinner (blood scrifice). We won't find the God Particle by splitting atoms, we won't see God by looking out into space with a fancy telescope and we won't be able to conjure up wealth by ringing a bell anymore.

The guy in the video has a whole series like that one, and he's definitely not the sharpest tool in the shed.
Title: Re: HOLY FUCK FREEMASON GOD PARTICLE CALL THE GATECREEPERS HOTLINE!
Post by: Lead Head on 4 October 2008, 18:07
zomgozmgzomg
Title: Re: HOLY FUCK FREEMASON GOD PARTICLE CALL THE GATECREEPERS HOTLINE!
Post by: worker201 on 5 October 2008, 01:34
If you've ever flown over Nevada, you know that if they did want to fake the moon landing, it wouldn't have been all that hard.
Title: Re: HOLY FUCK FREEMASON GOD PARTICLE CALL THE GATECREEPERS HOTLINE!
Post by: SiMuLaCrUm on 5 October 2008, 04:39
There's that movie (Capricorn 6, correct?) where they did just that. The "astronauts" thought they were on the moon, but then found out later they weren't
Title: Re: HOLY FUCK FREEMASON GOD PARTICLE CALL THE GATECREEPERS HOTLINE!
Post by: worker201 on 5 October 2008, 11:13
The movie was called Capricorn One, and it was about a fake Mars landing.  The astronauts knew, but were forced by the government to go along with it.  Story was inspired by rumors at the time (1978) that the moon landing was faked.

OJ Simpson was in that movie...
Title: Re: HOLY FUCK FREEMASON GOD PARTICLE CALL THE GATECREEPERS HOTLINE!
Post by: SiMuLaCrUm on 5 October 2008, 15:40
Yeah that one. Really a fake moon, or Mars landing wouldn't be all that hard to conjure up. After all, areas in Nevada and the likes were used to test Mars rovers and other bots. With the camera, you would just need to put a reddish filter over it.
Title: Re: HOLY FUCK FREEMASON GOD PARTICLE CALL THE GATECREEPERS HOTLINE!
Post by: Lead Head on 6 October 2008, 01:30
zomg the conspiracies1111
Title: Re: HOLY FUCK FREEMASON GOD PARTICLE CALL THE GATECREEPERS HOTLINE!
Post by: SiMuLaCrUm on 6 October 2008, 03:58
They're everywhere!!! S)
Title: Re: HOLY FUCK FREEMASON GOD PARTICLE CALL THE GATECREEPERS HOTLINE!
Post by: worker201 on 6 October 2008, 09:54
They're everywhere!!! S)

That's what they want you to think.
Title: Re: HOLY FUCK FREEMASON GOD PARTICLE CALL THE GATECREEPERS HOTLINE!
Post by: Lead Head on 6 October 2008, 12:49
 :| (v_v) (v_v) :O :O :O :O
Title: Re: HOLY FUCK FREEMASON GOD PARTICLE CALL THE GATECREEPERS HOTLINE!
Post by: SiMuLaCrUm on 6 October 2008, 14:59
They're everywhere!!! S)

That's what they want you to think.


Well here's what I think of them: :fo: