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Operating Systems => Linux and UNIX => Topic started by: lunaslide on 31 January 2002, 16:57

Title: FIGNUTS!
Post by: lunaslide on 31 January 2002, 16:57

Just testing the new fuckmicrosoft.com server.

Title: FIGNUTS!
Post by: runkpock on 31 January 2002, 17:01

Nice. Its alive. Its alive.. hehehehe.
You think we could get IIS running through
wine on this motherbitch? That would rule.
That way all those virii on the net wouldn't
go into the log files. Then we would just
be everyones bitch. Yes that is the best idea ever.
I RULE. hehehehe.

Title: FIGNUTS!
Post by: lost on 31 January 2002, 17:05

Then after that we have to make sure to install Outlook.  How can we not Outlook installing virri for us.  Maybe we can make the virri work with cron so we can get a daily reinfection system going on.  Sounds like a Microsoft Network anyways.  Then we would be everyone else's bitches with our own heads in our asses.  Just a thought.

Title: FIGNUTS!
Post by: runkpock on 31 January 2002, 17:08

You think we could get exchange running too?
wine could pull that off I'm sure. That would
be even more cool. Yes. Now were getting somewhere.

Title: FIGNUTS!
Post by: runkpock on 31 January 2002, 17:14

Wait a minute. That would suck. disregard all my
last posts. Thank god for Nimda/Code Red.

Title: FIGNUTS!
Post by: voidmain on 31 January 2002, 21:00

Don't forget to get MS SQL Server running under Wine so your message board can have all the fun those other SQL server boards have...
[ODBC TIMEOUT][SQLSRVR][HEPME IMOVERLOADED][CONNECTIONS=2]

[ January 31, 2002: Message edited by: VoidMain ]

Title: FIGNUTS!
Post by: runkpock on 2 February 2002, 06:11

No what about access in true lamer style? Then,
every time we query the DB it would pull everything
into memory, and bring everything to a grinding
halt? That would be a bit more classy, think I.