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Operating Systems => Linux and UNIX => Topic started by: dicked on 5 April 2002, 23:27

Title: Fuck linux
Post by: dicked on 5 April 2002, 23:27
You sick, sick butthole licking UNIX fags. How DARE you use the disgusting and fecal OS that is Linux. Windows is BEST! You fags get raped in the mind by Tux. His fag penguin guise makes you shreik out in terror for Windows, but he fuckes you so much you are forced to use Linux. I bet the fags who reply to this are being ass raped as we speak. Linux is buggy, slow, bloated and turns you into a fag. Windows is best! You huge fruits and your lies about bill gates must ceace.
Fags for you all  :confused:
Title: Fuck linux
Post by: cahult on 6 April 2002, 00:46
Oh, but of course, you
Title: Fuck linux
Post by: Brent on 6 April 2002, 01:10
Why are the majority of these goofs so obsessed with GAY???  Strange.. there has to be some psycological significance.
Title: Fuck linux
Post by: gothwer on 6 April 2002, 03:36
I think Flaming Bag of Poo is "black ultra gay".

FBOP if your reading this, the Penguins will get you.  :eek:
Title: Fuck linux
Post by: Calum on 7 April 2002, 22:23
while we're on the symbolism kick, you know that fags are cigarettes here?
i don't smoke so i don't need 'fags for you all',

Flaming bag of poo, nice name, shame you are full of shit...
Title: Fuck linux
Post by: mskarl on 8 April 2002, 01:08
Dude you got some fucking issues!!
Title: Fuck linux
Post by: jtpenrod on 8 April 2002, 02:53
Six responses? Why are you even dignifying this asshole by responding?
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Title: Fuck linux
Post by: Calum on 8 April 2002, 16:12
i don't think this pillock could be in any way dignified no matter what we did!
besides, he's too far gone to even understand most of our responses i'm sure, i bet he hasn't even come back to read our replies! probably thinks he's made some sort of undeniable point and we've all seen the light now...
Title: Fuck linux
Post by: dicked on 9 April 2002, 03:51
Thanks for dignifying me.
Now that you have all seen the true light that can only be seen by looking through Windows and not some black ultra gay penguin, you are now not so very fag.

But your still black ultra gay.    (http://redface.gif)      (http://redface.gif)      (http://redface.gif)  

Scream for mercy.

P.S.

IE looks a thousand times better than the ugly, slow, and bloated Netscape.
The only thing you can surf for in Netscape is man porn, anyway. Which you fags love dearly.

IE IS BEST! WINDOWS IS BEST! LINUX IS BLACK ULTRA GAY!!!!

[ April 08, 2002: Message edited by: Flaming Bag of Poo ]

Title: Fuck linux
Post by: leon on 9 April 2002, 21:36
and... how would he know theres gay porn on netscape?
Title: Fuck linux
Post by: Scotty on 9 April 2002, 10:56
Hello Flaming sack of shit.. Have you ever wondered why you are so keen to homosexual prententation. I found it quite peculiar that fucks like you always prefer gay-oriented language. Haven't you got any log up to your orifice lately? Why don't you pay a visit into your local "fruitstore" and have your 'needs' fulfilled.

[ April 09, 2002: Message edited by: SingleMalt ]

Title: Fuck linux
Post by: Calum on 9 April 2002, 13:34
quote:
Originally posted by Flaming Bag of Poo:
Thanks for dignifying me.
i didn't, i just finished saying that you were beyond dignity in fact, maybe you can't read big words like "dignify" though...  
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Now that you have all seen the true light that can only be seen by looking through Windows and not some black ultra gay penguin,
how do you look through a penguin? and Tux the penguin is both black andwhite. We'll leave his sexual persuasion out of this right now, but doesn't it worry you that your main argumentative thrust seems to be derived from the corporate logo of an operating system rather than from the system itself?  
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you are now not so very fag.
i don't smoke  
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But your still black ultra gay.
How is being black an insult? i have said it before, i seriously wish pain upon racists. fascists and rapists deserve a lot of pain, and the universe has a habit of tough justice sometimes.
For that matter, how is being gay an insult?
I am neither black nor gay, but i reckon using those terms as an insult only serves to show the insultor up for the prehistoric clod that he or she actually is.
 
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Scream for mercy.

????? why?  
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IE looks a thousand times better than the ugly, slow, and bloated Netscape.
really? i liked the way you backed up your argument with evidence...  
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The only thing you can surf for in Netscape is man porn, anyway. Which you fags love dearly.
ah, i see you have netscape set as your default browser, then.

I am perplexed!
i hope this idiot didn't expect people to be angry! this is actually kind of funny. it's the kind of joke that goes stale very quickly though, and i certainly didn't like the prejudiced black/gay remarks, maybe Fucking PileOf Shite can come up with something more challenging next time,

1 out of 10.

[ April 09, 2002: Message edited by: Calum ]

Title: Fuck linux
Post by: TokyoPete on 9 April 2002, 14:25
Flaming Bag of Poo! Thanks for giving us all a great laugh! With a name like the above, what more can be said!!!
Personally, I smoke fags and stub them out when they're finished. Fags are cheap enough in Tokyo, about $2 a pack of twenty. If you want to blow them, feel free, each to his own perversion, eh!
Title: Fuck linux
Post by: gothwer on 9 April 2002, 18:43
eeeew  :D

[ April 09, 2002: Message edited by: Cocaine Elephant ]

Title: Fuck linux
Post by: davebrock on 12 April 2002, 06:11
Flaming bag of poo, i can see what your're trying to do (get VERY cheap thrills pissing people off?) but the sad thing is you're not even good at it, it is sad :-( I just hope for your sake, one day you'll get over this terrible inadequecy, my sympathy.....
Title: Fuck linux
Post by: dicked on 13 April 2002, 00:42
Hah. You are a liemaster, for it is obvious I have mad you so incredibly mad that one of you has sunk so low as to impersonate me. (Go to "Not even blocking images can stop me" thread to see).   :D    :D    :D
Title: Fuck linux
Post by: asdf on 13 April 2002, 07:13
quote:
Originally posted by Flaming Bag of Poo:
Hah. You are a liemaster, for it is obvious I have mad you so incredibly mad that one of you has sunk so low as to impersonate me. (Go to "Not even blocking images can stop me" thread to see).    :D      :D      :D  


If anything, you're just making Windows users look stupider.

"Liemaster".. what will they come up with next?
Title: Fuck linux
Post by: ravuya on 13 April 2002, 07:52
quote:
Originally posted by average user:
Why are the majority of these goofs so obsessed with GAY???  Strange.. there has to be some psycological significance.


You see, most windows users are afraid of the unknown. Thus, they are not only racist, but also homophobic and jump to conclusions.

This also explains why they hate *nix (which is, I'll admit, far too complex for the feeble minds of windoids to handle.. but then, so are toasters).

Has anyone gotten this lamer's IP? I think a call to his ISP may be in order.
Title: Fuck linux
Post by: askani on 18 April 2002, 20:41
Hey, I think Bill has lowered his standards for hiring. Now they'll let just anyone work for M$. What is this world coming to?   :cool:
Title: Fuck linux
Post by: Calum on 19 April 2002, 14:47
those are great! i'm off to post them on one of those pro-windows boards!
Title: Fuck linux
Post by: askani on 20 April 2002, 04:22
FBOP should ask ole' Billy for a raise. He's been putting in overtime.
Title: Fuck linux
Post by: Mojo on 20 April 2002, 14:13
Wow what an arsehole. I wonder if he enjoys taking Bill Gates in the arsehole...

[ April 20, 2002: Message edited by: Mojo ]

Title: Fuck linux
Post by: askani on 21 April 2002, 04:38
ugh. that was just RAW man.
  :D    :D    :D
Title: Fuck linux
Post by: ab2ms on 23 April 2002, 02:52
Well well... another linux bashing post here in cyberspace. this poo head obviously doesn't know linux. I am running it here, and what's funny is I don't have netscape here at all. I believe he has linux and windoze mixed up. Simple case of anal-cranial inversion!  :rolleyes:
Title: Fuck linux
Post by: Master of Reality on 23 April 2002, 03:44
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Originally posted by Ravuya:


You see, most windows users are afraid of the unknown. Thus, they are not only racist, but also homophobic and jump to conclusions.

This also explains why they hate *nix (which is, I'll admit, far too complex for the feeble minds of windoids to handle.. but then, so are toasters).

Has anyone gotten this lamer's IP? I think a call to his ISP may be in order.


flaming bag of poo's IP is
209.209.195.17
Title: Fuck linux
Post by: askani on 23 April 2002, 05:57
Hahahahahaha (diabolical laughter)  :D  
Well, I don't think he has a firewall(anymore). He might be experiencing some trouble with his computer these days...........who knows....in that virus-infested piece ofgarbage he likes so much.  ;)    ;)    ;)
Title: Fuck linux
Post by: gnomez on 23 April 2002, 22:54
quote:
Originally posted by Zombie9920:
Of course I'm justified to dislike a nasty un-naturual sexual orientation because nature never intended it nor did the almighty one(If you don't believe me have a look at "Leviticus 18:22"...I can post more verses if nessicary").  


The Bible says gay people also must be put to death; do you agree with that?
The Bible also forbids playing football, (touching a pigskin; Lev. 11:8) shaving your beard, (Lev. 19:27) and working on Saturday (Numbers 15:32-36, where a man was put to death for picking up some sticks on the Sabbath!)

I'm not gay, but using the Bible as justification for anything is just plain retarded.  Besides, it's mostly used to justify evil things like violence, genocide and racism.

People should develop actual, well thought-out reaons for their beliefs instead of drawing on that barbaric and brutalizing book known as the Bible.  (sorry I know this has nothing to do with Microsoft  ;)  )
Title: Fuck linux
Post by: badkarma on 23 April 2002, 22:59
quote:
Originally posted by Garden GNOME:
(sorry I know this has nothing to do with Microsoft   ;)   )


It's ever so true though .... nice post  (http://smile.gif)
Title: Fuck linux
Post by: badkarma on 23 April 2002, 23:28
Wow, this post was so full of crap it made fat bertha's toilet seem clean.....

 
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Originally posted by Zombie9920:
I'm a Windows user and I'm not a racist. I'll admit that I don't like homosexuality though. I don't hate queers as people but I do hate the way they act, walk, talk and what they like to do behind closed doors.


How contradictive and generalizing can you be? You don't hate them, yet you hate everything about them? And what they're doing behind closed doors is happening behind closed doors with you not there right? Do you think about it that much then? If so then I'm not so sure if you're so sure of your own sexuality....

 
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Personally I don't like being around gay people(I don't even like working with them) because they like to hit on straight men and they always look at straight mens' asses.


Personally I don't like being around some gay people, but not because they are gay but because I don't like their character. Personally I love looking at a pretty lesbian's butt. Personally I hate being around close minded people


 
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Of course I'm justified to dislike a nasty un-naturual sexual orientation because nature never intended it nor did the almighty one(If you don't believe me have a look at "Leviticus 18:22"...I can post more verses if nessicary"). The penis was made to fit perfectly in a vagina for a reason...the reason was for reproduction and pleasure. A man can not reproduce with another man, vice versa so that defeats natures purpose of having reproductive parts. Remember this, in the beginning it was Adam and Eve...not Adam and Steve.



I'm not going to go too deep into the whole god stuff, but imo god is just an excuse for the masses which lost it's credibillity somewhere around the crusades.....

If there *really* was a god, I'd call him a pretty sadistic bastard for creating us and giving us so called "free will", and then just laugh at the mess we created.....

And if two males or two females having sex with eachother is so unnatural, then how com it is quite common in the animal kingdom? Because the animals are sinners? Because they are paganistic heathens who worship the devil? I think it's more likely in their genes and that it's natures way of population control....

zombie, this kind of post makes me think you're a NRA member who voted for bush and thinks the death penalty is the best thing since sliced bread. You just learnt how to spell properly and learnt your grammar properly and like to nitpick on grammatical errors in peoples posts whose first language isn't even english and you, ofcourse, can only speak one....

[ April 23, 2002: Message edited by: BadKarma ]

Title: Fuck linux
Post by: psyjax on 24 April 2002, 03:04
To both Garden GNOME and Zombie46468465224

The Bible is not the end all be all of wisdom as Zombie might think but nither is it a bunch of crap. If you actually READ the thing, you will realise that it's ultimet messages are universal ones and have nothing to do with the nitpicking people do.

Your quote of Leviticus I belive is the one stating that a man shall not lie with another man as he does with a woman.

The fundamental problem with this is that it depends who translated the verse. Are you listening to the Bible or King James?

In the origional hebrow, the verse can be taken to mean a billion other things, from not lieing in a womans bed, to not getting in to bed with a man and a woman, and as anyone will tell you, it's a toss up to the translator.

If Leviticus is the guiding principal behind this, I suggest taking a look at some of the other laws he outlines. I think you might be surprised at how wacky they are, then ask yourself why you aren't following them all. You don;t get to pick iand choose your laws, ither you belive the book is law, or you don't.

Sodom and Gomora is also a popular refrence, but didn't it occur to you that the homsexuals in that story were out to RAPE Lot? Was this condeming homosexuals, or rape?

Jesus, the final authority if you are a Christian, never said one word concerning homosexuality.

www.religioustolerance.org (http://www.religioustolerance.org)

EDIT:

re-reading your post makes me think your just trollin. Thats a hunch tho.

[ April 23, 2002: Message edited by: psyjax ]