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All Things Microsoft => Microsoft as a Company => Topic started by: slave on 16 November 2002, 08:54

Title: He's smiling as he grunts out the turds
Post by: slave on 16 November 2002, 08:54

http://www.microsoft.com/windowsxp/default.asp (http://www.microsoft.com/windowsxp/default.asp)

Title: He's smiling as he grunts out the turds
Post by: Kintaro on 16 November 2002, 08:57

huh?

Title: He's smiling as he grunts out the turds
Post by: Fett101 on 16 November 2002, 21:02

He's probably talking about the pic of the guy with the headphones on on top of the page.

Title: He's smiling as he grunts out the turds
Post by: hm_murdock on 16 November 2002, 10:13

he does look like he's taking a shit

Title: He's smiling as he grunts out the turds
Post by: Kintaro on 16 November 2002, 10:56

Well XP can give you the shits!

Title: He's smiling as he grunts out the turds
Post by: rtgwbmsr on 16 November 2002, 11:09

LOL   :D  

So you don't have to look at the rest of that horrid page:
http://www.microsoft.com/WindowsXP/images/hro_winxp_awe7.jpg (http://www.microsoft.com/WindowsXP/images/hro_winxp_awe7.jpg)

Title: He's smiling as he grunts out the turds
Post by: voidmain on 16 November 2002, 11:15

I can't look at it anyway, microsoft.com doesn't exist in my house.

Title: He's smiling as he grunts out the turds
Post by: TB on 19 November 2002, 18:23

Takin a shit is a plausible scenario, but I can think of two others that are more likely:

1) He is grimacing in pain because he is listening to Paul Allen giving a speech through those headphones.

2) He is crying out because a Microsoft employee (out of shot) is brutally violating him in much the same way that M$ has fucked over computer users for years on end.