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Title: How fucking "out there" can you get? (stupidly large images)
Post by: RudeCat7 on 17 October 2002, 10:33
I got lost, and I wound up Out there in BSD land (http://www.linuxisforbitches.com/)
I'm speechless, this is so esoteric. These guys are like some kind of pagans. How many of these guys are out there?     :confused:    

For those of you from AR S Open forum, scroll DOWN!

[ October 17, 2002: Message edited by: RudeCat7 ]
[edit - title apended by Calum]

[ October 18, 2002: Message edited by: Calum ]

Title: How fucking "out there" can you get? (stupidly large images)
Post by: rtgwbmsr on 17 October 2002, 10:46
He does make a point with these though. Except #5, he doesn't back it.

 
quote:

1) The root partition should be small... painfully so.

2) /var is not for web servers or their content.

3) The kernel has one job: to keeping the system up, running and stable, not
to serve web content - I don't care if it's faster from the kernel.

4) Really understanding IP and the applications built upon it is a
requirement before you are "1337"

5) I don't care how fast something is, if it comes at the cost of
security or stability it's stupid.

6) *BSD is the way.  (Free, Open, or Net - pick one)


Someone here has the "Linux is not for dickheads" sig (Duh..above). There is a small but considerable Linux-Dickhead population. It would be nice if some of them fucked off.

I am going to try a BSD now...to see how good it is.

[ October 17, 2002: Message edited by: The_Muffin_Man/B0b ]

Title: How fucking "out there" can you get? (stupidly large images)
Post by: tr_one on 17 October 2002, 11:35
All I can say is "Wow"
 
quote:
"pinheads"
the webmaster says.
  I guess that the creator (of the web page) was born with complete knowledge and understanding of BSD, and that (the webmaster) has never claimed to be
 
quote:
"l337", a "hax0r", or anything of the sort.

  Then goes on to explain the reasons behind (the webmaster)'s web page as being  
 
quote:
...to use this site to poke fun at, possibly educate, and clean up the Linux user base.

  So in saying that (the webmaster) will
 
quote:
"poke fun at"

  Point out (the webmaster) precieved flaws of others to inflate (the webmaster) own ego  
 
quote:
possibly educate

  Obviously seeing in (the webmaster) own mind that (the webmaster) is the complete authority in all things Linux and BSD, and that (the webmaster) alone <or with other so called enlightened people> can educate others in the "pinhead" ways of thinking.
 
quote:
and clean up the Linux user base.

  Thinking that (the webmaster) is powerful enough to, well, "clean up" all of the users of linux.

 Pinhead thinking? Hmmmmm

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Title: How fucking "out there" can you get? (stupidly large images)
Post by: lazygamer on 17 October 2002, 12:26
quote:
Now you may say, "Well this is to be expected... Hell, look at the
Windows user base."  Yes that's true, but the Windows user base
doesn't claim to be "l337", a "hax0r", or anything of the sort.  
Linux users do and often.


YES! YES! Linux is the badge of l33tness! That's probably one of the funnest things about it. Why the hell do you think Linux users call themselves l33t, it's not as easy to learn as windows, and it's users are powerful and truly elite, one step(way more then one) above the rest of the mass market windoids. How could you not be proud of that?

http://www.linuxisforbitches.com/aol.php (http://www.linuxisforbitches.com/aol.php)

ROFL! Look at the buddy icons!

Hey this is cool!

(http://www.linuxisforbitches.com/imgs/users/tattoo.jpg)


Summary: funny but retarted. Notice how the site can't seem to offer up any REAL reasons for BSD vs Linux. Which just goes to show you how Linux is every bit as good as BSD. Now I don't know shit about either, but it's just plain logic.  (http://smile.gif)
Title: How fucking "out there" can you get? (stupidly large images)
Post by: preacher on 17 October 2002, 13:12
I saw this site quite some time ago, and I agree with it to a point, however it seems to me that this BSD user is unwilling to accept the changes that have become standard practices for some linux users. Im all for small root partitions, and seperate partitions for your webserver, however these things can easily be accomplished in linux, just like in BSD, so what would the advantage be of using freebsd over linux. Be smart and either set up can be secure and stable. I cant trash talk BSD, I love it as much as I love linux
Title: How fucking "out there" can you get? (stupidly large images)
Post by: voidmain on 17 October 2002, 21:06
quote:
Originally posted by lazygamer:
YES! YES! Linux is the badge of l33tness! That's probably one of the funnest things about it. Why the hell do you think Linux users call themselves l33t, it's not as easy to learn as windows, and it's users are powerful and truly elite, one step(way more then one) above the rest of the mass market windoids. How could you not be proud of that?



First of all, very rarely have I ever heard anyone that uses Linux call *themselves* "l33t" or "hax0r". If someone does then they are obviously childish (probably 12 years old or under) and probably are actually Windows users who have maybe tried to use Linux for a day. I see more Windows users use that word to refer to Linux users for reasons I still do not understand.

Like I have said many times, I have used Linux very heavily from nearly the beginning of it's life. I have not once called myself l33t. I defy you to find a post that I have authored where I referred to myself with that word or anything close to it. I feel that I know more about Linux than most people, yet I certainly do not claim to "know all" or "be l33t" because that would be just plain idiotic and wrong.

In UNIX and in Linux, the more you learn the more you realize that you don't know. Usually people who start using UNIX and/or Linux incorrectly think they know most of what there is to know at their first major breakthrough where they begin to see the light. Those thoughts quickly come crashing down when someone else shows them a better/easier way to do something than they have been doing it. UNIX is a very humbling OS, especially the more you learn about it. Anyone who refers to themselves as a "l33t" Linux user are likely 12 years old and have learned that they can do a directory listing by typing "ls".

As far as the BSD vs Linux bashing. They are just as idiotic and a waste of time. Use what works, and does the job for you. I use both in different situations. I also use Solaris/AIX/HPUX when I need big iron.
Title: How fucking "out there" can you get? (stupidly large images)
Post by: Fett101 on 17 October 2002, 23:38
How far out there can you get? How's this (http://www.talkorigins.org/faqs/flatearth.html)?
Title: How fucking "out there" can you get? (stupidly large images)
Post by: Calum on 18 October 2002, 03:39
i used to have a history teacher who was a member of that society. good job he wasn't a geography teacher...

as for what voidmain said, i have this to say in reply:

(http://www.calumsmusic.netfirms.com/applause.jpg)

[ October 17, 2002: Message edited by: Calum ]

Title: How fucking "out there" can you get? (stupidly large images)
Post by: lazygamer on 18 October 2002, 04:38
I have to say BOO!  (http://smile.gif)
Title: How fucking "out there" can you get? (stupidly large images)
Post by: Master of Reality on 18 October 2002, 04:41
my reason for using BSD:

(http://www.linuxisforbitches.com/imgs/daemonette.jpg)
Title: How fucking "out there" can you get? (stupidly large images)
Post by: voidmain on 18 October 2002, 04:48
I would say that is a valid reason. This is why I prefer Linux:

(http://www.uncompiled.com/images/chicks/aaj.jpg)

[ October 17, 2002: Message edited by: void main ]

Title: How fucking "out there" can you get? (stupidly large images)
Post by: lazygamer on 18 October 2002, 04:57
Linux gets it's revenge!

(http://tuxje.nl/images/linux/Girls/Linux%201.jpg)

(http://tuxje.nl/images/linux/Girls/Linux%2010.jpg)

YES! I coulden't agree more. Errr that doesn't count as pr0n, so please don't delete.  ;)

(http://tuxje.nl/images/linux/Girls/Linux%2018.jpg)

Wow, Linux sure attracts some neat chicks! Although that devil chick is still a great reason to use BSD(M?).
Title: How fucking "out there" can you get? (stupidly large images)
Post by: lazygamer on 18 October 2002, 05:00
Hey baby... I'd sure like to mount your filesystem on my root partition!
(Yes, I found that in a search engine, I am not clever enough to think that up myself!)
Title: How fucking "out there" can you get? (stupidly large images)
Post by: lazygamer on 18 October 2002, 05:01
LOL! You posted at the sametime I posted!
Title: How fucking "out there" can you get? (stupidly large images)
Post by: Master of Reality on 18 October 2002, 05:05
are you talking to your self?

I remember seeing a website that just had Linux Chix like that. Cant remember the URL though.
Title: How fucking "out there" can you get? (stupidly large images)
Post by: Chooco on 18 October 2002, 05:30
rofl nice pics guys, i'll work on my own porno-BSD thing later tonight i guess  :D
Title: How fucking "out there" can you get? (stupidly large images)
Post by: Master of Reality on 18 October 2002, 05:48
quote:
Originally posted by void main:
I would say that is a valid reason. This is why I prefer Linux:

(http://www.uncompiled.com/images/chicks/aaj.jpg)

[ October 17, 2002: Message edited by: void main ]


would that be umm... your wife?
Title: How fucking "out there" can you get? (stupidly large images)
Post by: rtgwbmsr on 18 October 2002, 06:10
My reason for using Linux and FSCKing often:

Choco: The later Linux chicks in the directory below are BSD chicks.

m0r: Is polygamy legal for Bobs?

One of the mods: Change the name of this thread to "Linux and BSD Chicks"

BTW: If you directory-browse http://www.akgames.net:8000/Downloads/Files/Personal/LinuxChicks/ (http://www.akgames.net:8000/Downloads/Files/Personal/LinuxChicks/)
They're all there (Linux Chicks)!

(http://www.akgames.net:8000/Downloads/Files/Personal/LinuxChicks/Linux18.jpg)

(http://www.akgames.net:8000/Downloads/Files/Personal/LinuxChicks/Linux10.jpg)

(http://www.akgames.net:8000/Downloads/Files/Personal/LinuxChicks/linux39.jpg)

[ October 17, 2002: Message edited by: The_Muffin_Man/B0b ]

Title: How fucking "out there" can you get? (stupidly large images)
Post by: Master of Reality on 18 October 2002, 06:39
we bobs can do whatever the hell we want.

cant all the Unixes get along:

(http://www.akgames.net:8000/Downloads/Files/Personal/LinuxChicks/linux50.jpg)
Title: How fucking "out there" can you get? (stupidly large images)
Post by: CaptainCool on 18 October 2002, 06:47
I'm damed glad I clicked on this thread  :D  
Keep those pics coming!
Title: How fucking "out there" can you get? (stupidly large images)
Post by: rtgwbmsr on 18 October 2002, 06:53
Amen m0r!

(http://www.akgames.net:8000/Downloads/Files/Personal/LinuxChicks/Linux15.jpg)

(http://www.akgames.net:8000/Downloads/Files/Personal/LinuxChicks/Linux51.jpg)
Title: How fucking "out there" can you get? (stupidly large images)
Post by: rtgwbmsr on 18 October 2002, 08:09
(http://www.akgames.net:8000/Downloads/Files/Personal/LinuxChicks/Linux49.jpg)
Title: How fucking "out there" can you get? (stupidly large images)
Post by: rtgwbmsr on 18 October 2002, 08:54
I couldn't resist...just a few more!

The directory again (where all of the Linux Chicks are): http://www.akgames.net:8000/Downloads/Files/Personal/LinuxChicks/ (http://www.akgames.net:8000/Downloads/Files/Personal/LinuxChicks/)

(http://www.akgames.net:8000/Downloads/Files/Personal/LinuxChicks/linux.jpg)

(http://www.akgames.net:8000/Downloads/Files/Personal/LinuxChicks/Linux19.jpg)

(http://www.akgames.net:8000/Downloads/Files/Personal/LinuxChicks/Linux31.jpg)

OK, I'm satisfied.
Title: How fucking "out there" can you get? (stupidly large images)
Post by: voidmain on 18 October 2002, 08:57
Here's where I got mine:
http://www.uncompiled.com/sections/page.php?name=chicks.php (http://www.uncompiled.com/sections/page.php?name=chicks.php)
(http://www.uncompiled.com/images/chicks/abh.jpg)

[ October 18, 2002: Message edited by: void main ]

Title: How fucking "out there" can you get? (stupidly large images)
Post by: lazygamer on 18 October 2002, 21:21
Hmmm, I wonder how many of those chicks actually use Linux?
Title: How fucking "out there" can you get? (stupidly large images)
Post by: Calum on 18 October 2002, 13:17
probably none, since they all look like doctored photographs.

the slackware one's pretty bad, since that girl probably does use windows, if she uses a computer at all...

all in all, i think the two BSD chicks have been the hottest out of all the ones you've poste! maybe i'll 'switch' to BSD!  ;)
Title: How fucking "out there" can you get? (stupidly large images)
Post by: lazygamer on 18 October 2002, 13:33
I thought some were doctored and some weren't. Some pictures it's obvious, but im not so sure about others...
Title: How fucking "out there" can you get? (stupidly large images)
Post by: KernelPanic on 18 October 2002, 16:53
Linux:

(http://www.casema.net/~squirrel/fun/girl+penguin.jpg)

BSD:

(http://www.e-gerbil.net/ras/pictures/bsdpropaganda/ceren.jpg)

Linux:

(http://mulchman.org/randompics/linux_chick2.jpg)

BSD:

(http://www.e-gerbil.net/ras/pictures/bsdpropaganda/jenjen.jpg)

and this girl just straight loves her router:

(http://www.unixsex.com/netadmin/noclust/routergirl.jpg)
Title: How fucking "out there" can you get? (stupidly large images)
Post by: Calum on 18 October 2002, 18:56
bsd is looking better and better to me!  :D
Title: How fucking "out there" can you get? (stupidly large images)
Post by: rtgwbmsr on 18 October 2002, 20:58
Aww Zombie, where's the image? I've seen it before, but I want to add it to my collection.
Title: How fucking "out there" can you get? (stupidly large images)
Post by: Master of Reality on 19 October 2002, 01:16
quote:
Originally posted by Zombie9920:
[/URL]

Image 1 - doctored

Image 2 - not doctored

Image 3 - doctored

Image 4&5 - not doctored



wow zombie i never realized that first pic was doctored. With observational skills like that you should become a professional detective!
Title: How fucking "out there" can you get? (stupidly large images)
Post by: Master of Reality on 19 October 2002, 01:23
BSD:
(http://www.akgames.net:8000/Downloads/Files/Personal/LinuxChicks/linux53.jpg)


linux:
(http://www.nylug.org/images/adler_images/linux_nylug_booth.jpg)


BSD:
(http://www.uncompiled.com/images/chicks/aaa.jpg)


Linux:
(http://www.linuxisforbitches.com/imgs/users/got_porn.jpg)

BSD:
(http://www.akgames.net:8000/Downloads/Files/Personal/LinuxChicks/linux40.jpg)
Title: How fucking "out there" can you get? (stupidly large images)
Post by: voidmain on 19 October 2002, 01:34
Heh heh, I like the old guy with the propeller hat in the first picture. Wonder if that's creedon?
Title: How fucking "out there" can you get? (stupidly large images)
Post by: Master of Reality on 19 October 2002, 01:41
admit it void main.... its you isnt it?
Title: How fucking "out there" can you get? (stupidly large images)
Post by: voidmain on 19 October 2002, 03:22
Actually I believe it's Richard Stallman.  (http://smile.gif)
Title: How fucking "out there" can you get? (stupidly large images)
Post by: KernelPanic on 19 October 2002, 17:58
quote:
Originally posted by void main:
Actually I believe it's Richard Stallman.   (http://smile.gif)  


Jesus VoidMain I nearly killed myself laughing at that.  :D

^^I'm serious about that too^^

/me gets breath back.
Title: How fucking "out there" can you get? (stupidly large images)
Post by: psyjax on 19 October 2002, 23:53
hmmmm... I can't see this on my browser. Odd... I think it's geocities, but I could be wrong. In anycase, Im erasing it cuz it's in "violation of their EULA" blah blah. So just click on the link bellow

[ October 19, 2002: Message edited by: psyjax ]

Title: How fucking "out there" can you get? (stupidly large images)
Post by: psyjax on 19 October 2002, 23:53
http://www.geocities.com/akakubiyaro2/ (http://www.geocities.com/akakubiyaro2/)

OK YAY! IT WORKS  :D

[ October 19, 2002: Message edited by: psyjax ]

Title: How fucking "out there" can you get? (stupidly large images)
Post by: psyjax on 20 October 2002, 00:19
Ok. I give up.

Where the fuck is the guy with teh propeller on his head???

 :D
Title: How fucking "out there" can you get? (stupidly large images)
Post by: KernelPanic on 20 October 2002, 02:12
(http://www.ticz.com/homes/users/waltw/propeller.jpg)(http://zdp.zope.org/projects/eurozope/events/linuxtag2000/pictures/lk2k050-pdfqAtrQk.jpg)