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Operating Systems => macOS => Topic started by: slave on 12 August 2002, 22:03

Title: Mac OS X makes it easy...
Post by: slave on 12 August 2002, 22:03: If you're a moron, that is. Who would find Windows hard to use, anyway?

Quotes:

"I never got Windows"
"I felt like I was stuck in a bad relationship with my PC"
"Mac OS X doesn't get in my way"
"I have sex with tropical birds"

Those idiots on the "switch" commercials crack me up. They must have IQ's of 60 or something.

I bet if Microsoft put a "switch" commercial out for switching from Mac to Windows you'd think it was gay.
Title: Mac OS X makes it easy...
Post by: xyle_one on 13 August 2002, 00:29: "I bet if Microsoft put a "switch" commercial out for switching from Mac to Windows you'd think it was gay."

Yes, thats right, because noone in their right mind would switch from mac to windoze.

ecsyle_one
Title: Mac OS X makes it easy...
Post by: Refalm on 13 August 2002, 01:01: quote:
I have sex with tropical birds

Actually, that's from Microsoft's Linux Myths campaign featuring Windows XP User #5225982375.

[ August 12, 2002: Message edited by: Refalm ]
Title: Mac OS X makes it easy...
Post by: Bazoukas on 13 August 2002, 01:13: Can somebody make XPShit go away please?
Title: Mac OS X makes it easy...
Post by: Refalm on 13 August 2002, 01:24: quote:
bazoukas: Can somebody make XPShit go away please?

No, Webmaster can't do that :( .

Windows XP User #5225982375 has a dynamic IP address which makes it difficult to ban him... (I know his old one... Windows XP User #5225982375 lives somewhere near Dallas, Texas, United States)
Title: Mac OS X makes it easy...
Post by: voidmain on 13 August 2002, 04:04: Yeah, but he could disable his account, which would require him to sign up again with a different email address, which of course you would have to ban. Eventually he would get tired of registering for new email accounts and go away...
Title: Mac OS X makes it easy...
Post by: ravuya on 13 August 2002, 04:10: I suggested blocking known 'free' mail addresses, but the webmaster also wouldn't go for that. So there's really only a few ways to make this troll go away.
Title: Mac OS X makes it easy...
Post by: voidmain on 13 August 2002, 04:39: And one of those ways is to hunt him down and skin him...
Title: Mac OS X makes it easy...
Post by: cocoamix on 13 August 2002, 08:09: Every forum needs its "Village Idiot."

Let him be. He's entertaining.
Title: Mac OS X makes it easy...
Post by: Pissed_Macman on 13 August 2002, 08:43: What an ass that Xpee Luser is. He always starts topics and never views our responses to them. How typical.
Title: Mac OS X makes it easy...
Post by: trc3 on 13 August 2002, 18:25: quote:
Originally posted by Macman:
He always starts topics and never views our responses to them. How typical.

Its cause he doesnt care what we say he just knows that everyone is gonna be like aww fuck off, your a moron blah blah blah, hes just doing it to make people argue and to clog up the forums. Everyone needs to just quit replying to his post's all together and eventually he will leave.
Title: Mac OS X makes it easy...
Post by: TheGreatPoo on 13 August 2002, 23:13: He lives near Dallas!!!??? I live in Houston! Hmmmm. That's only a four hour drive. ;)
Title: Mac OS X makes it easy...
Post by: Master of Reality on 13 August 2002, 23:38: Search results for: 209.209.195.*

Bayou Internet (NETBLK-BAYOU-COM-1)
1109 Hudson Lane
Monroe, LA 71201
US

Netname: BAYOU-COM-1
Netblock: 209.209.192.0 - 209.209.223.255
Maintainer: BAYU

Coordinator:
Scroggin, Jerry (JS279-ARIN) [email protected]
+1-318-323-0011 (FAX) 318-323-5053

Domain System inverse mapping provided by:

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ADDRESSES WITHIN THIS BLOCK ARE NON-PORTABLE

Record last updated on 02-May-2001.
Database last updated on 12-Aug-2002 20:01:09 EDT.

[ August 13, 2002: Message edited by: Master of Reality / Bob ]
Title: Mac OS X makes it easy...
Post by: alucard on 14 August 2002, 07:31: quote:
Originally posted by Master of Reality / Bob:
Search results for: 209.209.195.*

Bayou Internet (NETBLK-BAYOU-COM-1)
1109 Hudson Lane
Monroe, LA 71201
US]

A coonass. No wonder. That explains it. He probably tried to eat an alligator and it got stuck in his ass.

[ August 13, 2002: Message edited by: alucard ]
Title: Mac OS X makes it easy...
Post by: SpeeDFreaK on 17 August 2002, 10:37: Aww...and I was hoping he lived in dallas. Less than a half-hour away for me.
Title: Mac OS X makes it easy...
Post by: Master of Reality on 17 August 2002, 10:49: wait! I used neotrace and it says he live a little bit northwest of Dallas Texas. Bayou is probly a major ISP that just has its main office in the above location. I think he does live near dallas
Title: Mac OS X makes it easy...
Post by: choasforages on 17 August 2002, 11:30: well, all i can say is i didn't hear about a conspiracy to fag-bag/*sorry, only term i know for it*/ this idiot. for the unenlightend, fag-baging is when you through a sheet over someones head or something, and beat the shit out of them
Title: Mac OS X makes it easy...
Post by: littlegreencube on 17 August 2002, 23:54: Also he is probably a Microsoft agent.
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Post by: trc3 on 18 August 2002, 21:57: quote:
Originally posted by littlegreencube:
Also he is probably a Microsoft agent.

No hes just a moron...
Title: Mac OS X makes it easy...
Post by: choasforages on 18 August 2002, 10:06: come one guys, what about a good fag-baging, then agian, it is agianst the law to beat the shit out of 12 year olds
Title: Mac OS X makes it easy...
Post by: littlegreencube on 18 August 2002, 13:01: Microsoft is against the law.
Title: Mac OS X makes it easy...
Post by: SpeeDFreaK on 19 August 2002, 02:23: quote:
come one guys, what about a good fag-baging, then agian, it is agianst the law to beat the shit out of 12 year olds

we don't have to beat the shit out of him, just hogtie him and make liberal use of a cattle prod.
Title: Mac OS X makes it easy...
Post by: rtgwbmsr on 19 August 2002, 05:57: Hmm...they have those new battery powered tasers to test out.

Will someone kill this thread please? It's funny but pointless.
Title: Mac OS X makes it easy...
Post by: trc3 on 19 August 2002, 07:19: I agree this should be moved to the dead thread zone along with everyone of his future/current posts. Unless of course he has a post that actually helps someone or isint him being a complete moron. Witch I highly doubt will happen any time soon, if ever.
Title: Mac OS X makes it easy...
Post by: SpeeDFreaK on 19 August 2002, 08:45: Yeah, maybe this thread should die before I ask someone what city he lived in...
Title: Mac OS X makes it easy...
Post by: alucard on 19 August 2002, 18:14: Well maybe this will shut him up.

http://maccentral.macworld.com/news/0208/17.p4.php (http://maccentral.macworld.com/news/0208/17.p4.php)
Title: Mac OS X makes it easy...
Post by: SpeeDFreaK on 20 August 2002, 04:13: That's the reason that we need to pt super-thick chains on marketing departments. When they get out of control, you have crap like this and Microsoft's PR department taking over.
Title: Mac OS X makes it easy...
Post by: TheQuirk on 25 August 2002, 04:35: quote:
Originally posted by TheGreatPoo:
He lives near Dallas!!!??? I live in Houston! Hmmmm. That's only a four hour drive. ;)

So do I!