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Operating Systems => macOS => Topic started by: Crunchy(Cracked)Butter on 11 February 2003, 00:01

Title: The perfect mac for the Apple "lover"
Post by: Crunchy(Cracked)Butter on 11 February 2003, 00:01
http://bbspot.com/News/2000/7/new_macs.html (http://bbspot.com/News/2000/7/new_macs.html)

 
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New York - At the MacWorld Expo today, Steve Jobs, CEO of Apple, unveiled the new dMac and vMac to satisfy the needs of Mac "lovers" everywhere.

"Yet again, Apple is breaking new ground in personal computer design," said Jobs, "For so long people have come up to me and said, 'Steve, when are you going to DMacmake a Mac that I can have sex with.'  That time is now."  In addition to the dMac and vMac,  Jobs also announced that Apple will be releasing the biMac.

The vMac, based on female anatomy, comes with  "iHole" technology while the dMac (pictured) comes equipped with "iPole" technology.  The biMac, also known as the "Pole and Hole" by Apple engineers, combines both technologies.

"We really focussed on ergonomics when designing these systems.  With the 17 degree tilt of the computers, these should be comfortable for users of all shapes and sizes," said Apple engineer Marian Cho.  "We also realized that users may be uncomfortable having their private parts near such high voltages, so safety was also a top priority."

The new Macs really created quite a buzz around the exhibition hall at MacWorld.  "Ever since the Apple IIe I've  been waiting for this day," said long time Apple user Calvin Bishop, "I can't wait to get my hands on the vMac and show it some sweet loving."  One female attendee, who wished to remain anonymous, said, "I tried it out and my husband will be getting the divorce papers on Wednesday."

The dMac, vMac, and biMac are powered by 500 MHz G3 processors, 128 MB of RAM, 10 GB Ultra ATA hard drive, DVD-ROM drive and 15" CRT display.  The dMac and biMac are also available in extended versions.


(http://bbspot.com/Images/News_Features/2000/7/dmac.jpg)

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Title: The perfect mac for the Apple "lover"
Post by: rtgwbmsr on 11 February 2003, 00:29
:eek:  

Umm...how about no?  That is plain disturbing. I like my Mac, but I would never stick anything of mine in it...
Title: The perfect mac for the Apple "lover"
Post by: Pantso on 11 February 2003, 02:30
Give me a f***ing break!   :eek:
Title: The perfect mac for the Apple "lover"
Post by: billy_gates on 11 February 2003, 04:37
lol, thats funny.  Does anyone else have more stuff like this.  The only other one I've seen is the iToilet.  (I think you guys can think of what that is yourself)
Title: The perfect mac for the Apple "lover"
Post by: jrigby on 11 February 2003, 05:38
theres the iBrator (http://www.mecha.net/iBrator/ibrator.htm)
Title: The perfect mac for the Apple "lover"
Post by: billy_gates on 11 February 2003, 08:54
more LOL, I need people to show more stuff, this is funny.
Title: The perfect mac for the Apple "lover"
Post by: slave on 11 February 2003, 11:31
Now look, I love my Linux box like the next guy, but that's just plain sick!  Mac users are blatant fetishists.
Title: The perfect mac for the Apple "lover"
Post by: Kintaro on 11 February 2003, 14:09
The Microsoft IntelliDildo.
Title: The perfect mac for the Apple "lover"
Post by: Calum on 11 February 2003, 19:02
i know it's a joke and all that but i just can't imagine the dmac or the vmac being in any way comfortable! they would most likely be painful!
Title: The perfect mac for the Apple "lover"
Post by: billy_gates on 13 February 2003, 03:08
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Originally posted by Calum: Member # 81:
i know it's a joke and all that but i just can't imagine the dmac or the vmac being in any way comfortable! they would most likely be painful!


That is why its a joke, that is most likely part of the joke (hint hint) #81, Ha, I'm #25 a perfect.  But on a good note, our numbers are both perfect squares.