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Title: just felt like it :)
Post by: Ice-9 on 6 September 2002, 12:20

A citybus in New York stops and two Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation.
A lady sitting behind them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following:
"Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come togethar. I come once-a-more.
 
Two asses, they come togethar again. I come again and pee twice.
Then I come one lasta tima." "You foul-mouthed swine, " retorted the lady indignantly. "In this country we don't talk about our sex
lives in public!"
 
"Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who's talkin' abouta sexa?
I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spella 'Mississippi'."

Title: just felt like it :)
Post by: lazygamer on 6 September 2002, 14:48

OMG LOL! That is absolutely hilarious! MORE JOKES PLZ!

Title: just felt like it :)
Post by: Master of Reality on 7 September 2002, 00:50

OMB!!!! I guess it is a lil funny.

Title: just felt like it :)
Post by: voidmain on 7 September 2002, 01:05

It's still funny even though it's at least 30 years old which is about the first time I heard it.

Title: just felt like it :)
Post by: CommonSense on 7 September 2002, 07:21

Somehow, that joke's even more funny in the New York metropolitan area.    (http://smile.gif)