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Miscellaneous => The Lounge => Topic started by: pofnlice on 22 September 2003, 01:28

Title: Reference the "Linux Girlz"
Post by: pofnlice on 22 September 2003, 01:28
most peeps are narrow minded a attatched to physical things...being the typical shallow male here's my thoughts on a new advertising campaign...we could call it.  Pervertisment  :D

It would go something like this...Linux teams up with Playboy or Hustler...doesn't really matter, anything with hot naked chics  :D  and they have logos over the genetalia that say something like download your O/S in my whatever...or would you put anything unstable in a machine like mine???  I can make your hard drive purr and never crash...you know.  appeal to men's more carnal instincts  :D

For the galz they could have some dude with wrap my hard drive with your software...I dunno, I'm no good on the other side of Pervertisment...

Which brings me to another point...where are the women here  :D  and y don't we see any pix of em...naked  :D
Title: Reference the "Linux Girlz"
Post by: hm_murdock on 22 September 2003, 01:36
Lay off the liquor, man
Title: Reference the "Linux Girlz"
Post by: pofnlice on 22 September 2003, 01:44
sad thing is...totally sober...at work, very board.  waiting for the end of shift got three more hours...9 to 9 GAWDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Title: Reference the "Linux Girlz"
Post by: hm_murdock on 22 September 2003, 01:45
What do you do, BTW?
Title: Reference the "Linux Girlz"
Post by: pofnlice on 22 September 2003, 01:50
MP Desk Sergeant

The guy who takes complaints at the station, used to do a lot of other things, changed to MP after an injury...but if I told you what I used to do, I'd have to cut your head off and put it in a safe.

Being that I like ya and you seem kewl, I don't wanna do that  :D
Title: Reference the "Linux Girlz"
Post by: pofnlice on 22 September 2003, 01:53
Damn they took the pic down all ready...and I still haven't recieved a reprimand or anything WAAAAAAAAAA...Ok OK I'll admitt that was out of line, but sometimes you just can't resist the urge

LOL...my wife took that pic about 4 years ago.
Title: Reference the "Linux Girlz"
Post by: pofnlice on 22 September 2003, 01:55
Which reminds me...on your profile they ask for a link to your a pic, but it doesn't seem to be functional when u check profiles, let me rephrase... not that it's not functional, it just aint there !!!!!


looky over 50 posts now!!! Woohoooooooooooooooo
Title: Reference the "Linux Girlz"
Post by: hm_murdock on 22 September 2003, 06:00
top secret stuff rox

I used to do top secret stuff, too.

I did odd jobs, knocking off bad guys for Bill Clinton.

I shot SLOBODON MILOSIVECH with my D.Eagle
Title: Reference the "Linux Girlz"
Post by: shortnfunny88 on 22 September 2003, 06:38
How many girls are on this forum?

::raises hand::

Anyone else?
Title: Reference the "Linux Girlz"
Post by: suselinux on 22 September 2003, 11:08
quote:
Originally posted by Sayr:
How many girls are on this forum?

::raises hand::

Anyone else?


Hey Baby Hows it goSLAP!
(http://www.stephanjenkins.com/images/020100/slap.jpg)
Title: Reference the "Linux Girlz"
Post by: AmericanBastard on 22 September 2003, 13:03
THAT"S EXACTLY MY POINT!!!  WHERE"S THE WOMEN!!!  NEKID LINUX GIRLZ DAMNET!
Title: Reference the "Linux Girlz"
Post by: Zombie9920 on 22 September 2003, 13:25
I love hot, nude women as much as any other red blooded male. But declaring playboy playmates as Linux girlz???? Are you out of your damn mind?     (http://tongue.gif)    

Although seeing pictures of nude women is not my top priority because if I want to see a nude woman or get some sex I have a sexy wife for that(her hot friends strip for me sometimes as well!!!     :D    )....but I certainly don't mind seeing pictures of hot nude women on the net though. *Hopes my wife doesn't see this post, she may smack the shit outta me*. LOL

[ September 22, 2003: Message edited by: Viper ]

Title: Reference the "Linux Girlz"
Post by: hm_murdock on 22 September 2003, 20:52
dude's got the right idea hook up with someone who's hot and has hot friends...

EVERYBODY WINS!
Title: Reference the "Linux Girlz"
Post by: AmericanBastard on 23 September 2003, 08:09
my wife's let me have a threesome  :D  and is kewl with porn...I married a European (more specifically a British Gal)  :D

But I still like naky with logos!

Damnet!