Stop Microsoft

Miscellaneous => The Lounge => Topic started by: Bazoukas on 8 July 2002, 12:30

Title: TO ALL MS EMPLOYERS THAT COME HERE
Post by: Bazoukas on 8 July 2002, 12:30

PLEASE HIRE ME. I CAN AS WELL MAKE A CRASH FRIENDLY BROWSER, KERNEL, APPLICATION.

  YES I AM A SOON TO BE BONAFIED PROGRAMER LOOKING FOR A JOB THAT I CAN FUCK UP THINGS AND STILL GET PAYED AND NOT GET FIRED.

  THAT KIND OF JOB WAS AND IS MY CHILDHOOD DREAM!!

thank you and sorry for the tabs i just had to make a good impression.  :D

Title: TO ALL MS EMPLOYERS THAT COME HERE
Post by: lazygamer on 8 July 2002, 13:27

Wait a minute. Isn't it more stressful to actually create un-optimized software? If your programming habits are that bad, you'd have all this trouble getting it to work. Ok it works, now fix the odd major issue here and there without scrapping your shitty code.

Moral of the story? Good code is not only easier on you, it's probably more natural.

Title: TO ALL MS EMPLOYERS THAT COME HERE
Post by: Bazoukas on 8 July 2002, 13:34

shhhhhhhhh dont give out the secrets M$ may actually read it and make their shit good.

Title: TO ALL MS EMPLOYERS THAT COME HERE
Post by: trc3 on 10 July 2002, 13:04

Not likely...