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Miscellaneous => The Lounge => Topic started by: Gonusto on 28 February 2002, 10:26

Title: Some humor for ya'll
Post by: Gonusto on 28 February 2002, 10:26: http://www.ubersoft.net/d/19960513.html (http://www.ubersoft.net/d/19960513.html)

I'm surprised things haven't already ended up that way.

http://www.ubersoft.net/d/19961107.html (http://www.ubersoft.net/d/19961107.html)

Anybody see the similiarities?

-Gonusto
Title: Some humor for ya'll
Post by: gerry on 28 February 2002, 22:38: The shape of things to come?Skary (http://www.jas.com/IMAGES/MISC/dilbert951229-7239.gif)
Title: Some humor for ya'll
Post by: Gonusto on 25 April 2002, 22:03: The part people around here will appreciate is near the end of the joke . . .

quote:
Not A Girl, Not Yet A Woman

A woman had been married four times and was still, well,
'not yet a woman'. Somebody asked her how that could be
possible.

"Well," she said. "The first time I married an octogenarian
and he died before we could consummate the marriage."

"The second time I married a soldier and war broke out on
our wedding day."

"The third time I married a MicroSoft Windows programmer
and he just sat on the edge of the bed and kept telling me
how good it was going to be."

"The fourth time, I married a computer technician. He'd sit
on the edge of the bed and tell me, "I'll have it up in 30
minutes."

-Gonusto
Title: Some humor for ya'll
Post by: Calum on 25 April 2002, 22:30: quote:
Originally posted by Gonusto:

I'm surprised things haven't already ended up that way.

-Gonusto

They have.