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Miscellaneous => The Lounge => Topic started by: Kintaro on 14 August 2002, 12:22

Title: Windows XP Luser is the cunt
Post by: Kintaro on 14 August 2002, 12:22
I have found the secrative cunt, and its Windows XP Luser... From my research...

First, the secrative cunt appered about the same time as flaming bag of poo. The secrative cunt also only attacks the people who provoke Windows XP Luser, Flaming bag of poo. A short while ago, Windows XP Luser was found to have signed up as someone else (IP Similarites) and made up storys because he couldnt live with the fact that so many where happy with Linux!

Anyway these storys had simlar stupidity to the Flaming bag of poo's artwork!

Anyway, Im for freedom of speech but sometimes we need to help people like XP Luser find things to do
www.xpluser.tk (http://www.xpluser.tk)

Please evict him from the show!
Title: Windows XP Luser is the cunt
Post by: Nevermind on 14 August 2002, 12:43
and he smells weird too
Title: Windows XP Luser is the cunt
Post by: slave on 14 August 2002, 20:02
My brothers get on the computer all the time and I can't be responsible for what they say while I'm away.
Title: Windows XP Luser is the cunt
Post by: voidmain on 14 August 2002, 20:44
Oh no! There's more than one of them?
Title: Windows XP Luser is the cunt
Post by: Master of Reality on 15 August 2002, 01:06
they have the sam ISP and winXPLuser was stupid enough to post as both WinXPuser and Mickey with the same IP. I think he did too with flaming bag of shit.
Title: Windows XP Luser is the cunt
Post by: Master of Reality on 15 August 2002, 01:08
dont you ever go on vacation VoidMain???!!!! i go away for two weeks and your over 100 posts ahead of me.
Title: Windows XP Luser is the cunt
Post by: ravuya on 15 August 2002, 01:40
We can't afford to take vacations. If we as moderators decide to go away, there will be even more lamers when we return.  (http://smile.gif)
Title: Windows XP Luser is the cunt
Post by: Bazoukas on 15 August 2002, 21:26
quote:
Originally posted by VoidMain:
Oh no! There's more than one of them?



 Virus Alert.
Found Virus XPmoron.

 Do you wish to
a) Repair this File?
b) Delete this File?
c) Isolate this File?
d) use our new powerfull Feature called "BitchSlap"".
Title: Windows XP Luser is the cunt
Post by: choasforages on 15 August 2002, 21:45
e.) pallidiumize his body, like i described in the dell using freedos artical (http://forum.fuckmicrosoft.com/cgi-bin/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic&f=1&t=000161)

[ August 15, 2002: Message edited by: choasforages ]

Title: Windows XP Luser is the cunt
Post by: Chooco on 15 August 2002, 12:01
WARNING: XP User found to be replicating its own code, unable to delete
Abort/Retry/Panic
C:\>
Title: Windows XP Luser is the cunt
Post by: Bazoukas on 15 August 2002, 23:40
C:> I am still in Panic. Help me please.

Run FDISK and put me out of my fucking misery. Hit any key when ready.
Title: Windows XP Luser is the cunt
Post by: Chooco on 17 August 2002, 21:29
now where's the any key......  :confused:
Title: Windows XP Luser is the cunt
Post by: choasforages on 17 August 2002, 21:33
ummmm
/dev/random > /home/xpuser

i guess this simple command explains him
Title: Windows XP Luser is the cunt
Post by: voidmain on 17 August 2002, 21:48
This is actually how he was created:
# cat /dev/zero > /home/xpluser