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Miscellaneous => The Lounge => Topic started by: Kintaro on 20 November 2002, 14:58
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Change'em
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o.k., I did
:D
We are all bob.
[ November 20, 2002: Message edited by: bob ]
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Errr im not Bob.
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we are all bob..... you bastard non-bob!
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How can I be a bastard non-bob if we are all bob. How can we all be bob if I am a bastard non-bob.
Well bob ain't that bad, did you know that "Bob" is the nickname of the level 1 "Skulk" in Natural Selection?
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What? Bobs must change their names... what have all the worlds Bobs ever done to you?... And what should they change it to? Fred maybe? And why just Bobs, why not all the Franks as well?
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i'm pretty sure he means change your UBB display name to "bob"
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We are all bob!
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The bob cult is falling apart, guys, face it.
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unlike integrational polytheism of course. might that be because the cult of bob relies on control, while integrational polytheism doesn't actually even need one person to be involved for it to work? sounds like something else i heard about on these forums (microsoft compared with debian perhaps? Apple MacOSX compared with Berkeley UNIX perhaps?)
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Dont listen to the drunken scots crazy rants... The cult of bob is your own decision... Join, you dont have to do anything. Just enter your name on a guestbook, join a forum, talk on it if you like, and wear bob on your nametag and obey the rules. Its easy unless your racist or somthing.
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I'm proud to be a Bob and all (been one for almost twenty years, don't plan to stop) but when is geocities going to come back up? Plus the forum is practically deserted.
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Originally posted by bob:
Dont listen to the drunken scots crazy rants... The cult of bob is your own decision...
oh that's okay then, i can do what i like can i? quote:
Join, you dont have to do anything.
righto, that's reasonable quote:
Just enter your name on a guestbook,
oh right, well having my name all over the internet's not too much of a price to pay i suppose... quote:
join a forum, talk on it if you like,
hmm, i have to join, but i only have to talk if i like? well... quote:
and wear bob on your nametag
and i have to do that too do i? quote:
and obey the rules.
this reminds me of that microsoft page telling you what file types the microsoft office agent keeps a track of. they have a big list of microsoft office files, and right at the end 'all files'. So they keep track of micorosft office type files, oh yes, and <ahem> all the other ones too...
Obey the rules? i suppose those rules can be retroactively changed can they? where the EULA for Bobness? quote:
Its easy unless your racist or somthing.
Using windows is easy too, but the company that makes it is decidedly wrong in my opinion.
Also, i should think that being bob is quite easy even if you are racist, just like using windows (i hear it's the OS of choice for the al quaeda people for instance).
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We are all oBb. We WILL anoy you!
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Originally posted by Macman@School:
I'm proud to be a Bob and all (been one for almost twenty years, don't plan to stop) but when is geocities going to come back up? Plus the forum is practically deserted.
its just about official that www.bobs.tk (http://www.bobs.tk) is the main bob site.
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Originally posted by Calum: Linux Commando:
Also, i should think that being bob is quite easy even if you are racist, just like using windows (i hear it's the OS of choice for the al quaeda people for instance).
bobs who descriminate shall be garreted.. slowly.
are you trying to start a jihad ehre Calum?
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Bob Manifesto
This will teach you the ways of Bob, what shall we do?; not very much. The best plans are always the simple ones, and that is why the cult of Bob is so perfect. As a member of the cult of Bob your role is simple:
* You will, at all convenient opportunities chant the words "We are all bob" many times, in a zombified manner.
* You will attempt to convert many other people into chanting with you. First they will think it's funny, then they will get addicted to it. Then you should direct them to www.bobs.tk (http://www.bobs.tk) or www.cultofbob.tk, (http://www.cultofbob.tk,) where they will become a member of the Bob cult.
* You will worship the Bob god, who goes under the name of Bob. Bob is a female, but that does not matter, as the cult of Bob is not gender specific. All races, genders, and animals may join with us, to create an army of Bobs, united in our cause of descriminating against NO-ONE, except non-bobs. They must be converted, or destroyed.
* You should, in time, lose as many braincells as possible. Drinking in excess, going to heavy metal clubs, or banging your head against the wall is a good way of achieving this. The cult of Bob should ideally be very stupid, and unified in their mission of chanting "we are all Bob".
* You may sacrifice food to the bob god. The Bob god likes cheese, spam, salami and alcohol. Eating or sacrificing hamsters is a good way of worshipping your god.
* You should be happy and friendly to your fellow Bob clan. The cult of Bob will be unified in our mission, and any one with a bad word to say about another Bob will be tortured and slowly garrotted. No-one is to discriminate against another bob, no matter their colour, race, sexuality, features, or dubious smell. We WILL have utopia, by any means necessary.
* You will not have to give your life savings or get rid of any of your possesions, The cult of Bob is a spiritual cult, not a material one, e.g. we have no money. Due to this reason, we cannot provide members with t-shirts or keyrings either, sorry about that.
So that is what your role as a bob will entail. It's effortless, fun, you're destined to be happy, your destined to be Bob, we are all Bob!
do any of those really sound dictorial as the "doctrines" (aka Laws, rules, oppressive views) of integrational polytheism??
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* You will, at all convenient opportunities chant the words "We are all bob" many times, in a zombified manner.
say a couple words when ya feel like it. Fun words.. whats wrong with that??
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* You will attempt to convert many other people into chanting with you. First they will think it's funny, then they will get addicted to it. Then you should direct them to www.bobs.tk (http://www.bobs.tk) or www.cultofbob.tk, (http://www.cultofbob.tk,) where they will become a member of the Bob cult.
get some other people to drink and say a few words with you. not too bothersome.
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* You will worship the Bob god, who goes under the name of Bob. Bob is a female, but that does not matter, as the cult of Bob is not gender specific. All races, genders, and animals may join with us, to create an army of Bobs, united in our cause of descriminating against NO-ONE, except non-bobs. They must be converted, or destroyed.
We are against descrimination
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* You should, in time, lose as many braincells as possible. Drinking in excess, going to heavy metal clubs, or banging your head against the wall is a good way of achieving this. The cult of Bob should ideally be very stupid, and unified in their mission of chanting "we are all Bob".
Drinking and listening to music... whats wrong with that? Not many people dont liek drinking. and the term "heavy metal" can mean anything in your opinion such as bach, garth brooks, or black sabbath.
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* You may sacrifice food to the bob god. The Bob god likes cheese, spam, salami and alcohol. Eating or sacrificing hamsters is a good way of worshipping your god.
you *may* sacrifice food. You can sacrifice it by eating, who doesnt eat??
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* You should be happy and friendly to your fellow Bob clan. The cult of Bob will be unified in our mission, and any one with a bad word to say about another Bob will be tortured and slowly garrotted. No-one is to discriminate against another bob, no matter their colour, race, sexuality, features, or dubious smell. We WILL have utopia, by any means necessary.
Be happy and friendly to others... again we say that we shall not treat eachother in a hurtful manner.
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* You will not have to give your life savings or get rid of any of your possesions, The cult of Bob is a spiritual cult, not a material one, e.g. we have no money. Due to this reason, we cannot provide members with t-shirts or keyrings either, sorry about that.
you dont have to give your money or any catches. Unlike IP which makes you give your precious time to wait for their forum to load.
thats it... that is a bobs role, what so hard about that. Dont you want everyone to get along Calum? What do you have against our Utopia. Do you know that another man was againt our utopia, his name was Adolf Hitler.
[ November 21, 2002: Message edited by: bob ]
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i am sure you know i was offering my thoughts with a pinch of salt, purely intellectually, however i do take offence at this:
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We are against descrimintaion unlike IP which thinks that everyone who wants to be racist should be able to do so.
you are often telling people on forums lies of this type about integrational polytheism. my advice is that if you are incapable of understanding (or as i suspect to be the case, you refuse to understand) how integrational polytheism works and for those of you who want to find out for yourself how accurate MoR's accusations are, go ahead (http://www.polytheism.cjb.net/doctrines.html), then you should just not talk about integrational polytheism at all. but then that's just my opinion. however lying will only lead to a negative return for your eternal soul, or karma or whatever, in my belief.
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it was a bit far... i edited it.