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Title: Oh im a republican...
Post by: Kintaro on 29 December 2003, 08:02
Oh, I'm a Republican
I got a small schling
I like to bomb niggahs
and make a lot o' bling

I got a bunch o' friends
in high up places
They helps me get dem
government graces.

You think I'm smart
I just know who's who
I couldn't run a fruit stand
without the red white & blue

Don't need no history
Don't need no schoolin'
I got my ideology
To keep me a shootin'

I fancy myself
A brilliant tactician
But neither me nor m'buddies
Could even pass basic trainin'

See, I'm above all that
A fightin' and shootin'
I just say "Sic em!"
Then run the other direction

Liberals! Faggots!
Commies and queers!
Socialist hippies
Full o' pussy tears!

I'll drop some crap
about Jesus the Christ
You'll buy it all
and vote for me twice

'Fact, Jesus is comin'!
Real soon, now!
So we gotta prop up Israel
That ol' sacred cow

Propaganda's m'friend
But I calls it "fact"
Even though I don't read
'Cept for Chick tracts

Facts? No! Don't need em here!
We're conservatives! We work on FEAR!
Don't like what we say?
Well FUCK YOU, bud!
We'll shove it down yer throat
and tell ya it's good!
Title: Oh im a republican...
Post by: DjCarrad on 29 December 2003, 14:51
i think you should show that to dubya, he would love you, i think
Title: Oh im a republican...
Post by: Kintaro on 29 December 2003, 15:51
He would make it the national anthem.

I got it from the nero-online troll database.
Title: Oh im a republican...
Post by: preacher on 29 December 2003, 18:18
I didnt know republicans existed in Australia X11.
Title: Oh im a republican...
Post by: Kintaro on 29 December 2003, 18:48
They do, just here there called "The Liberal Party" which isnt Libral at all, should be called the "Libatarian" party since there fucking nazis who have rigged the election.

If John fucking howward wins this next one, im offically calling australia a dictatorship.
Title: Oh im a republican...
Post by: DjCarrad on 30 December 2003, 04:51
hahahahahaha, true
Title: Oh im a republican...
Post by: WMD on 30 December 2003, 21:07
Come now...

Most Republicans aren't that insensitive.  It's just that Bush is a redneck and a wanker.  :D
Title: Oh im a republican...
Post by: Kintaro on 30 December 2003, 21:45
True, Aussie politics are on crack, only one political party (the EVIL one) is holding together.

Id vote for Mark Latham anyday (the guy who called Howard an asslicker).

Latham is a fucking pirate, he eats rocks and shits gun powder as maddox would say. I hope he wins, so australia can start kicking ass again, rather then licking it.
Title: Oh im a republican...
Post by: DjCarrad on 1 January 2004, 04:55
wo0t
Title: Oh im a republican...
Post by: MotherFUCKER on 1 January 2004, 05:31
DUMB MOTHERFUCKERS GO TO HELL
Title: Oh im a republican...
Post by: Refalm on 1 January 2004, 16:42
quote:
MotherFUCKER: DUMB MOTHERFUCKERS GO TO HELL


Don't fear change. Or would you rather have a corrupt government who is only interested in serving the needs of large corperations, instead of everyone?

People of America, I recommend voting for the Green Party of the United States (http://www.gp.org/) in the upcomming election (check the website for who's going to run for president instead of Ralph Nader).
Title: Oh im a republican...
Post by: Kintaro on 1 January 2004, 16:44
quote:
Originally posted by Refalm:


Don't fear change. Or would you rather have a corrupt government who is only interested in serving the needs of large corperations, instead of everyone?

People of America, I recommend voting for the Green Party of the United States (http://www.gp.org/) in the upcomming election (check the website for who's going to run for president instead of Ralph Nader).



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