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Miscellaneous => The Lounge => Topic started by: hm_murdock on 14 September 2003, 02:40

Title: there ARE four CHILDREN
Post by: hm_murdock on 14 September 2003, 02:40
Tere are currently four children outside my window yelling and blowing on A DUCK CALL.

Why me? Why must I suffer? What did I do, aside from lose my mind constantly, and on a daily basis, and tell my last g/f that I hoped she died, and then a week later SHE DID.

Why am I so bad?

PS This is real... there really are four brats out there with a DUCK CALL
Title: there ARE four CHILDREN
Post by: Laukev7 on 14 September 2003, 02:54
Take out a bullhorn and yell at them to shut up.
Title: there ARE four CHILDREN
Post by: billy_gates on 14 September 2003, 03:06
i have a better idea.  Turn up your speakers really loud and restart your mac.  the startup tone should scare them away.

If you have enough subwoofers you can turn the base all of the way up and try to scare them with raw sound.
Title: there ARE four CHILDREN
Post by: Windows_SuX_@$$ on 14 September 2003, 03:06
Run outside Cussing at them and chase them down the street
Title: there ARE four CHILDREN
Post by: Pissed_Macman on 14 September 2003, 05:03
Put blanks into a shot gun and run out of your house firing at them.
Title: there ARE four CHILDREN
Post by: Laukev7 on 14 September 2003, 06:50
How about this: turn up your speakers really loud and type lots of cussing words in Simpletext. Then do command+H.
Title: there ARE four CHILDREN
Post by: Stilly on 14 September 2003, 06:58
run out there with a shovel and chase them away, then shake your fist in anger at them
Title: there ARE four CHILDREN
Post by: Zombie9920 on 14 September 2003, 07:03
If something like that happened to me I'd load my shotgun with Rock Salt shells(I have a few shells that I emptied the BB's out of and loaded with Rock Salt) and I'd go out there and shoot at least 1 of the disrespectful little bastards in the ass.

As you probably already know, rock salt inside a wound burns like hell. It would teach them not to do stupid shit like that again.
Title: there ARE four CHILDREN
Post by: TheQuirk on 14 September 2003, 08:36
Eat them.

Simple!
Title: there ARE four CHILDREN
Post by: avello500 on 14 September 2003, 10:33
go give em a dog wistle. at least you'll get some rest, dont know about the dogs around you tho.
oh i do like the rock salt idea. could use phospherous(sp?). that would burn like hell.
Title: there ARE four CHILDREN
Post by: Stilly on 14 September 2003, 12:05
quote:
Originally posted by TheQuirk:
Eat them.

Simple!


if you combine that with my idea, you would get this:

web page (http://maddox.xmission.com/i_ate_my_neighbors_kids.html)