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Title: Another Ballmer moment
Post by: cahult on 16 May 2002, 17:39
Watch him say the word "Developers" more than a few times and watch his shirt!

http://www.stenstad.net/storage/developers.mpg (http://www.stenstad.net/storage/developers.mpg)
Title: Another Ballmer moment
Post by: Calum on 16 May 2002, 18:49
actually he is very scary.

look at the hideous angry glaze over his eyes.

he seems possessed.

does he actually say anything that isn't hideously embarrasing? or is he the Dan Quayle of the software world?
Title: Another Ballmer moment
Post by: Gooseberry Clock on 18 May 2002, 01:12
http://homepage.mac.com/jcarusone/iMovieTheater2.html (http://homepage.mac.com/jcarusone/iMovieTheater2.html)
Title: Another Ballmer moment
Post by: jtpenrod on 18 May 2002, 12:18
Up till now, it looked like all of Ballmer's antics were strictly for show. However, in this latest video, it seems that he really is fruitier than a nut cake.  (http://tongue.gif)   It seems that the Monkey Boy is losin' it fast. Not only that, but the audience seemed as perplexed as all the rest of us.  :confused:   He didn't get much applause, and what he did get seemed to be more out of polite embarrassment than anything else.  :D  
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Title: Another Ballmer moment
Post by: Calum on 18 May 2002, 16:47
he's one freaky boy alright! i would not like to have any kind of interaction with him after seeing those 2 films. Not so Bill Gates who seems like any other normal backstabbing arsehole conservative moneymaker. Ballmer seems to believe what he is trying to say through the flecks of foam, because he knows that he would not even have a personality left to clibg to if he didn't believe it.
Title: Another Ballmer moment
Post by: Kintaro on 18 May 2002, 17:04
I think he's finnaly lost it! Or had he already?
Title: Another Ballmer moment
Post by: Master of Reality on 18 May 2002, 18:52
what the hell is wrong with that guy???!
Title: Another Ballmer moment
Post by: Kintaro on 20 May 2002, 10:15
So whats he on about???
Title: Another Ballmer moment
Post by: Scotty on 20 May 2002, 12:48
I agree... our favourite poor little fucker stevie-boy IS possessed.   :D   I wonder is m$ some kind of asylym for those mentally challenged under achiever corporate operatives? Hell I begin to believe that ballmer is more dangerous to mickeyware than Linux   :D . m$ must be quite scared of Linux by now that they have unleashed this '
Title: Another Ballmer moment
Post by: Heru on 20 May 2002, 13:04
I wonder if Ballmer would fit in at the local nut house......

He's not only lost it, he's truly insane!
Title: Another Ballmer moment
Post by: Refalm on 20 May 2002, 15:37
(http://212.187.41.139:81/pics/microsoftaxe.JPG)
Title: Another Ballmer moment
Post by: hoojchoons on 20 May 2002, 16:20
Jesus!! This guy is a freakshow all by himself  :eek:  What the fuck is he on??
Title: Another Ballmer moment
Post by: cahult on 20 May 2002, 18:46
He looks a lot like Hermann G
Title: Another Ballmer moment
Post by: hoojchoons on 20 May 2002, 19:16
:D  ! He scared me just by watching him on the mpeg let alone meeting him in a dark alley  :D  !!
Title: Another Ballmer moment
Post by: dbl221 on 22 May 2002, 21:57
How did a company run by that idiot become so big.  Is that guy for real. That is just not right.  :eek:
Title: Another Ballmer moment
Post by: Refalm on 22 May 2002, 13:45
Ballmer didn't because the CEO of M$ until 1998 or something... Bill Gate$ made the monopoly
Title: Another Ballmer moment
Post by: Kintaro on 22 May 2002, 15:17
Hmmm.....
American Psycho
Title: Another Ballmer moment
Post by: Ctrl Alt Del 123 on 25 May 2002, 21:43
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Title: Another Ballmer moment
Post by: Master of Reality on 25 May 2002, 21:57
quote:
Originally posted by Gooseberry Clock:
http://homepage.mac.com/jcarusone/iMovieTheater2.html (http://homepage.mac.com/jcarusone/iMovieTheater2.html)


i cant see this movie because apple only has the quicktime plugin for windows and mac. Not linux.
Title: Another Ballmer moment
Post by: Heru on 25 May 2002, 12:53
quote:
Originally posted by Master of Reality:


i cant see this movie because apple only has the quicktime plugin for windows and mac. Not linux.


 http://www.codeweavers.com/products/crossover/ (http://www.codeweavers.com/products/crossover/)
Yes it costs money for it to be very usefull, but it is well worth it.  Crossover plugin allows you to use many Windows plugins(like Quicktime and WMP) in Linux browsers.  

It is well worth every penny, I should know because I have it, and it works very well.

[ May 25, 2002: Message edited by: Heru ]

Title: Another Ballmer moment
Post by: Ctrl Alt Del 123 on 26 May 2002, 02:05
Yes, pay for that plugin because this is GOLDEN!
Title: Another Ballmer moment
Post by: misfitnumber57 on 26 May 2002, 22:30
quote:
Originally posted by X11:
Hmmm.....
American Psycho


that's a good song.

on another note....
#hums a few bars#

that IS the first thing that comes to mind.

creepy.
Title: Another Ballmer moment
Post by: psyjax on 26 May 2002, 23:13
quote:
Originally posted by misfit#57:


that's a good song.

on another note....
#hums a few bars#

that IS the first thing that comes to mind.

creepy.


American Psycho is a better movie. You should check it out, William Defoe at his best!

It's this corporate type who goes nuts and starts killing people for fun.

Whatever...

Balmer is just the type to go an a killing spree anyway  (http://tongue.gif)
Title: Another Ballmer moment
Post by: slave on 29 May 2002, 06:48
Why are you picking on him like this?  You bullies belong in the playground stealing money from first-graders.  I actually admire the man myself.
Title: Another Ballmer moment
Post by: Ctrl Alt Del 123 on 29 May 2002, 07:23
Oh, and did I mention Developers?
Title: Another Ballmer moment
Post by: Heru on 29 May 2002, 07:47
quote:
Originally posted by Windows XP User #5225982375:
Why are you picking on him like this?  You bullies belong in the playground stealing money from first-graders.  I actually admire the man myself.


hmm.. where to start on why you are insane....
nah, I'm not that evil.
Title: Another Ballmer moment
Post by: voidmain on 29 May 2002, 21:09
Who *is* this XP moron? Somebody dropped him on his head when he was a baby.  Maybe it's Billy himself.
Title: Another Ballmer moment
Post by: cahult on 29 May 2002, 10:03
Windows Xp whatever


Ballmer is a walking parody of himself. Just look at him talking, read what he has written/said and compare this to Steve Jobs, Linus Torvalds, Scott McNealy and others. You will find a very big difference!!!
Title: Another Ballmer moment
Post by: Calum on 29 May 2002, 14:45
quote:
Originally posted by Windows XP User #5225982375:
Why are you picking on him like this?  You bullies belong in the playground stealing money from first-graders.  I actually admire the man myself.
you admire him?!?!???!??!??
well, maybe when you grow up, you can smell like a dungeon too. You need to get a head start in to beat the competition, stop washing now to beat the rush.

Plus, start practicing your oppressive leer in the mirror, you have a high standard to beat. Maybe you want to start selling off bits of your brain too, i don't think even you could reach ballmer's acute style of linguistic delivery, hell, you're still talking in full sentences for gods' sake!
Title: Another Ballmer moment
Post by: ravuya on 31 May 2002, 18:46
quote:
Originally posted by Gooseberry Clock:
http://homepage.mac.com/jcarusone/iMovieTheater2.html (http://homepage.mac.com/jcarusone/iMovieTheater2.html)


It looks like he's giving the Nazi salute in one of those cuts.. where he has the white shirt on... o.o
Title: Another Ballmer moment
Post by: Calum on 31 May 2002, 18:59
for those of us who don't like frames, here's the proper url for this film:
http://homepage.mac.com/jcarusone/.Movies/balmer.mov (http://homepage.mac.com/jcarusone/.Movies/balmer.mov)

Now that i know its proper url, i can save it to disk! also, i can convert it to a proper mpeg or avi, (except i think i'll need to do this in windows. Actually, i have a neato utility that does it in DOS that i'll use...)
Title: Another Ballmer moment
Post by: ravuya on 1 June 2002, 21:15
I just got the mp3. Head to digitaldroo.com/monkeydevelopers.htm
Title: Another Ballmer moment
Post by: Calum on 2 June 2002, 03:23
the mp3 of "Monkey Developers" by Digital Droo is now available at :
http://artists4.iuma.com/....Monkey_Developers.mp3  (http://artists4.iuma.com/site-bin/mp3gen/38196/IUMA/Bands/Digital_Droo/audio/Digital_Droo_-_Monkey_Developers.mp3)for free download.

[ June 01, 2002: Message edited by: Calum ]