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Miscellaneous => The Lounge => Topic started by: Mr Smith on 22 January 2003, 04:53

Title: Smart Sex Toys? What if Microsoft made a Smart Dildo?
Post by: Mr Smith on 22 January 2003, 04:53
Microsoft Dildo has detected an invalid penetration fault in MSdick.dll. Please remove all MSdicks and reboot.    

  Microsoft Dildo is currently busy, or has become unstable waiting for a climax operation to complete. You can have a cigarette while waiting or press CTRL-ALT-SUCK to reboot.    

 Microsoft Dildo is currently not your default dildo.  Would you like to make it your default dildo?  Y/N    

 LINUX DILDO v9.5:  Linux dildo is now loaded and fully functional.  Linux didlo is now ready to satisfy you and ALL of your friends simultaneously.
Title: Smart Sex Toys? What if Microsoft made a Smart Dildo?
Post by: choasforages on 22 January 2003, 05:05
ummm, unless
A, are a chick
B, using one on a chick

you do not need a dildo. however it is a good point, what about drm, does it stop when you are masterbating to a copyrighted technique?
Title: Smart Sex Toys? What if Microsoft made a Smart Dildo?
Post by: Pissed_Macman on 22 January 2003, 05:52
New from Apple:

The all-new 12" iDildo--the world's most compact full-featured sex toy.

or

The world's first 17" sex toy, miraculously engineered into a stunning 1" thin package.
Title: Smart Sex Toys? What if Microsoft made a Smart Dildo?
Post by: Kintaro on 22 January 2003, 06:30
"The bad thing about macs is the users."
-John Tate

 ;)
Title: Smart Sex Toys? What if Microsoft made a Smart Dildo?
Post by: Pissed_Macman on 22 January 2003, 08:05
"The bad thing about Linux is just one of its users: X11."
-Macman

(http://images.bravenet.com/brpics/smilie/18_crazy.gif)

[ January 21, 2003: Message edited by: Macman: dumb retart ]

Title: Smart Sex Toys? What if Microsoft made a Smart Dildo?
Post by: xyle_one on 22 January 2003, 08:34
quote:
Originally posted by X11: Doing YA MUM:
"The bad thing about macs is the users."
-John Tate

  ;)  

i think we have a new candidate for biggest douche in the universe  :D
Title: Smart Sex Toys? What if Microsoft made a Smart Dildo?
Post by: Pissed_Macman on 22 January 2003, 12:16
quote:
Originally posted by Xyle: iGeek...:

i think we have a new candidate for biggest douche in the universe   :D  


agreed