Stop Microsoft
Miscellaneous => The Lounge => Topic started by: Enmity on 4 October 2003, 19:42
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Any of you read some funny quotes that are generally M$ / Bill Gates bashing? I have one here:
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If Bill Gates had a dollar everytime Windows crashed...oh wait, he does.
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Bill Gates is a cunt
- Zardoz
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I see little commercial potential for the Internet for at least ten years.
- Bill Gates
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I believe OS/2 is destined to be the most important operating system, and possibly program, of all times
- Bill Gates
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I think it would be pretty bizarre if OS/2 finds any popularity
- Bill Gates
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Bill Gates is a liar.
-Zardoz
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640K ought to be enough for anybody.
- Bill Gates
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Love him or hate him. Frankly, I'm shocked at the number of people in love with a man who has single-handedly turned the bulk of the software industry to crap.
- unknown
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UNIX is an operating system, OS/2 is half an operating system, Windows is a shell, and DOS is a boot partition virus.
- Peter Coffin
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When you say: "I wrote a program that crashed Windows", people just stare at you blankly and say: "Hey, I got those with the system -- for free
-Linus Torvalds
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Saying that XP is the most stable MS OS is like saying that asparagus is the most articulate vegetable.
-Dave Barry
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It's no coincidence that the most popular PC books go by names like "Windows for Dummies". Detroit doesn't sell books like "Oldsmobiles for Idiots" or "A Foul-Up's Guide to Fords"
-Patrick L Anderson
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Ninety percent of computer users use DOS. I'd rather tell them to do drugs
-Scott McNealy
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M$ SUCKS!!!!
-everyone
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The best way to prepare [to be a programmer] is to write programs, and to study great programs that other people have written. In my case, I went to the garbage cans at the Computer Science Center and fished out listings of their operating system.
- Bill Gates
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Windblow$ users will choose dancing dogs over security any day.
-Zardoz
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anyone stupid enough to use a Windows computer deserves everything Gates can dish them, including the viruses
-unknown
[ October 04, 2003: Message edited by: Zardoz ]
[ October 04, 2003: Message edited by: Zardoz ]
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Our hardware works better without windows
So true!
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Windblow$ users will choose dancing dogs over security any day.
Personally, I would choose a dancing dog over security as well. I mean, I love my dog and all, but it certainly can't damce!
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If Bill Gates had a dollar everytime Windows crashed...oh wait, he does.
ROFLMAOMAOASLKFGOAO!!!!!!!!!
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http://www.lanet.lv/users/judrups/Humor/hatewin.html (http://www.lanet.lv/users/judrups/Humor/hatewin.html)
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