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Miscellaneous => The Lounge => Topic started by: ROOK on 21 January 2004, 07:46

Title: What if GOD was Microsoft ?
Post by: ROOK on 21 January 2004, 07:46
- The sun would need to be "rebooted" every NOON
- The dinosaurs would have been wiped out by a BSOD
- We'd need to re-install our genetic sequence every 3 months
- All churches/mosques/sinagogues/temples would need to sign an NDA before being able to view the text of the "bible"
- The devil would be out of business since "God" would have swiped the intellectual property for evil long ago.
- The pope would be a lawyer
- We'd all bust out nerf pads at sunrise and pray to Redmond
- Our holy symbol would be a the $
- When you die your soul turns into bits (if you've been good) and gets incorporated into Windows code
- When you die your soul turns into bits (if you've been bad) and gets incorporated into the Linux kernel
- The anti-christ is "born of the penguin"
- Jesus would have been using Windows XP (instead of Linux)
- Mohammed would have been using Windows XP (instead of FreeBSD)
- Abraham would have said "fuck it" and stuck with pen & paper
- You'd have to pay for an "upgrade" to be born and to die
- The human brain would contain 400 trillion neurons but only 4 of them would actually do anything useful
- GREED would NOT be one of the "Seven deadly sins"
- The "bible" would be full of pictures (and no text)
- Al Gore would have REALLY invented the Internet
- We'd all be convinced that NetBUEI was a REALLY cool protocol

Heeheee

ROOK
"God, please save me from your followers!"
Title: What if GOD was Microsoft ?
Post by: Pissed_Macman on 21 January 2004, 10:57
This is older than this guy:

(http://home.att.net/~rjnorton/old.jpg)
Title: What if GOD was Microsoft ?
Post by: Kintaro on 22 January 2004, 05:52
Oh my god that was lame.
Title: What if GOD was Microsoft ?
Post by: Mistshadow on 22 January 2004, 08:58
I'm waiting to hear that M$ is suing God.
Title: What if GOD was Microsoft ?
Post by: Great_Satan on 23 January 2004, 06:17
Microsoft employees and their children would blow you up.

http://home.ripway.com/2003-12/43034/pics/plokiddies.jpg (http://home.ripway.com/2003-12/43034/pics/plokiddies.jpg)

Edit: replaced by a link. And xeen is right, this picture is getting old.

[ January 23, 2004: Message edited by: Laukev7 ]

Title: What if GOD was Microsoft ?
Post by: Xeen on 23 January 2004, 18:36
You son of a bitch. You've posted that picture like 10 times already, and AGAIN its in an unrelated thread.

Someone please delete that post and any replies it gets (including this one).
Title: What if GOD was Microsoft ?
Post by: Laukev7 on 23 January 2004, 20:05
Sorry, xeen, but Great_Satan was on topic, since this thread is about God. I will replace the picture by a link, but the post stays.
Title: What if GOD was Microsoft ?
Post by: Canadian Lover on 24 January 2004, 00:05
quote:
Originally posted by Great_Satan:
Microsoft employees and their children would blow you up.

http://home.ripway.com/2003-12/43034/pics/plokiddies.jpg (http://home.ripway.com/2003-12/43034/pics/plokiddies.jpg)

Edit: replaced by a link. And xeen is right, this picture is getting old.

[ January 23, 2004: Message edited by: Laukev7 ]

fucking trolls
Title: What if GOD was Microsoft ?
Post by: hm_murdock on 24 January 2004, 01:05
like you canadior... or should I say Izumi

or SHOULD I SAY WINDOWS RULEZZ

cumsucker
Title: What if GOD was Microsoft ?
Post by: Uipe on 24 January 2004, 04:09
"Thank god I am an Athiest"
Title: What if GOD was Microsoft ?
Post by: Canadian Lover on 24 January 2004, 08:07
quote:
Originally posted by Jimmy don't give a shit about MS:
like you canadior... or should I say Izumi


cumsucker


THIS IS NOT ERUDITION! witch is why im spending time here. To try to forget the tragity
Title: What if GOD was Microsoft ?
Post by: Stilly on 24 January 2004, 08:26
well what about windows rulezzz, that was here
Title: What if GOD was Microsoft ?
Post by: Canadian Lover on 24 January 2004, 08:30
quote:
Originally posted by The Stiller:
well what about windows rulezzz, that was here


that's motherfucking old. Angrey at me? look at ex eleveven (no offence by the way, x11)
Title: What if GOD was Microsoft ?
Post by: Stilly on 24 January 2004, 08:56
quote:
Originally posted by Canadian Lover: gone:


that's motherfucking old. Angrey at me? look at ex eleveven (no offence by the way, x11)


so, you still trolled here twice

[ January 23, 2004: Message edited by: The Stiller ]

Title: What if GOD was Microsoft ?
Post by: Canadian Lover on 24 January 2004, 21:06
quote:
The Stiller: so, you still trolled here twice


X11 used these terms that are worse than mine
as for trolling twice, He trolled longer. an what do you mean twice IS EVERYONE HERE MAD? CAN'T THEY SEE THAT ERUDITION AND THE MES ARE TWO SEPRATE   FORUMS???

[ January 24, 2004: Message edited by: Canadian Lover: gone ]

Refalm: Content Edit. Not fixing spellingserrors here, just some weird HTML characters  :confused:

[ January 24, 2004: Message edited by: Refalm ]

Title: What if GOD was Microsoft ?
Post by: Stilly on 24 January 2004, 21:09
well its the same members at both forums

and x11 trolled once, it may have been longer but he hasn't done it again

and x11 was also a great member
Title: What if GOD was Microsoft ?
Post by: xyle_one on 24 January 2004, 21:22
x11 > canadian lover.
Title: What if GOD was Microsoft ?
Post by: Pissed_Macman on 24 January 2004, 12:42
X11 was somewhat amusing.

Canadian Lover is just retarded middle schooler who argues about digimon.
Title: What if GOD was Microsoft ?
Post by: hm_murdock on 24 January 2004, 19:50
not even that much. all canadian is just a dipshit

case in point:
tragity
angrey
eleveven
seprate

oh, and the  problem you have, canadio, is ME.

I'm an asshole in the event you hadn't noticed. you were made a mod, against my counsel, and then you fucked up. this gives me cause to make your life at MES and Erudition an exercise in Hell.
Title: What if GOD was Microsoft ?
Post by: Refalm on 24 January 2004, 20:28
quote:
Jimmy don't give a shit about MS: this gives me cause to make your life at MES and Erudition an exercise in Hell.


Well, you didn't have to scare Canadian Lover away  :(
Title: What if GOD was Microsoft ?
Post by: Kintaro on 27 January 2004, 16:19
quote:
Originally posted by The Stiller:
well its the same members at both forums

and x11 trolled once


i like math.
Title: What if GOD was Microsoft ?
Post by: Kintaro on 27 January 2004, 16:20
This thread is entertaining.