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Title: I'm back
Post by: slave on 3 October 2002, 08:19
That's right, run if you can, your linux boxes are all MINE!!! (You can keep your iMacs)
Title: I'm back
Post by: psyjax on 3 October 2002, 08:35
quote:
Originally posted by Windows XP User #5225982375:
That's right, run if you can, your linux boxes are all MINE!!! (You can keep your iMacs)


oh joy?
Title: I'm back
Post by: TheQuirk on 3 October 2002, 08:47
All your (microsoft) base are belong to us.
Title: I'm back
Post by: lazygamer on 3 October 2002, 10:02
All your base are belong to us! You shoulda seen the all your base are belong to us fan fic I wrote.  ;)

Hmmmm I wonder if I still have it? YAY I do have it!

Oh as for Xpee user welcome back, your quite the humor guy around here, always giving people laughs with your comedy routines, I mean "arguments".  :D

Here is the "fan fic". Viewer discretion is advised.

Life goes on, that's what we forgot about the "All your Base" incident. We thought it was just limited to the video, but no it's far deeper then that.

Bad Guy:"All your base are belong to us!"
Captain:"NOOOOOO! We still have Hentai torture camp?"
Bad Guy:"I say All your base are belong to us! You no have Hentai torture camp. Ha ha ha."
Captain:"You bastard!"
Bad Guy:"When I done with you, you goto homosexual Hentai torture camp!"
Captain:"I rather suicide self then go to homo Hentai camp!"
Bad Guy:"Have your time. Soon cruise missle blow you out of star ocean!"
Bad Guy disconnects.
Crew guy #2:"NOOOO! Now we bound to run out of, fresh Hentai to masturbate too!"
Crew guy #3:"I no know if I handle pressure. May have to get penis amputated!"
Captain:"On top of that, ALL are base no longer belong to us. Didn't someone say we have bomb?"
Crew guy #2:"Like I say before SOMEBODY SET US UP THE BOMB!"
Captain:"We must disable it!"
Crew guy #1:"There no time! CPU say bomb is 1:00 away from blowing!"
Captain:"Quick what we do?!"
Crew guy #2:"AHHHHHHH were all die!"
Crew guy #1:"Captain 45 second left come on think of something!"
Captain:"I no know let me think."
45 seconds later
BOOM!

The end

NOW THAT'S FUNNY!  ;)
Title: I'm back
Post by: Chooco on 3 October 2002, 11:26
yay he's back, now i can let off some steam.

YOU STUPID FUCK WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU!??!
ah that's the stuff  (http://smile.gif)
Title: I'm back
Post by: Calum on 3 October 2002, 16:15
quote:
Originally posted by Windows XP User #5225982375:
That's right, run if you can, your linux boxes are all MINE!!! (You can keep your iMacs)


??? my linux box is mine actually. if you can hack into it i will gracefully admit defeat. When you have cracked my defences, send me a note by flying carrier pig, will you?
Title: I'm back
Post by: Master of Reality on 3 October 2002, 17:01
go ahead try to haxor me: 205.92.81.80
Title: I'm back
Post by: lazygamer on 3 October 2002, 17:45
LOL! Heh, I sure woulden't do that with my Wind0ze. Hmmm no one except the moderators can get my IP address from forums right? I woulden't want some dumbass non-regular to get pissed at me and then use some script kiddy program to h4x0r me, they would win everytime.  :(
Title: I'm back
Post by: Refalm on 3 October 2002, 18:22
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Windows XP User #5225982375: That's right, run if you can, your linux boxes are all MINE!!! (You can keep your iMacs)


You where already back, Harry!
Common, be smarter next time. Don't use the University of Louisiana as your proxy server, Monroe-boy...

Anyway, you can try to burn "illegal" (they aren't illegal, Hollywood, RIAA etc. calls it that) mp3's on a CD-ROM next year when you "upgrade" (I'd say downgrade, but Microsoft calls it that) to Windows XP 2.

[ October 03, 2002: Message edited by: Refalm ]

Title: I'm back
Post by: Calum on 3 October 2002, 20:04
quote:
Originally posted by lazygamer:
LOL! Heh, I sure woulden't do that with my Wind0ze. Hmmm no one except the moderators can get my IP address from forums right? I woulden't want some dumbass non-regular to get pissed at me and then use some script kiddy program to h4x0r me, they would win everytime.   :(  


correct. only mods and admins can see your IP.

personally i never misuse somebody's IP, however if they misuse the boards then i will post the IP they used for anybody else to deal with as they see fit.
Title: I'm back
Post by: Master of Reality on 3 October 2002, 20:46
people with images in their sig (or counters) can track the people that connect to the picture and hence get your IP address.
Title: I'm back
Post by: Zombie9920 on 3 October 2002, 21:11
quote:
Originally posted by lazygamer:
LOL! Heh, I sure woulden't do that with my Wind0ze. Hmmm no one except the moderators can get my IP address from forums right? I woulden't want some dumbass non-regular to get pissed at me and then use some script kiddy program to h4x0r me, they would win everytime.   :(  


Heh, I'm not afraid of people trying to hack my Windows XP box...because I know they won't be able to do it(because I do a good job of keeping my box secure). ;P

My IP addy - 12.109.88.66

I would say the same about Linux...but seeing how my modem doesn't work in Linux I can't issue a challenge.
Title: I'm back
Post by: slave on 3 October 2002, 22:26
quote:
You where already back, Harry!
Common, be smarter next time. Don't use the University of Louisiana as your proxy server, Monroe-boy...

Anyway, you can try to burn "illegal" (they aren't illegal, Hollywood, RIAA etc. calls it that) mp3's on a CD-ROM next year when you "upgrade" (I'd say downgrade, but Microsoft calls it that) to Windows XP 2.
 


Who is this "Harry" you speak of?  Some loser trying to impersonate me?  And I don't use a proxy server!

As for burning CD's, I don't give a rat's ass about that since I pay for things I like, and I don't like anything put out by the RIAA (that means I don't like popular music)  They can put all the restrictions they want; I'm a creative guy and will make my OWN entertainment!  Fuck Hollywood!  They pump out crappy movies anyway, which I won't be watching (Except the Two Towers when it comes out, but Hollywood didn't make that, thank God(s))
Title: I'm back
Post by: slave on 3 October 2002, 22:29
quote:
Posted by Calum:
??? my linux box is mine actually. if you can hack into it i will gracefully admit defeat. When you have cracked my defences, send me a note by flying carrier pig, will you?


How can I do that when your modem doesn't even work in Linux??
Title: I'm back
Post by: Refalm on 3 October 2002, 22:40
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Windows XP User #5225982375 : As for burning CD's, I don't give a rat's ass about that since I pay for things I like, and I don't like anything put out by the RIAA (that means I don't like popular music) They can put all the restrictions they want; I'm a creative guy and will make my OWN entertainment!


Yeah? I'd love to hear what you've made so far... I will give your music created by you an open minded review...

 
quote:
Windows XP User #5225982375: How can I do that when your modem doesn't even work in Linux??


How the fuck do you know that Calum's modem doesn't work in Linux?
Title: I'm back
Post by: slave on 3 October 2002, 22:51
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Yeah? I'd love to hear what you've made so far... I will give your music created by you an open minded review...


I can draw, but I'm not a musician.  If I listen to music at all, it's oldies or something.  But I never pay for music unless I really like it.
Title: I'm back
Post by: Calum on 3 October 2002, 23:33
quote:
Originally posted by Windows XP User #5225982375:


How can I do that when your modem doesn't even work in Linux??



nice italics dumbass, maybe you forgot to read recently or you might know that my xircom creditcard ethernet 10/100+ modem 56 does indeed plug 'n' play in linux and in windows. suffice it to say it does not need to work in windows now i am free to use linux as my main (read only) OS.

i feel sorry for you, internet explorer boy.
Title: I'm back
Post by: Master of Reality on 4 October 2002, 00:15
hey Zombie didnt post a fake IP like i did.. LOL
The IP i posted is of the US government  (http://smile.gif)  I was hoping XP LUser would try to (r4<|< it or somethin with his L337 tools like ping and tracert.
Title: I'm back
Post by: voidmain on 4 October 2002, 00:26
Here's my IP:

65.213.217.241

Hack me bitch!  (http://smile.gif)
Title: I'm back
Post by: Zombie9920 on 4 October 2002, 00:27
quote:
Originally posted by The Master of Reality / Bob:
hey Zombie didnt post a fake IP like i did.. LOL
The IP i posted is of the US government   (http://smile.gif)   I was hoping XP LUser would try to (r4<|< it or somethin with his L337 tools like ping and tracert.



That goes to show you how afraid I am of "1337 H4X0rs" . ;P
Title: I'm back
Post by: Master of Reality on 4 October 2002, 01:23
quote:
Originally posted by void main:
Here's my IP:

65.213.217.241

Hack me bitch!   (http://smile.gif)  


 Server Name: ICE.WILL.HACK.YOUR.BOX.TOP10MOSTWANTEDHACKERS.COM
   IP Address: 65.213.217.241
????so who is this??

my real IP is easily found by looking up the IP of chatroom.fuckmicrosoft.com
Title: I'm back
Post by: voidmain on 4 October 2002, 01:40
Do an "nslookup www.nsa.gov". (http://www.nsa.gov)
Title: I'm back
Post by: lazygamer on 4 October 2002, 21:52
quote:
That goes to show you how afraid I am of "1337 H4X0rs" . ;P


Wasn't there some program called Back Orifice a few years ago? It was susposed to be revolutionary in bypassing security, but that was probably because it exploited wind0ze in itself, rather then being made by programming gods. Then again, it could be argued that it is very difficult to hack(ok crack whatever) a system head on, and those who use exploits to gain access are simply targeting weakpoints. Their knowledge of weakpoints and how to exploit them makes them experts in their own way.

Interesting to know about that image thing. Although with a secure cookie set-up, they probably coulden't figure out where the IP came from. My Mozilla is set up to ALWAYS ask for cookie acceptance. Still, moral of the story, don't be unreasonable on message boards(although it's better then chatrooms).
Title: I'm back
Post by: Calum on 4 October 2002, 15:26
well my IP is dynamic or i would post it too, and challenge the losers.

re: Back Orifice, yes that's right, its name was a play on 'popular' program Back Office... i always liked that pun  :D
Title: I'm back
Post by: Master of Reality on 4 October 2002, 18:23
i thought it was supposed to be a "funny" name because it was like going into the asshole of windows.
Back Orifice is a trojan that runs on windows on a high port (i thinks it is 33***) and lets the (r4<|<3r5 connect to that port and that program which you dont know you are running. It is like SubSeven (if anyone ahs heard of that)
Title: I'm back
Post by: lazygamer on 4 October 2002, 19:14
Trojan? So woulden't that mean you'd still have to have the infected file on your system first? I thought back orifice worked:

1)Insert wind0ze machine IP address
2)Your in

Of course I really don't know anything, I don't even qualify as a script kiddy.  ;)
Title: I'm back
Post by: Master of Reality on 4 October 2002, 19:49
yep. I (r4<|<3r would have to have the program(trojan) back orifice on your computer already somehow (i lot of trojans come in Warez) to be able to connect to your computer.
Title: I'm back
Post by: KernelPanic on 4 October 2002, 20:16
Back oriface came before sub7
Title: I'm back
Post by: Master of Reality on 4 October 2002, 20:35
I never inferred that BO came after Sub7