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Miscellaneous => The Lounge => Topic started by: MSEMP on 4 July 2002, 18:46

Title: Jobs at Microsoft
Post by: MSEMP on 4 July 2002, 18:46

We at Microsoft Corp are after some new people to join The Microsoft Team. We are interested in someone to Operate the Paper Shredder at the Operating Systems Development Office. Because the last people we hired accidently put some papers in there pockets instead of the paper shredder and accidently gave it to the Department of Justice. Also we accidently put his hands in the paper shredder.

Also we have jobs availible for people who lack programming skills to join the OS Developement Team. The job at the OS Development Team involves:
The Writing of tooltips.
Designing animated animals to help you search for files.
Incorperating Update Mechanisms.

We also are after jobs in the Advertising Department to organise the flow of advertising in the .NET passport system.

We hope one of you consider your future with Microsoft

Title: Jobs at Microsoft
Post by: badkarma on 4 July 2002, 20:35

uhm .... ok   :confused:

Title: Jobs at Microsoft
Post by: Chooco on 4 July 2002, 22:29

cool i'll be Microsoft's bitch, do i get stock options?

i WISH i had a job with MS......the employees get insane benefits with stock options....d...  :(

Title: Jobs at Microsoft
Post by: Master of Reality on 5 July 2002, 00:23

looks like is the australia microsoft office...

[ July 04, 2002: Message edited by: Master of Reality / Bob ]

Title: Jobs at Microsoft
Post by: Calum on 5 July 2002, 00:25

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Also we have jobs availible for people who lack programming skills to join the OS Developement Team.

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ho ho ho!  :D

welcome to the board whoever you are!

Title: Jobs at Microsoft
Post by: Master of Reality on 5 July 2002, 00:31

nice one Ex Eleven, I see that your still on dial up too.

Title: Jobs at Microsoft
Post by: Aaron Ni on 5 July 2002, 02:41

Hehehe, side splitting!  :D

Title: Jobs at Microsoft
Post by: creedon on 5 July 2002, 03:57

Uhhhh..... you forgot about the "Must swallow" clause.

Title: Jobs at Microsoft
Post by: Kintaro on 5 July 2002, 10:18

I was bored  (http://smile.gif)

Anyways why did you suspect me so fast.

Title: Jobs at Microsoft
Post by: Master of Reality on 5 July 2002, 10:28

i did a traceroute and found it to be from australia. Then i checked your IP from a previous post and it was from the same IP block as this one.

[ July 05, 2002: Message edited by: Master of Reality / Bob ]

Title: Jobs at Microsoft
Post by: Kintaro on 6 July 2002, 13:06

I noticed the smily face onyour sig m0r its... Trippy.

Title: Jobs at Microsoft
Post by: Master of Reality on 6 July 2002, 22:09

its better than a counter.... people dont relize that the smiley face logs your IP  (its on my server) (http://chatroom.fuckmicrosoft.com:8000/images/spinsmile.gif)

[ July 06, 2002: Message edited by: Master of Reality / Bob ]

[ July 06, 2002: Message edited by: Master of Reality / Bob ]