Stop Microsoft

Miscellaneous => The Lounge => Topic started by: gump420 on 18 December 2001, 11:37

Title: Where are they coming from??
Post by: gump420 on 18 December 2001, 11:37
Has anybody else noticed an increase in posts by truly sad M$ fanboys in the last few days?

Okay, let's think about this; the NAME of the website is "fuckMicrosoft.com" and yet they STILL think they can convince people that Macroshaft is benign or altruistic or some other ignorant bullshit.

*sigh*
Title: Where are they coming from??
Post by: voidmain on 18 December 2001, 12:03
Yeah, they're wearing me down (not because they make any sense, just because they shell out so much dribble). I'm going to have to go back to work next year and won't have as much time to waste fighting the MS Nazis.  :(
Title: Where are they coming from??
Post by: Calum on 18 December 2001, 16:23
maybe we could have a dummy header on the front page of fuckmicrosoft.com, where you have a link that says something like 'losers click here' and it takes them to a little forum where they can all bullshit to each other leaving the rest of us in peace.
Of course all posts to this alternative M$ bullshit forum would be deleted when the users sign off, as all microsoft shit really should be in the end...  ;)
Title: Where are they coming from??
Post by: gump420 on 18 December 2001, 23:58
Hmm, or maybe a button that says "Click Here if You Don't Think Microsoft Sucks". Essentially it says the same thing as "Losers Click Here" but in a language M$ fanboys can understand.

 :cool:
Title: Where are they coming from??
Post by: CommonSense on 19 December 2001, 00:10
Oh, I expected MS defenders to flock to the forums.  These people always do this.  Mac forums always have visitors who are virulently anti-Mac, and you can't deny that any of us hasn't, at least once, thought of how interesting it might be to "crash" a Windows forum and stir things up.

So I'm not surprised at all.  I figure it just makes things interesting.  Hell, the passionate debates are causing some threads to grow at a rather fascinatingly fast pace . . . and I like seeing that.    (http://smile.gif)
Title: Where are they coming from??
Post by: voidmain on 19 December 2001, 01:25
quote:
Originally posted by The Webmaster:
Oh, I expected MS defenders to flock to the forums.  These people always do this.  Mac forums always have visitors who are virulently anti-Mac, and you can't deny that any of us hasn't, at least once, thought of how interesting it might be to "crash" a Windows forum and stir things up.

So I'm not surprised at all.  I figure it just makes things interesting.  Hell, the passionate debates are causing some threads to grow at a rather fascinatingly fast pace . . . and I like seeing that.     (http://smile.gif)  



I just had an idea.... I should write a shell or Perl script to parse all the forums, say every 30 minutes, searching for obvious MS dribble and autoreply with random MS *fact*.  God, this would be so easy to do (in *NIX of course).  Then if it works well, have it search out all forums on the Internet and do the same.  If that works I could port it to Win* and send out one of those new Outlook/OE viruses and get every MS machine all over the world to help me in the cause so I can use my CPU cycles for my own damn self.  That 90% market share would sure come in handy for something like this.
Title: Where are they coming from??
Post by: Foney on 19 December 2001, 08:29
This board wouldn't be interesting without us   :D
Title: Where are they coming from??
Post by: Calum on 19 December 2001, 20:30
quote:
I just had an idea.... I should write a shell or Perl script to parse all the forums, say every 30 minutes, searching for obvious MS dribble and autoreply with random MS *fact*. God, this would be so easy to do (in *NIX of course). Then if it works well, have it search out all forums on the Internet and do the same. If that works I could port it to Win* and send out one of those new Outlook/OE viruses and get every MS machine all over the world to help me in the cause so I can use my CPU cycles for my own damn self. That 90% market share would sure come in handy for something like this.  


VoidMain, i think that would be very amusing indeed. Go for it. I am particularly in favour of the Outlook virus part. Outlook viruses to my mind are a bug fix to the virus that is Microsoft's 'software'.  (http://tongue.gif)
Title: Where are they coming from??
Post by: Joshua on 21 December 2001, 13:05
(http://www.rocketblast.net/~tangier/ice/gay.gif)
Title: Where are they coming from??
Post by: Foney on 23 December 2001, 03:27
:D    :D    :D    :D    :D    :D    :D  
That picture is to funny
Title: Where are they coming from??
Post by: Calum on 25 January 2002, 13:51
Wow. I'm convinced.
Title: Where are they coming from??
Post by: Pissed_Macman on 23 March 2003, 14:50
and in that one area o ay ma tic ta