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Miscellaneous => The Lounge => Topic started by: Calum on 31 July 2002, 00:23
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okay, as some of you know, i have started a new religion.
Find out all about it at http://polytheism.cjb.net (http://polytheism.cjb.net) and most importantly, go and say hello on the forums. Hopefully as more users sign up the forums there will become a hotbed of differring opinions and so on, but there's always scope for talking about hobbies (your addiction to the super megason IV for example)...
Seeya on the forums!
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you should sign up for domain forwarding from www.dot.tk (http://www.dot.tk) there is no ads.
(i actually didnt steal www.polytheism.tk (http://www.polytheism.tk) from you too, its still available)
[ July 30, 2002: Message edited by: Master of Reality / Bob ]
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*bump*
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thanks karma!
yes, come and sign up for my forum, guys, it's not compulsory to talk about religion, you know! ;)
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Hmmm interesting site, but it doesn't sound like a religion. It sounds like a philsophy. Unless of course it's a religion that worships a single philsophy...
As for Cult of Bob, I tried to access it from my school computer(yes I go to MSE from it, not an issue), and it acts silly. Instead of spawning an unlimited amount of windows, it just gives these errors and keeps trying to load something that it can't seem to load.
My guess is A:Cult of Bob is a h4x0r cult(weren't these eradicated 5000 years ago?) B:I am the anti-prophet to the Cult of Bob. It is my job to oppose and destroy it, and gather followers to help me achieve that. C:A and B. (http://smile.gif)
But before I take up arms against it, I should try modifying my Opera settings and then viewing it.
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Ok with Opera set to allow any scrpt kiddy with a malicious website to rape my system, I throw off my kevlar and lay myself before the mercy or evil of Bob.
Bobhub checks out, now what about Bobcentral? OMG HORRIBLE! It works, but I can see why Opera kept fucking up, IT WAS WARNING ME! I now declare myself Shara Folztar, the Anti-Bob! Let logic and thought prevail, let us shatter these bob zombies with a 12 gauge pump like they do in the movies!
I just can't figure out how MSE and Bobhub are connected. What's with these bobs running around MSE? Aren't they traitors? Being an excellent pro-linux fighter requires plenty of brains and thought, which Bobs are NOT susposed to have.
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Not to worry, im smart enough to slip on my class IV again, the anti-bob can't be a dummy!
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put that in your crack pipe and smoke it. yeah, i do find the cult of bob pretty odd. but i don't say anything, just don't drink the fruit punch
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I perfer d00bies, joints, blunts.
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Inegrational Polyfuckyism:
It is a new fad, and thats all it is... just a fad. This religion has outspoke against Bob because it is jealous. Integrational Polytheism is a hypocriticla religion that involves so much effort upon anyone who joins. Dont be sucked into thier Lies and fraudulent claims. THe Cult of Bob is the only way, you are Bob, We are all Bob.
The Cult of bob is the only religion that ensure there is no fighting... Peace for all!
(http://www.consrv.ca.gov/dor/peace.jpg)
Become Bob!
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quote:
Originally posted by Ex Eleven / b0b:Inegrational Polyfuckyism:
It is a new fad, and thats all it is... just a fad. This religion has outspoke against Bob because it is jealous.
I have said NOTHING against the bobs at all. quote:
Integrational Polytheism is a hypocriticla religion that involves so much effort upon anyone who joins.
nobody joins. I just want people to post on my forum. the site is for informational purposesd only. quote:
Dont be sucked into thier Lies and fraudulent claims. THe Cult of Bob is the only way, you are Bob, We are all Bob.
The Cult of bob is the only religion that ensure there is no fighting... Peace for all!
Become Bob!
X11 sent me a email containing threats. Guess that just proves the true path of bob...
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/me thinks the cult of bob is just a practical joke which went a bit out of hand
and X ... you're taking this bob thing waaaaaay too seriously.....
[ August 10, 2002: Message edited by: BadKarma ]
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has anyone thought of a religion based on pie?
mmm.. pie
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So why ain't I getting dissed? Am I immune? I spoke horrible heresy against Bob, and I get untouched. (http://smile.gif)
International polyfuckism... lol!
Being ignorant is nice if you choose to be ignorant with those on the correct OR(emphasis) best side of an issue. Bob says you become ignorant NOW! That's fine, but there's too much risk of getting on the wrong side and being locked in. Most sides of an issue are wrong/not the best choice.
International polyism allows you to find the best side of the issue, then decide whether you want to settle in our not.
Polynism 4ever! 12 gauge pump for Bobs 4ever!
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quote:
Originally posted by Calum:
okay, as some of you know, i have started a new religion.
Find out all about it at http://polytheism.cjb.net (http://polytheism.cjb.net) and most importantly, go and say hello on the forums. Hopefully as more users sign up the forums there will become a hotbed of differring opinions and so on, but there's always scope for talking about hobbies (your addiction to the super megason IV for example)...
Seeya on the forums!
AARrghhh but the.... bob implants in my brain... the paaaiinnnn :(
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well according to me, you can still be an integrational polytheistic bob... i suspect that the bobs want a monopoly on your beliefs though, a bit like catholics, mormons, muslims (et cetera ad infinitum...)
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I think the same as you calum you could be a Muslim Bob or whatever dont know how the cult officaly stands for this.
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on the subject of cults,
remember children, charly loves you
[ August 11, 2002: Message edited by: choasforages ]
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good point re: cults. of course the bob movement is a cult, whereas Integrational Polytheism is a religion. The two have different connotations and i suspect mean very different things...
Ta, X11 for your comments, but isn't this a rapid turnaround of opinion for you??? :confused: :eek: :confused:
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wow man a cult, were do i donate my lifes fortunes
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and when do we get our suicide pills?
(I want the red one ... I want the red one!)
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pass the koolaid
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quote:
Originally posted by choasforages:
wow man a cult, were do i donate my lifes fortunes
the cult of bob is not in it for material items, we are cult of beliefs and the truth... the evil truth about cows. Our beliefs?: are simple, we just want a unified utopia of Bobs chanting 'we are all bob'. There will be no discrimination, no racism, no sexism, no hatred, no wars, no more monkey knife fights (unless they are non-bobs), we will have peace and joy. Bliss awaits you, Come Join Us (http://www.bobhub.tk)
Come to the forums at the Bob Hub (http://www.bobhub.tk) and talk about whatever you want to, whether it be asking questions about bob, life, philosophy; or maybe you want to talk about bob? non-bobs? anything that isnt bob? Come and share all!
[ August 12, 2002: Message edited by: Master of Reality / Bob ]
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oh yeah... the smiling spinning head in my sig has caught the anti-bobs (lazygamer) IP. Every day until he joins us i will reveal one number.
the first number is:
1**.***.**.**
[ August 12, 2002: Message edited by: Master of Reality / Bob ]
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Well that woulden't be so bad, one of the forum d00dz here could h4x0r my wind0ze then optimize my Linux for me, thus preventing my lazy @$$ from having to do anything.
Im just concerned about people like XP-user. ;)
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bob, bob, bob! will this hijacking of philosophies never end? ;)
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and the second number for the anti-bobs(lazygamer) IP is:
14*.***.**.**
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All right I have some VERY inane and annoying things to say concerning all this talk about religions:
FIRST AND FOREMOST: Do you think you can add Bill Gates to your list of officially worshipped money-whores on your polytheism website?
There are ten gods I worship and they are very angry and jealous that you guys worship other gods. Don't blame me if you get struck by lightning or get your wrists "accidentally" slashed by XP cd's while walking through Best Buy.
Is it a good idea to worship Ronald McDonald as a god? You see, I don't want to end up in Ronald McDonald hell because I hear it's the worst hell of them all.
Does unicorn worship turn you into a unislut (a half girl, half unicorn always stuck in heat) like my friends tell me it does? Or are they just pulling my leg? I need to know, because I really think unicorns deserve to be worshipped, what with their grace and beauty and the fact that they saved earth from the Martians. I just dont want it to turn me into a horny bitch or i might get fucked by all those unicorns... again.
Does God care if I masturbate to Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? Surely he wouldn't mind as he created everything, including my desire to have sex with Teenage Mutant Ninja turtles, so really it's his fault, or am I wrong here?
I want to be as godly as possible, so I need to know if God himself is religious. Does God worship anyone, or is he himself an atheist?
I want to be a god, where can I get the paperwork to apply for such a position? What do I have to do in order to be worshipped as a god (other than turning water into wine and having long hair)
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The Cult of bob is the only religion that ensure there is no fighting... Peace for all!
Actually the best guarantee for peace is to stop believing in god(s), period. (Look at the Middle East or northern ireland for recent examples)
Either that, or everyone start worshipping Bob. Bob is good! We are all Bob! You WILL join us.
[ August 14, 2002: Message edited by: Master of Reality / Bob ]
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k...that was a good point. Of course my god, she worships herself all the time (if ya know wht i mean) and is always busy drinking her braincells away. But what about other gods? are they athiest or what? how could they not be athiest unless the believed in another god. If a god worshipped another god, wouldnt that be admitting that the otehr god is mightier?
oh yeah, Xp user, never try to play leap frog with a unicorn as much as you worship them. Whats wrong with being a unislut anyway? Sex all day mmmmmmmmmmmmmm i see nothing wrong with that.
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and the third number for the anti-bobs(lazygamer) IP is:
142.***.**.**
Join us Lazygamer, or should i say Bob!!!!!
[ August 14, 2002: Message edited by: Master of Reality / Bob ]
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Yah, but Bob is soooo cliched and boring, why not call it John Doe and be done with it?
I'd join something 1337 like a h4x0r cult, but none of this mindless "We are Bob" stuff. Way too uncool and boring.
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the next number comes early for that remark:
142.1**.**.**
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hey! i want to know what xp loser really said! i did think that that post was better than his usual though...
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all i changed was "or we could all start worshipping bill gates" to "we could all start worshipping Bob, we are all Bob" at the very end.
The stuff about him fucking turtles and unicorns was already there
[ August 14, 2002: Message edited by: Master of Reality / Bob ]