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Miscellaneous => The Lounge => Topic started by: Pissed_Macman on 19 November 2002, 14:53

Title: A Disturbing Theory
Post by: Pissed_Macman on 19 November 2002, 14:53: I think we can safely assume the reason we haven't heard from Webmaster in a while is because...

HE'S DEAD!!!!

That's right, he could have had his head squished by a cement roller, been skewered by a rusty meat hook, gotten acupuncture from a nail gun, gotten run over by a zamboni, gotten crushed to death in a giant waffle iron, thrown into a pit of rabid llamas, or the most disturbing theory of all...

MICROSOFT GOT TO HIM!!!!
Maybe the Microsoft Secret Police finally realized that this website and forums were a true threat to the future of their corporation and dragged Webmaster off in the night. Maybe he's alive, maybe he's not, but the most important thing to keep in mind is MICROSOFT IS COMING FOR ALL OF US NOW TOO!!! EVERYONE HEAD FOR CANADA, BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE!!!!
Title: A Disturbing Theory
Post by: hm_murdock on 19 November 2002, 16:01: ::gets my dad's 'Nam USAF shirt, a WWII-era M1 rifle, a lot of ammo, and a whole bunch of MREs from the local surplus store::

Aww yeah, bring Mr. Bill on!
Title: A Disturbing Theory
Post by: Calum on 19 November 2002, 16:05: actually he posted last week. i think he reads here quite often actually, sorry to burst the bubble...
Title: A Disturbing Theory
Post by: voidmain on 19 November 2002, 16:48: quote:
Originally posted by Jimmy James: Mac Commando:
::gets my dad's 'Nam USAF shirt, a WWII-era M1 rifle, a lot of ammo, and a whole bunch of MREs from the local surplus store::

Aww yeah, bring Mr. Bill on!

Mmmmmm, MREs. I've eaten hundreds of them babies! I like the chicken pattie surprise the best. (http://smile.gif) I ate as many as 5 a day in Saudi (many people wouldn't eat them so they gave theirs to me). That's about 5000 calories, and I lost weight!

More on MREs:
http://www.millennium-ark.net/News_Files/Food/MREs.html (http://www.millennium-ark.net/News_Files/Food/MREs.html)
Title: A Disturbing Theory
Post by: lazygamer on 19 November 2002, 18:38: Maybe you lost weight because MRE's are very nutritionaly sound?(fat+calories does not always determine the general "health" value of a food) Also you probably had alot of physical activity.

Im suprised, those are rations, yet they look delicious! I also like how they appear to support meat, meat is awesome!
Title: A Disturbing Theory
Post by: TheQuirk on 20 November 2002, 04:36: I'm talking to him right now.
Title: A Disturbing Theory
Post by: Kintaro on 20 November 2002, 10:11: He spends to much time on Mac related forums and stuff and his IRC channel (dont know what that is)

He said it in the "Friends of the MES forum"
Title: A Disturbing Theory
Post by: Pissed_Macman on 20 November 2002, 12:28: quote:
Originally posted by Calum: Linux Commando:
actually he posted last week. i think he reads here quite often actually, sorry to burst the bubble...

Oh, it LOOKED like he posted, but Microsoft probably interrogated him and got all of his codes. The person that posted was probably not Webmaster.
Title: A Disturbing Theory
Post by: cahult on 20 November 2002, 12:33: quote:
Originally posted by Macman: Mac Commando:

Oh, it LOOKED like he posted, but Microsoft probably interrogated him and got all of his codes. The person that posted was probably not Webmaster.

Here
Title: A Disturbing Theory
Post by: Pissed_Macman on 20 November 2002, 14:09: Oh my god! you're right, what better way to take over a planet than monopolizing everything with a giant corporation! This also sheds more light on what happened to webmaster. He was obviously replaced by an alien replicant not unlike the one who took bill gates' place!
Title: A Disturbing Theory
Post by: Kintaro on 20 November 2002, 14:13: Theres a geeky kid at my school who looks just like Bill Gates, i ended up punching him in the face, he just wont shut up!
Title: A Disturbing Theory
Post by: Calum on 20 November 2002, 14:23: maybe it's the real bill gates, frozen cryogenically since the aliens got him in 1980!
Title: A Disturbing Theory
Post by: Pissed_Macman on 29 November 2002, 15:13: haHA!! i told you so! i said microsoft was after all of us now, but you didn't listen and now look what happened!! Psyjax and Calum have both vanished without a trace. I also haven't heard from Jimmy James in quite a while! Who will be next to pay for your guys' ignorance and stupidity!! all we can do now is run for our lives!
Title: A Disturbing Theory
Post by: Calum on 29 November 2002, 15:18: hello??? i've been replying to your posts amongst others, so why haven't you heard from me? all those other people are around too, as far as i can see...
Title: A Disturbing Theory
Post by: Pissed_Macman on 30 November 2002, 00:57: you're not calum!!!
Title: A Disturbing Theory
Post by: Master of Reality on 30 November 2002, 01:00: *smiles and nods*

(i think you should do the same calum)
Title: A Disturbing Theory
Post by: Annorax on 30 November 2002, 05:07: I believe Bill Gates was indeed replaced by a Ferengi, but i dunno about the Secret Police.... they seem to leave ppl personally alone - i dunno, Ballmer not sucked Bush's dick enough lately to get that power?
Title: A Disturbing Theory
Post by: lazygamer on 30 November 2002, 05:18: quote:
Theres a geeky kid at my school who looks just like Bill Gates, i ended up punching him in the face, he just wont shut up!

Lol! He probably preaches the joys of Wind0ze.