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Miscellaneous => The Lounge => Topic started by: Master of Reality on 17 November 2002, 06:32

Title: spank the monkey
Post by: Master of Reality on 17 November 2002, 06:32: how fast can you spank the monkey?:
http://www.vectorlounge.com/04_amsterdam/jam/flamjam.html (http://www.vectorlounge.com/04_amsterdam/jam/flamjam.html)

I got 266 MPH

[ November 16, 2002: Message edited by: The Master of Reality / B0B ]
Title: spank the monkey
Post by: Bazoukas on 17 November 2002, 07:18: You are way too slow. I got about 985 Miles
Title: spank the monkey
Post by: Master of Reality on 17 November 2002, 07:24: were you cheating? I got a fucking slow mouse.
Title: spank the monkey
Post by: Kintaro on 17 November 2002, 07:36: I have an optical mouse, looks like an IntelliMouse in every way, uses the Intellimouse drivers for Linux, but happens to ba made by "Maxtron" and was $25(AUD) which is about $16/$17 US.

Fucking Bargain!

I got a crap speed (57mph) because Optical Mice just fuck up at high speeds.
Title: spank the monkey
Post by: smokey on 17 November 2002, 08:01: YAY 1013mph with my little a4tech optical mouse (http://smile.gif)
Title: spank the monkey
Post by: Kintaro on 17 November 2002, 08:55: got it a 702 with my other wheel mouse
Title: spank the monkey
Post by: Pissed_Macman on 17 November 2002, 21:34: Stupid microsoft mouse! I got 133!

Edit: Just checked and the tracking speed was up all the way! what a jip!!!!

[ November 17, 2002: Message edited by: Macman the barbarian ]
Title: spank the monkey
Post by: Bazoukas on 17 November 2002, 21:38: te he he. Take the hand and place it as far as you can to the left. Then, take the mouse and go around the pic to the righ. Insert the pointer in the pic and it will go 700+ miles.
Title: spank the monkey
Post by: Master of Reality on 17 November 2002, 21:55: or leftclick the hand, then right click (so the menu comes up) then move the mouse to the left (you wont see the cursor) then lleft click
Title: spank the monkey
Post by: Fett101 on 17 November 2002, 10:01: quote:
Originally posted by smokey mcp0t / b0b:
YAY 1013mph with my little a4tech optical mouse (http://smile.gif)

God bless A4 Tech. I love those bastards.

(seriously. That's what this thing (http://home.midsouth.rr.com/fett101/mouse.jpg) is.)
Title: spank the monkey
Post by: SpeeDFreaK on 17 November 2002, 11:22: 124 mph without cheating (damn IR trackball). 796 with cheating.
Title: spank the monkey
Post by: voidmain on 17 November 2002, 11:30: 55 mph here. I would never speed!
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Post by: hm_murdock on 17 November 2002, 11:32: hey, Fett. what's that big mouth thing?
Title: spank the monkey
Post by: TheQuirk on 17 November 2002, 11:44: I got 507mph. I'm going to try to get more. (http://smile.gif)
Title: spank the monkey
Post by: Pissed_Macman on 17 November 2002, 13:13: quote:
Originally posted by The Master of Reality / B0B:
or leftclick the hand, then right click (so the menu comes up) then move the mouse to the left (you wont see the cursor) then lleft click

That's cheating!
Title: spank the monkey
Post by: Pissed_Macman on 17 November 2002, 13:21: Ok, after trying this for over an hour and using MoR's method I was able to achieve 437.

*Macman goes and pouts in the corner*
Title: spank the monkey
Post by: Fett101 on 17 November 2002, 21:24: quote:
Originally posted by The Jimmy James X 10.3.6 / Bob:
hey, Fett. what's that big mouth thing?

It's a snapping turtle figure from the Yellow Submarine.
Title: spank the monkey
Post by: Master of Reality on 18 November 2002, 00:29: quote:
Originally posted by Macman the barbarian:
Ok, after trying this for over an hour and using MoR's method I was able to achieve 437.

*Macman goes and pouts in the corner*

u suck
some other peoples times:
http://www.musicianforums.com/showthread.php?s=23da14f9d87902db8860b2b28c1969e3&threadid=48435&perpage=20&pagenumber=3 (http://www.musicianforums.com/showthread.php?s=23da14f9d87902db8860b2b28c1969e3&threadid=48435&perpage=20&pagenumber=3)
Title: spank the monkey
Post by: voidmain on 18 November 2002, 01:16: I can only get around 250mph on this old laptop with a Synaptic touchpad running locally. But the same laptop connected to my desktop using XDMCP as a terminal server I get over 1000mph. You would think it would be slower, but no....

[ November 17, 2002: Message edited by: void main ]