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Title: FORUM GAME # FIVE!!! Poetry Contest!!
Post by: Pissed_Macman on 20 December 2002, 04:50
Rules: Rhyme your first line of poetry with the last person's second line, then write a second line for the next person to match. I'll start.

There once was a hamster named Bob, (next person rhymes with that then start their own rhyme)
Title: FORUM GAME # FIVE!!! Poetry Contest!!
Post by: Pissed_Macman on 20 December 2002, 04:52
And this hamster was quite a slob.
One day he was walking over a hill,
Title: FORUM GAME # FIVE!!! Poetry Contest!!
Post by: avello500 on 20 December 2002, 07:58
when he dropped a special pill.
then his slong went bigger than a 6foot bong.

*i couldnt resist*
Title: FORUM GAME # FIVE!!! Poetry Contest!!
Post by: rtgwbmsr on 20 December 2002, 08:08
As it turns out he was on a quest to find King Kong
Who happens to be his father
Title: FORUM GAME # FIVE!!! Poetry Contest!!
Post by: Kintaro on 20 December 2002, 08:13
who drank coffee hot as lava
smoked crack with his brother
Title: FORUM GAME # FIVE!!! Poetry Contest!!
Post by: choasforages on 20 December 2002, 08:15
and did do he fucked his lover
high on crack in the back seat
Title: FORUM GAME # FIVE!!! Poetry Contest!!
Post by: Doctor V on 20 December 2002, 08:21
he said to his lover, "let us repeat",
and so once again, her legs would part
Title: FORUM GAME # FIVE!!! Poetry Contest!!
Post by: Pissed_Macman on 20 December 2002, 12:17
They then got run down by a golf cart.
"Fuck!" said he as he flew through the air,
Title: FORUM GAME # FIVE!!! Poetry Contest!!
Post by: Kintaro on 20 December 2002, 12:58
he life faded and his bitch didnt care
but the golf cart driver handnt a minute to spare
Title: FORUM GAME # FIVE!!! Poetry Contest!!
Post by: Calum on 20 December 2002, 15:51
he careened and he swiveled right outta there,

the hamster, his father, and also his lover...
Title: FORUM GAME # FIVE!!! Poetry Contest!!
Post by: Pissed_Macman on 21 December 2002, 03:17
After they landed they ducked for cover.

But on that poor hamster he sat accidentally (haha rhyme that!)
Title: FORUM GAME # FIVE!!! Poetry Contest!!
Post by: Doctor V on 21 December 2002, 03:40
and realize he did, that ill he was mentally,
and froms sang and chirped and jumped on his head
Title: FORUM GAME # FIVE!!! Poetry Contest!!
Post by: cahult on 21 December 2002, 07:27
then someone realized he was dead
they threw the body in the nearest bay...

[ December 20, 2002: Message edited by: cahult ]

Title: FORUM GAME # FIVE!!! Poetry Contest!!
Post by: Calum on 21 December 2002, 12:23
where it floundered and drownded and floated away.
Next morning the coastguard saw out of his boat...
Title: FORUM GAME # FIVE!!! Poetry Contest!!
Post by: Pissed_Macman on 21 December 2002, 14:43
A disembodied head, somehow still afloat.
"Oh dear!" he exclaimed, "a murder has happened!"
Title: FORUM GAME # FIVE!!! Poetry Contest!!
Post by: Kintaro on 21 December 2002, 18:12
Oh what a pain, it looks like kurt cabain again
why would courtney leave us such pain
Title: FORUM GAME # FIVE!!! Poetry Contest!!
Post by: Kintaro on 22 December 2002, 08:12
it was a frame so i give you the blame
just like earth, you cant live and escape a moving plane
Title: FORUM GAME # FIVE!!! Poetry Contest!!
Post by: Kintaro on 22 December 2002, 08:24
Pain is a flame that heats you, makes you untame
drives you insane. Damn... i need a new brain.

[ December 22, 2002: Message edited by: X11 ]

Title: FORUM GAME # FIVE!!! Poetry Contest!!
Post by: Kintaro on 22 December 2002, 08:25
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[ December 22, 2002: Message edited by: X11 ]

Title: FORUM GAME # FIVE!!! Poetry Contest!!
Post by: Pissed_Macman on 22 December 2002, 13:38
X11 what the hell have you done to this poem you menace!!??

Edit: all the stuff he just posted doesn't count. next person, go from my last post.

[ December 22, 2002: Message edited by: Macman: Mac Trooper / BoB ]