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Title: Stupid web addresses (Forum Game NO 15234)
Post by: cahult on 28 December 2002, 19:15
Let
Title: Stupid web addresses (Forum Game NO 15234)
Post by: Kintaro on 28 December 2002, 19:36
www.wehaveyourwayout.com (http://www.wehaveyourwayout.com)
Title: Stupid web addresses (Forum Game NO 15234)
Post by: cahult on 28 December 2002, 19:47
Funny one from M
Title: Stupid web addresses (Forum Game NO 15234)
Post by: Kintaro on 28 December 2002, 19:52
www.rathergood.com (http://www.rathergood.com)
Title: Stupid web addresses (Forum Game NO 15234)
Post by: rtgwbmsr on 28 December 2002, 20:18
www.boners.com (http://www.boners.com)
Title: Stupid web addresses (Forum Game NO 15234)
Post by: Kintaro on 28 December 2002, 21:21
www.pixxelpro.com (http://www.pixxelpro.com)
www.belg88.com/pixxeltrash (http://www.belg88.com/pixxeltrash)
Title: Stupid web addresses (Forum Game NO 15234)
Post by: Master of Reality on 28 December 2002, 22:11
www.crackpot.com (http://www.polytheism.tk)
Title: Stupid web addresses (Forum Game NO 15234)
Post by: Kintaro on 29 December 2002, 01:54
www.lycos.com (http://www.lycos.com) haw haw haw
Title: Stupid web addresses (Forum Game NO 15234)
Post by: Calum on 29 December 2002, 03:58
http://afrotechmods.com/ (http://afrotechmods.com/)

www.blackpeopleloveus.com (http://www.blackpeopleloveus.com)
Title: Stupid web addresses (Forum Game NO 15234)
Post by: Master of Reality on 29 December 2002, 04:03
www.linuxtipsinferiortomors.org (http://voidmain.kicks-ass.net)

[ December 28, 2002: Message edited by: The Master of Reality / B0b ]

Title: Stupid web addresses (Forum Game NO 15234)
Post by: Calum on 29 December 2002, 04:32
quote:
from mor.rocks.it:
This is to add Microsoft True Type fonts to your Linux. You will need access to Windows to do this. A good tip for this has already been made. I found no way to improve upon it, so I shall send you there...
Sorry to be pedantic, but you do not need access to windows to install truetype fonts in linux. i followed voidmain's instructions to the letter on a machine with no windows installed on it. I have a CD containing the 'fonts' folder from windows 2000, it does not have windows on the CD. in this case all i needed to do was copy the ttf fonts from that directory to achieve the desired result.

Sorry to be a bum about it, i know it's a minor point, but you are misleading people by saying they need windows for this trick. this is one more situation where windows itself is simply not required.
Title: Stupid web addresses (Forum Game NO 15234)
Post by: Master of Reality on 29 December 2002, 04:37
ok... you read your post again. You got fonts from windows2000 and put them on a CD.... does that not mean that you had to get them from windows?
you wouldnt have to if you downloaded them illegally, but i'm not gonna go find where i can.

(i changed it nonetheless, but it wont change till i upload my website again.)

[ December 28, 2002: Message edited by: The Master of Reality / B0b ]

Title: Stupid web addresses (Forum Game NO 15234)
Post by: Calum on 29 December 2002, 04:40
no. the fonts can be downloaded in the case of the free ones (and there's a bog standard free assortment of free fonts in windows) and in the case of any illegal ones that might be among that lot, i am almost certain that carbon copies of those can be downloaded as well.
Might i point out also that had i had a real copy of windows handy instead (ie a windows 2000 install CD) it would have been completely useless to me for this endeavour, ie i would have had access to windows, and it would not have helped.
Title: Stupid web addresses (Forum Game NO 15234)
Post by: CaptainCool on 29 December 2002, 04:52
http://www.worlddomination.com (http://www.worlddomination.com)

http://www.homestarrunner.com (http://www.homestarrunner.com)
Title: Stupid web addresses (Forum Game NO 15234)
Post by: Kintaro on 29 December 2002, 05:51
quote:
Originally posted by Calum:
Sorry to be pedantic, but you do not need access to windows to install truetype fonts in linux. i followed voidmain's instructions to the letter on a machine with no windows installed on it. I have a CD containing the 'fonts' folder from windows 2000, it does not have windows on the CD. in this case all i needed to do was copy the ttf fonts from that directory to achieve the desired result.

Sorry to be a bum about it, i know it's a minor point, but you are misleading people by saying they need windows for this trick. this is one more situation where windows itself is simply not required.



I mounted my brothers harddisk with smbfs and copyed them from his Windows folder on his computer. I am going to a lan-party soon so I will be putting winblows on anyway.  :(
Title: Stupid web addresses (Forum Game NO 15234)
Post by: choasforages on 29 December 2002, 06:51
www.somethingawful.com (http://www.somethingawful.com)
Title: Stupid web addresses (Forum Game NO 15234)
Post by: Fett101 on 29 December 2002, 21:39
That place really is something awful. hahahha. (I have to shoot myself now)

But first, now for something www.rathergood.com (http://www.rathergood.com)
Title: Stupid web addresses (Forum Game NO 15234)
Post by: TheQuirk on 29 December 2002, 12:18
www.www.com (http://www.www.com)
www.goatse.cx (http://www.goatse.cx)
www.googlse.cx (http://www.googlse.cx) <--I'm thinking of buying that domain
Title: Stupid web addresses (Forum Game NO 15234)
Post by: CaptainCool on 29 December 2002, 21:45
God dam Quirk post a warning before you post shit like that, Now I gotta go burn my monitor.  :mad:
Title: Stupid web addresses (Forum Game NO 15234)
Post by: TheQuirk on 30 December 2002, 03:49
quote:
Originally posted by CaptainCool:
God dam Quirk post a warning before you post shit like that, Now I gotta go burn my monitor.   :mad:  


AHHHHHHH AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! You never saw that pretty picture?
Title: Stupid web addresses (Forum Game NO 15234)
Post by: RudeCat7 on 30 December 2002, 05:10
WTF??????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And I though rotten.com (http://rotten.com) was bad......
Title: Stupid web addresses (Forum Game NO 15234)
Post by: choasforages on 30 December 2002, 05:13
ever been on slashdot. their is a reason nerds cannot fuck their girlfriends, they can't get a boner after seeing something like that, and since redericts and shit like that is common on slashdot. that gets displayed too many times.

i don't click links on slashdot without running a whois and a few other things on it

[ December 29, 2002: Message edited by: choasforages ]

Title: Stupid web addresses (Forum Game NO 15234)
Post by: CaptainCool on 30 December 2002, 07:06
quote:
AHHHHHHH AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! You never saw that pretty picture?


After spending the day trying to tear my eye's out and asking god why I had to see that I can finally get up enough courage again to surf the net and post on these forums.That right there had to be the scariest image I had ever seen.
Title: Stupid web addresses (Forum Game NO 15234)
Post by: trc3 on 30 December 2002, 07:35
Heres is one for all the trekkies.

http://www.hicktrek.com/ (http://www.hicktrek.com/)
Title: Stupid web addresses (Forum Game NO 15234)
Post by: ims27_8 on 30 December 2002, 15:23
www.tubgirl.com (http://www.tubgirl.com)

unlike the quirk, i will give you a warning. Some people may find this site disturbing...
Title: Stupid web addresses (Forum Game NO 15234)
Post by: TheQuirk on 31 December 2002, 04:02
quote:
Originally posted by Lt. Reliability of the Redmond Army:
www.tubgirl.com (http://www.tubgirl.com)

unlike the quirk, i will give you a warning. Some people may find this site disturbing...



um.
Title: Stupid web addresses (Forum Game NO 15234)
Post by: trc3 on 31 December 2002, 04:03
quote:
Originally posted by Lt. Reliability of the Redmond Army:
www.tubgirl.com (http://www.tubgirl.com)

unlike the quirk, i will give you a warning. Some people may find this site disturbing...



That was the most disturbing thing I have ever seen.
Title: Stupid web addresses (Forum Game NO 15234)
Post by: xyle_one on 31 December 2002, 04:04
quote:
www.tubgirl.com (http://www.tubgirl.com)

W.T.F.   :eek:  
thats just not right.
Title: Stupid web addresses (Forum Game NO 15234)
Post by: KernelPanic on 31 December 2002, 05:22
(http://www.akgames.net:8000/Downloads/Files/Personal/5.gif)

More disgusting than marmite...
Title: Stupid web addresses (Forum Game NO 15234)
Post by: Pissed_Macman on 31 December 2002, 07:16
quote:
Originally posted by Lt. Reliability of the Redmond Army:
www.tubgirl.com (http://www.tubgirl.com)

unlike the quirk, i will give you a warning. Some people may find this site disturbing...



oh shit...

im so sending that to my band teacher's inbox.
Title: Stupid web addresses (Forum Game NO 15234)
Post by: Calum on 31 December 2002, 19:10
that is the sort of thing i would set as the desktop wallpaper in internet cafes...
Title: Stupid web addresses (Forum Game NO 15234)
Post by: HPC GUY on 31 December 2002, 20:08
www.pimpz.org (http://www.pimpz.org)
www.illmitch.com (http://www.illmitch.com)
http://homepage.mac.com/rgauss/bitch/ (http://homepage.mac.com/rgauss/bitch/)
Title: Stupid web addresses (Forum Game NO 15234)
Post by: Pissed_Macman on 1 January 2003, 04:43
quote:
Originally posted by Calum:
that is the sort of thing i would set as the desktop wallpaper in internet cafes...


GREAT IDEA!!!!!
Title: Stupid web addresses (Forum Game NO 15234)
Post by: Pissed_Macman on 1 January 2003, 04:58
Some stupid websites:

An illustrated guide to breaking your computer (http://members.aol.com/spoons1000/break/)

http://www.cheeseracing.org/ (http://www.cheeseracing.org/)

http://www.bobland.com (http://www.bobland.com)

http://www.stcloudsuperman.com/ (http://www.stcloudsuperman.com/)

Mr. Cat Tribute Page (http://my.inil.com/~mikeycad/catlist.html)

http://www.roy.co.uk/ (http://www.roy.co.uk/)

http://stayoffmyland.cjb.net/ (http://stayoffmyland.cjb.net/)
Title: Stupid web addresses (Forum Game NO 15234)
Post by: Calum on 1 January 2003, 06:07
www.frootyloopsheadcasehq.org (http://www.cults.tk/)
Title: Stupid web addresses (Forum Game NO 15234)
Post by: Calum on 1 January 2003, 06:10
quote:
from www.cheeseracing.org (http://www.cheeseracing.org) (link posted by macman):

Welcome to the world of professional Cheese Racing!
This is the official homepage of the exciting cutting edge sport known as Cheese Racing. Here you will find everything you need to know about this deceptively simple, yet addictive and fiercely competitive sport.

New Stuff:
Check out the all new forum - there is an explanation for the change in the 'General' section.

Details of the recent CRASS event in France can be found here. Not that much cheese racing action but some interesting experiments with the local cheese.

Reader's photos - we have been quite literally inundated with photos of cheese racing action from all over the world (well mostly America), some of the best are now on the photos page. Keep them coming!

Get all the latest Cheese Racing news on the news page.

Introduction
Q: What do you think happens when you throw a slice of processed cheese (without removing the plastic wrapping) onto a lit barbeque?

The plastic melts giving off highly toxic fumes and you are left with a pretty grim cheese/plastic mess welded on to your BBQ, right?

WRONG!

Unbelievably what actually happens, as discovered by the pioneers and inventors of the sport way back in 1997 (read their account of that historic night on a campsite in Osmington here), is that the plastic pouch does not melt - even when the cheese inside eventually boils! Even more incredibly, as the cheese melts and the strange chemicals found in processed cheese turn to gas - the plastic pouch inflates until eventually all four corners lift off the BBQ and the pouch is fully inflated! Now under this pressure you might think that the pouch would eventually burst - but no - most of the time the seal remains intact!

Quite why processed cheese manufacturers choose to use such industrial strength, heat proof plastic to encase their products is something of a mystery - as is why NASA don't use this material instead of those expensive heat proof tiles on the space shuttle? Such important questions no doubt occurred to the first observers of this phenomenon on that night in Osmington, but that didn't stop them from coming up with a brilliantly simple sport based on it.

The Game
Each player throws a slice of cheese onto the BBQ.

The player who's cheese fully inflates first wins!

The full official CRASS (Cheese Racing Association) rules can be found here - but that is basically it!
   

 
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In the rest of the site you will find everything you need to know about this fast growing and exciting sport - you may be sceptical now but believe me, once you have witnessed or taken part in your first cheese racing tournament - you will be hooked!


The weird thing is, after reading this, i honestly believe that i would be hooked!   :eek:    :eek:    :eek:
Title: Stupid web addresses (Forum Game NO 15234)
Post by: Maniaman on 2 January 2003, 03:40
I'm suprised nobody has thought of these...

I wont bother adding a link. You wont want to click them anyway   ;)  

www.microsoft.com (http://www.microsoft.com)
www.hotmail.com (http://www.hotmail.com)
www.msn.com (http://www.msn.com)
Title: Stupid web addresses (Forum Game NO 15234)
Post by: solo on 2 January 2003, 03:40
aahh cheese racing

Jalabu, I think Man is getting bored.
Title: Stupid web addresses (Forum Game NO 15234)
Post by: trc3 on 2 January 2003, 04:56
http://www.dancingbush.com/ (http://www.dancingbush.com/)

http://www.menwholooklikekennyrogers.com/ (http://www.menwholooklikekennyrogers.com/)
Title: Stupid web addresses (Forum Game NO 15234)
Post by: cahult on 2 January 2003, 19:45
Love the dancing Bush. He
Title: Stupid web addresses (Forum Game NO 15234)
Post by: Fett101 on 3 January 2003, 00:59
http://bushorchimp.com/ (http://bushorchimp.com/)
Title: Stupid web addresses (Forum Game NO 15234)
Post by: KernelPanic on 3 January 2003, 01:29
http://www.mulletjunky.com (http://www.mulletjunky.com)
http://www.mingers.com (http://www.mingers.com)
Title: Stupid web addresses (Forum Game NO 15234)
Post by: Refalm on 3 January 2003, 01:38
http://www.fuckhotmail.com/ (http://www.fuckhotmail.com/)
Title: Stupid web addresses (Forum Game NO 15234)
Post by: dawsonmd on 3 January 2003, 16:38
how bout: www.yourmum.com (http://www.yourmum.com)