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Miscellaneous => The Lounge => Topic started by: restin256 on 7 February 2004, 19:57

Title: my "fucking" sig
Post by: restin256 on 7 February 2004, 19:57
Why does it take like a week for my sig change to take effect? I changed it in my profile but nothing's happenned.
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Post by: Pissed_Macman on 7 February 2004, 20:06
Once you start posting it changes.
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Post by: Fett101 on 7 February 2004, 20:38
It's gotta uh... propagate through the SIC server...


UBB doesn't "dynamically" render posts with sig changes, like PHPBB. Effin UBB.
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Post by: hm_murdock on 7 February 2004, 22:16
and think... they charge money for UBB
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Post by: Refalm on 7 February 2004, 23:13
As I said before, UBB has server cache which isn't refreshed daily.
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Post by: WMD on 8 February 2004, 00:03
quote:
Originally posted by jimmyjames.sytes.net:
and think... they charge money for UBB


Well the recent UBB software does alot better than this old one.  Especially UBB-Threads, it changes sigs right away.

I believe making a single new post updates your sig everywhere here, or at least it does with the more recent posts.
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Post by: restin256 on 8 February 2004, 01:33
And they don't use PHPBB or Invision because they don't have as much time on their hands?

That.. sucks. But MyIkonboard is worse, it only updates your latest posts.
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Post by: Refalm on 8 February 2004, 02:11
quote:
restin256: And they don't use PHPBB or Invision because they don't have as much time on their hands?

That.. sucks. But MyIkonboard is worse, it only updates your latest posts.


That would mean a coordination between me, Runkpock and Webmaster, which isn't going to happen, because I have no fucking clue who they really are (Runkpock and Webmaster know each other personally).

And besides, even though UBB is evil closed source, it makes this forum special because almost all other forums use phpBB or Invasion.
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Post by: Canadian Lover on 8 February 2004, 07:08
quote:
Originally posted by Refalm:


That would mean a coordination between me, Runkpock and Webmaster, which isn't going to happen, because I have no fucking clue who they really are (Runkpock and Webmaster know each other personally).


And besides, even though UBB is evil closed source, it makes this forum special because almost all other forums use phpBB or Invasion.



Yabb (http://YaBB.com)PNphpBB (http://www.pnphpbb.com) and tons more that are not used on other forums.

Webmaster, why don't you just give the root password to Refalm? Make him the new Webmaster...

[ February 07, 2004: Message edited by: Canadian Lover ]

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Post by: Kintaro on 8 February 2004, 12:37
Morons, UBB isnt evil, and is rather open source, because its all perl, why do you morons not know what your talking about, but say it anyway?
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Post by: Refalm on 9 February 2004, 00:53
quote:
Canadian Lover: Yabb (http://YaBB.com)PNphpBB (http://www.pnphpbb.com) and tons more that are not used on other forums.


Yabb (http://www.yabbforum.com/ (http://www.yabbforum.com/)) looks very interesting to me, but it hasn't got a convertor to convert UBB to Yabb.
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Post by: Calum on 9 February 2004, 03:58
shame everybody else replied, i was going to get out my BOFH excuse chart and say the sig takes so long to change because of a reccurent redundant flux in the replication configuration on the server, caused by excess polarisation in the kernel. In factyou might have noticed other effects of this polarisation such as the clock on the site being off slightly.
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Post by: Pissed_Macman on 9 February 2004, 06:34
quote:
reccurent redundant flux in the replication configuration on the server, caused by excess polarisation in the kernel.


Wow...
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Post by: Kintaro on 9 February 2004, 07:25
Thats pretty fucked. We will have to repolarise the kernel and do a second redunancy check.
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Post by: Fett101 on 9 February 2004, 08:22
Perhaps we can retune the quantum interphasic vertion sensor in phase with the trans-anaphasic vertion bubble and reboot the trans-positronic warp convertor in order to bring the axionic sig discriminator back online?
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Post by: Laukev7 on 9 February 2004, 08:33
DON'T DO THAT! This is going to desynchronise the logic circuit buffer of the operating system's memory allocation and cause an anomalous stack overflow!
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Post by: Fett101 on 9 February 2004, 08:50
Oh shit. I can't believe I was about to desynchronise the logic circuit buffer of the operating system's memory allocation and cause an anomalous stack overflow! Perhaps flash the Ram module and re-hash the random flux ion capacitator? Or maybe just add on a hamster in a little wheel to power the whole thing and prevent total catostophic breakdown of the MJU access stack?
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Post by: Pissed_Macman on 9 February 2004, 21:14
No, that might cause a feedback amplification boost in the auxiliary capacitor manifolds. Instead you should try to manually climatize the forward array nozzles using a combination of a temporalponic spatial distortion transmitters and a paperclip to bring the lateral excess energy couplings online.
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Post by: Kintaro on 9 February 2004, 15:24
The Lateral Accses energy coupleing has been needed to be replaced for years. We will need to get 2 Portable remote control Ion Flux Lateral Accses Energy Coupleings to work as a backup, and 3 Translucent Microwave Disperserses to stop excess Ion Flux.

OTHERWISE WE ALL WILL DIE
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Post by: WMD on 9 February 2004, 18:34
:D
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Post by: Refalm on 9 February 2004, 18:35
We won't die if the trans-magnetic pulse from the string allocation is optimised for flow-reduction wrapping of the y-x-comprimising portal.
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Post by: Pissed_Macman on 10 February 2004, 07:39
quote:
Originally posted by Refalm:
We won't die if the trans-magnetic pulse from the string allocation is optimised for flow-reduction wrapping of the y-x-comprimising portal.


You might think so, but there is a substantial chance that the aft reversion array could collapse, causing a failure in the manifold deposits and forming a singularity that WILL DESTROY US ALL!!
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Post by: Fett101 on 10 February 2004, 21:48
At least it won't throw us into some damned infinite time-warp singularity loop. I hate those mofo's.
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Post by: Mistshadow on 10 February 2004, 21:51
Fuck it. We'll just wait for Q to do it. All we have to do act like we don't want him to do that.
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Post by: Kintaro on 10 February 2004, 16:01
Im  geared up for safety...

(http://media.tangotime.com/i/rate/100/088/100088920_553ca_f.jpg)
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Post by: WMD on 11 February 2004, 00:50
quote:
Originally posted by X11: Refalms hands are sexy.:
Im  geared up for safety...

(http://media.tangotime.com/i/rate/100/088/100088920_553ca_f.jpg)



With a broken picture?  (http://tongue.gif)
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Post by: Refalm on 11 February 2004, 01:50
quote:
Originally posted by WMD:


With a broken picture?   (http://tongue.gif)  



You gotta open the picture in the browser:

http://media.tangotime.com/i/rate/100/088/100088920_553ca_f.jpg (http://media.tangotime.com/i/rate/100/088/100088920_553ca_f.jpg)
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Post by: Mistshadow on 11 February 2004, 06:23
quote:
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You are not allowed to see the page.

If you have any queries about this error, please e-mail [email protected].
Back to media.tangotime.com homepage


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Post by: restin256 on 11 February 2004, 21:15
It's just a picture of him wearing a hat of alluminum foil. :P
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Post by: Kintaro on 11 February 2004, 21:49
I can see the picture fine.

From school as well, in other words, your problem not mine.
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Post by: KernelPanic on 11 February 2004, 14:11
quote:
Originally posted by X11: Refalms hands are sexy.:
I can see the picture fine.

From school as well, in other words, your problem not mine.



Because you have it cached.
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Post by: Refalm on 11 February 2004, 16:20
I can't see it either. Use your own server next time!
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Post by: restin256 on 11 February 2004, 22:45
My very first thread made it to two pages!   :rolleyes:
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Post by: Pissed_Macman on 12 February 2004, 03:08
quote:
Originally posted by restin256:
My very first thread made it to two pages!    :rolleyes:  


Isn't it ironic that it isn't about anything at all?
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Post by: restin256 on 12 February 2004, 08:20
The post or the thread?
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Post by: Pissed_Macman on 13 February 2004, 03:17
quote:
Originally posted by restin256:
The post or the thread?


Both...

Neither...

...

I don't know what I'm talking about.
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Post by: restin256 on 16 February 2004, 02:18
I've gone through exactly the same thing. Just be happy in your case nobody can flame you. >_>
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Post by: KernelPanic on 16 February 2004, 02:37
quote:
Originally posted by restin256:
I've gone through exactly the same thing. Just be happy in your case nobody can flame you. >_>


We can flame you because you revealed to us how ugly you are.
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Post by: restin256 on 16 February 2004, 03:00
Not as cute as X11 I suppose.
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Post by: Pissed_Macman on 16 February 2004, 13:13
quote:
Originally posted by restin256:
Not as cute as X11 I suppose.


His hats are also better than yours.
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Post by: restin256 on 17 February 2004, 05:33
If he had 8" hair he wouldn't need hats either.