Stop Microsoft
Miscellaneous => The Lounge => Topic started by: Pissed_Macman on 18 June 2003, 11:39
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Got this in my inbox.
quote:
> > > > >To all of my friends, I do not
usually forward
> > > messages, but this is from
> > > > >my good friend Pearlas Sanborn
and she really is
> > > an attorney.
> > > > >If she says that this will work -
it WILL work.
> > > After all, what have you
> > > > >got to lose?
> > > > >
> > > > > SORRY EVERYBODY..JUST HAD TO
TAKE THE CHANCE!!!
> > > > > I'm an attorney, and I know the
law This thing
> > > is for
> > > > > real.
> > > > > Rest assured AOL and Intel will
follow through
> > > with their
> > > > > promises for fear of facing a
> > > multimillion-dollar class
> > > > > action suit similar to the one
filed by
> > PepsiCo
> > > against
> > > > > General Electric not too long
ago.
> > > > >
> > > > > Dear Friends,
> > > > > Please do not take this for a
junk letter.
> > Bill
> > > Gates is
> > > > > sharing his fortune. If you
ignore this you
> > will
> > > repent
> > > > > later. Microsoft and AOL are now
the largest
> > > Internet
> > > > > companies and in an effort to
make sure that
> > > Internet
> > > > > Explorer remains the most widely
used program,
> > > Microsoft
> > > > > and AOL are running an e-mail
beta test.
> > > > >
> > > > > When you forward this e-mail to
friends,
> > > Microsoft can
> > > > > and will track it (if you are a
Microsoft
> > > Windows user)
> > > > > for a two week time period.
> > > > >
> > > > > For every person that you
forward this e-mail
> > > to,
> > > > > Microsoft will pay you $245.00,
for every
> > person
> > > that you
> > > > > sent it to that forwards it on,
Microsoft will
> > > pay you
> > > > > $243.00 and for every third
person that
> > receives
> > > it, you
> > > > > will be paid $241.00. Within two
weeks,
> > > Microsoft will
> > > > > contact you for your address and
then send you
> > a
> > > cheque.
> > > > >
> > > > > Regards.
> > > > > Charles S. Bailey
> > > > > General Manager Field Operations
> > > > > 1-800-842-2332 Ext. 1085 or
904-245-1085 or
> > RNX
> > > 292-1085
> > > > > [email protected]
> > <mailto:[email protected]>
> > > > >
> > > > > I thought this was a scam
myself, but two
> > weeks
> > > after
> > > > > receiving this e-mail and
forwarding it on,
> > > Microsoft
> > > > > contacted me for my address and
within days, I
> > > received a
> > > > > cheque for US$24,800.00. You
need to respond
> > > before the
> > > > > beta testing is over. If anyone
can afford
> > this
> > > Bill
> > > > > Gates is the man.
> > > > >
> > > > > It's all marketing expense to
him. Please
> > > forward this to
> > > > > as many people as possible.
> > > > > You are bound to get at least
US$10,000.00.
> > > > > We're not going to help them out
with their
> > > e-mail beta
> > > > > test without getting a little
something for
> > our
> > > time. My
> > > > > brother's girlfriend got in on
this a few
> > months
> > > ago.
> > > > > When I went to visit him for the
Baylor/UT
> > game.
> > > > >
> > > > > She showed me her check. It was
for the sum of
> > > $4,324.44
> > > > > and was stamped "Paid In
Full".
> > > > >
> > > > > Like I said before, I know the
law, and this
> > is
> > > for real
> > > > >
> > > > > Intel and AOL are now discussing
a merger
> > which
> > > would
> > > > > make them the largest Internet
company and in
> > an
> > > effort
> > > > > make sure that AOL remains the
most widely
> > used
> > > program,
> > > > > Intel and AOL are running an
e-mail beta test.
> > > > >
> > > > > When you forward this e-mail to
friends, Intel
> > > can and
> > > > > will track it (if you are a
Microsoft Windows
> > > user) for a
> > > > > two week time period.
> > > > >
> > > > > For every person that you
forward this e-mail
> > > to,
> > > > > Microsoft will pay you $203.15.
> > > > > For every person that you sent
it to that
> > > forwards it on,
> > > > > Microsoft will pay you $156.29
> > > > > And for every third person that
receives it,
> > you
> > > will be
> > > > > paid $17.65.
> > > > > Within two weeks, Intel will
contact you for
> > > your address
> > > > > and then send you a check.
> > > > > I thought this was a scam
myself, but a friend
> > > of my good
> > > > > friend's Aunt Patricia, who
works at Intel,
> > > actually got
> > > > > a check of $4,54323 by
forwarding this e-mail.
> > > > >
> > > > > Try it; what have you got to
lose????
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > >
> >
> >
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i want to call the number...hold on a sec...........
"the numebr you are calling cannot be reached from your calling area...A..H..A...." then it repeats....goddamn it ;)
what the fuck is aha? aha, like they are laughing at me? fuck them.
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Chain mails have finally become an artform.......hehehhe (http://tongue.gif)