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Title: This is really funny
Post by: TheKnifeThrower on 9 June 2003, 23:07: I found this website:

http://www.pornolize.com/ (http://www.pornolize.com/)

This is not a porno website. It is a cgi script which takes a website and totally defaces it. You have to see it for yourself.

microsofts site when put through the filter (http://www.pornolize.com/cgi-bin/pornolize2/pornolize2.cgi?lang=en&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.microsoft.com&submit=submit)

This is funny as hell.
Title: This is really funny
Post by: Faust on 9 June 2003, 23:33: Ha ha ha! Wow that's so funny! And witty too!

Moderator, bin.
Title: This is really funny
Post by: Refalm on 10 June 2003, 00:02: Microsoft Eradication Society Forum when put through the filter (http://www.pornolize.com/cgi-bin/pornolize2/pornolize2.cgi?lang=en&url=http%3A%2F%2Fforum.fuckmicrosoft.com%2Fcgi-bin%2Fultimatebb.cgi&submit=submit)
Title: This is really funny
Post by: Fett101 on 10 June 2003, 00:10: I can't see any difference. ;)

Damn. I would have jesusified the forums, but the site no longer exists. :(
Title: This is really funny
Post by: TheKnifeThrower on 10 June 2003, 00:46: From support.microsoft.com

Windows "Up the Arse" Media Player
Outlook "Cockboy" Express
Internet "Fuckface" Explorer
Microsoft "Butplug" Services

From microsoft.com

Visual "Fannyfarmer" Studio
Exchange 2003 Release "Saggysack" Candidate
Microsoft "Fuckface" Worldwide
Deploy "Motherfucker" Exchange 2000 Server now or wait for Exchange "Superdick" Server 2003?
June 2003 cumulative patch for Internet "Ballbuffer" Explorer
Title: This is really funny
Post by: KernelPanic on 10 June 2003, 01:22: quote:
So, I'm going for mandrake linux, and I don't really know what to do in these ftp fucks. Where is the image thrusts, are we supposed to use the cocksucking rpms or is there a pecking simplier way, like an iso or fisting?

Hahahaha, just saw that in the 'best linux' thread.
Title: This is really funny
Post by: Laukev7 on 10 June 2003, 02:20: Someone should create an MS version of this feature for this site. Change every Microsoft name for something insulting, such as "windoze" (in lowercase), "winblows", "Microslop", "Microslut", M$...
Title: This is really funny
Post by: Pissed_Macman on 10 June 2003, 02:54: quote:
Originally posted by TheKnifeThrower:
I found this website:

http://www.pornolize.com/ (http://www.pornolize.com/)

This is not a porno website. It is a cgi script which takes a website and totally defaces it. You have to see it for yourself.

microsofts site when put through the filter (http://www.pornolize.com/cgi-bin/pornolize2/pornolize2.cgi?lang=en&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.microsoft.com&submit=submit)

This is funny as hell.

Oh, the sweet, sweet damage I could do with this. (http://www.akgames.net/phpBB2/images/smiles/icon_twisted.gif) (http://www.akgames.net/phpBB2/images/smiles/icon_twisted.gif) (http://www.akgames.net/phpBB2/images/smiles/icon_twisted.gif)
Title: This is really funny
Post by: Pissed_Macman on 10 June 2003, 02:58: [ June 09, 2003: Message edited by: Macman: HAS 1000 POSTS ]
Title: This is really funny
Post by: xyle_one on 10 June 2003, 03:05: i think i broke the internet by trying to pornolize and already pornolized site.

[ June 09, 2003: Message edited by: ecsyle:951 ]
Title: This is really funny
Post by: Fett101 on 10 June 2003, 03:16: Could do worse. Shat. 5 times is rather... unreadable.

[ June 09, 2003: Message edited by: fett101 ]
Title: This is really funny
Post by: xyle_one on 10 June 2003, 03:26: nevermind. 5 times does kinda make it funny though....

[ June 09, 2003: Message edited by: ecsyle:951 ]
Title: This is really funny
Post by: Pissed_Macman on 10 June 2003, 03:48: I tried pornalizing this topic but the URL is too long and won't parse for some reason.
Title: This is really funny
Post by: Fett101 on 10 June 2003, 05:45: Might just be you and your zany mac. (http://smile.gif)

Eh (http://www.pornolize.com/cgi-bin/pornolize2/pornolize2.cgi?lang=en&url=http%3A%2F%2Fforum.fuckmicrosoft.com%2Fcgi-bin%2Fultimatebb.cgi%3Fubb%3Dget_topic%26f%3D7%26t%3D001440&submit=submit)
Title: This is really funny
Post by: Pissed_Macman on 10 June 2003, 06:49: Guess so. *shrugs*
Title: This is really funny
Post by: M51DPS on 10 June 2003, 07:17: Wow, this is so funny.

www.linux.org (http://pornolize.com/cgi-bin/pornolize2/pornolize2.cgi?lang=en&url=www.linux.org)

Apple Hot News (http://www.pornolize.com/cgi-bin/pornolize2/pornolize2.cgi?lang=en&url=http%3A%2F%2Fapple.com%2Fhotnews)
Title: This is really funny
Post by: Pissed_Macman on 10 June 2003, 08:19: F orgive me, Muffin Man, I couldn't resist. (http://www.pornolize.com/cgi-bin/pornolize2/pornolize2.cgi?lang=en&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.pornolize.com%2Fcgi-bin%2Fpornolize2%2Fpornolize2.cgi%3Flang%3Den%26url%3Dhttp%253A%252F%252Fwww.akgames.net%252F%26submit%3Dsubmit&submit=submit)

quote:
Sign up to be fucked when new fists and cocksucks become availible

HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!!!!!

[ June 09, 2003: Message edited by: Macman: HAS 1000 POSTS ]
Title: This is really funny
Post by: neo_x500 on 10 June 2003, 08:56: Oh how funny, ha ha ha, it is to laugh. Gee, thanks for quoting my "pornolized" post, Tux. I'm not sure if I should be offended or if I should laugh it off. I guess I'll laugh it off for the moment. The thing is funny, but it's kind of a waste of time. Nice joke though, time to move on to something different.
Title: This is really funny
Post by: Fett101 on 10 June 2003, 11:29: Oddly enough, this is one of the pornolizers more coherent paragraphs.

"Linux is a asslicking free Unix-type operating system originally created by Linus "Bitch" Torvalds with the assfucking assistance of plows around the world. Developed under the fistfucking GNU General "Admiral Browning" Public License , the smacking source code for Linux is freely available to everyone. Click on the link below to find out more about the smacking operating system that is causing a fingerfucking revolution in the world of computers"
Title: This is really funny
Post by: Calum on 10 June 2003, 13:49: i think that's very funny!

while we're on the subject of funny stuff, here are a couple of websites that look funny even before they are porbalised:

http://www.jwp.bc.ca/saulm/ii/ms.htm (http://www.jwp.bc.ca/saulm/ii/ms.htm)

http://www.jwp.bc.ca/saulm/ie4/ (http://www.jwp.bc.ca/saulm/ie4/)
Title: This is really funny
Post by: Calum on 10 June 2003, 13:51: haw haw haw!

Look at this! (http://www.pornolize.com/cgi-bin/pornolize2/pornolize2.cgi?lang=en&url=http%3A%2F%2Fcalumsmusic.netfirms.com&submit=submit) - particularly the lyrics page! i'm off to look at the guestbook page now!
Title: This is really funny
Post by: M51DPS on 10 June 2003, 18:50: That's really funny Calum "Cockboy" Carlyle.
Title: This is really funny
Post by: Fett101 on 10 June 2003, 21:18: quote:
Originally posted by Calum:

http://www.jwp.bc.ca/saulm/ii/ms.htm (http://www.jwp.bc.ca/saulm/ii/ms.htm)

Thier BSOD page doesn't work. I'm rather disappointed.
Title: This is really funny
Post by: Siplus on 10 June 2003, 22:20: the page works for me, i just don't get a bsod : )
Title: This is really funny
Post by: solo on 11 June 2003, 08:19: apple.com (interesting because most stuff is images, ya gotta scroll down to see the effect...apple is immune):
http://www.pornolize.com/cgi-bin/pornolize2/pornolize2.cgi?lang=en&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.apple.com%2F&submit=submit (http://www.pornolize.com/cgi-bin/pornolize2/pornolize2.cgi?lang=en&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.apple.com%2F&submit=submit)

porno.com:
http://www.pornolize.com/cgi-bin/pornolize2/pornolize2.cgi?lang=en&url=www.porno.com&submit=submit (http://www.pornolize.com/cgi-bin/pornolize2/pornolize2.cgi?lang=en&url=www.porno.com&submit=submit)

sco.com:
http://www.pornolize.com/cgi-bin/pornolize2/pornolize2.cgi?lang=en&url=www.sco.com&submit=submit (http://www.pornolize.com/cgi-bin/pornolize2/pornolize2.cgi?lang=en&url=www.sco.com&submit=submit)

SCO in the NEWS
SCO Fists "Anal" Copyright Ownership of UNIX and UnixWare, SCO Fomps
First "Nobgoblin" Analyst Spanked "Son of a whore" By SCO's 'Proof', InformationWeek
SCO posts revenue increase, CNET News
British "Anal" Army Charvers SCO's Unix "Give it to me" Platform, Server Titty fucks and Dripps, SCO Thrusts
More SCO Fucks
Title: This is really funny
Post by: Fett101 on 11 June 2003, 10:12: quote:
Originally posted by Siplus: *Capitalist*:
the page works for me, i just don't get a bsod : )

Exactly. It's not BSODing.
Title: This is really funny
Post by: Calum on 11 June 2003, 12:58: quote:
Originally posted by Solo:
sco.com:
http://www.pornolize.com/cgi-bin/pornolize2/pornolize2.cgi?lang=en&url=www.sco.com&submit=submit (http://www.pornolize.com/cgi-bin/pornolize2/pornolize2.cgi?lang=en&url=www.sco.com&submit=submit)

now THAT is funny! :D

quote:

SCOsource Creates UNIX Licensing "Dickwad" Plows
The assfucking charter of SCOsource is to manage its UNIX
Title: This is really funny
Post by: KernelPanic on 11 June 2003, 15:47: quote:
Originally posted by Neo_Linux_User:
Oh how funny, ha ha ha, it is to laugh. Gee, thanks for quoting my "pornolized" post, Tux. I'm not sure if I should be offended or if I should laugh it off. I guess I'll laugh it off for the moment. The thing is funny, but it's kind of a waste of time. Nice joke though, time to move on to something different.

No, no it's not personal; I just found that pornolised post especially funny. 'ftp fucks' just cracked me up.
Title: This is really funny
Post by: KernelPanic on 11 June 2003, 16:06: quote:
Originally posted by fett101:

Thier BSOD page doesn't work. I'm rather disappointed.

That exploit is for Win9x.
Title: This is really funny
Post by: Canadian Lover on 12 June 2003, 03:52: this is all so funny! :D :D :D
Title: This is really funny
Post by: solo on 14 June 2003, 08:06: quote:

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http://www.pornolize.com/cgi-bin/pornolize2/pornolize2.cgi?lang=en&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.crayola.com (http://www.pornolize.com/cgi-bin/pornolize2/pornolize2.cgi?lang=en&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.crayola.com)
Title: This is really funny
Post by: Fett101 on 14 June 2003, 08:19: Shat. Barney.com is all flash and images.