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Miscellaneous => The Lounge => Topic started by: Pissed_Macman on 27 December 2002, 16:48

Title: Santa DOES Care!
Post by: Pissed_Macman on 27 December 2002, 16:48
TheQuirk told me that Santa's email address was [email protected], so I decided to email him.

   
quote:
Dear Santa,
I was wondering if me and a few friends could stay in your workshop or something until things settle down here in the states. We don't take up that much room and will bring our own sleeping bags.

Thanks Santa,
Bob McDonald

P.S. Santa, you have cable up there right?


And this is what I got back:

   
quote:
Thank you for your inquiry to [email protected].
 
Your e-mail was received on Dec 24 2002 4:30AM. Our Customer Service Representatives can answer general policy questions, validate your support eligibility, or refer you to the appropriate phone, e-mail, or Web resource, but your query could not be answered for one of many reasons.
 
To explore online support options, please visit http://support.microsoft.com/directory/default.asp. (http://support.microsoft.com/directory/default.asp.)
 
Thank you,
Microsoft Product Support Services


[ December 27, 2002: Message edited by: Macman: Mac Tro0per / boB ]

[ December 27, 2002: Message edited by: Macman: Mac Tro0per / boB ]

Title: Santa DOES Care!
Post by: Pissed_Macman on 27 December 2002, 18:46
I'm kind of confused by Santa's response. What's going on?
Title: Santa DOES Care!
Post by: Kintaro on 27 December 2002, 18:59
He's a bit busy writing an Operating System in Visual Basic, they ran out of array space so they just made lots of different variables.
when a

and so on.

(How do you think they got drive letters)