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Miscellaneous => The Lounge => Topic started by: Pissed_Macman on 20 April 2003, 14:34

Title: Windows Just Works
Post by: Pissed_Macman on 20 April 2003, 14:34
I've finally seen the light guys. I was forced to use Windows XP at school and WOW!!! This thing is amazing, far superior to anything any of us use.

Why is it better, you ask? Why, simply because it was created by a real corporation of people who have been trained and know that they're doing, not some nerd tinkering in his parents' basement.

Now, some of you may have concerns that Microsoft is using its superior products to monopolize the market. My answer: hey, that would be great!! Microsoft has done such a good job with its OSs, its console, and everything else that it makes, I would be happy if Microsoft just made EVERYTHING!!!

As for Linux, I know you guys may be paranoid and you're wearing foil on your heads at this very moment so Bill Gates can't read your thoughts (haha, hes not quite THAT more evolved than the rest of us puny mortals), but anyway, there's no need for it. I want you all to seek psychiatric help immediately, because you're obviously dillusional if you think Microsot doesn't have the very best in mind for each and every one of its loyal customers (yes, you are all customers whether you like it or not).

And as for Mac people, I know how you guys feel. I was like you once. Free, creative, LIMITED!!! Yeah that's right. If you want to do anything in today's world you've got to stop being foolish and get your heads out of the sand. Mac OS X, although it is impressive, is only a link in the evolution from normal Windows/Mac OS to Windows XP. Give up you toy computers and make the switch today!

I certainly have. Just recently I started selling it on ebay. haha, some poor sap is bound to buy that horrible, inferior machine. It's okay, we'll get to them in the end too. Here, take a gander!!! (http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=3413767733&category=14912)

Well, I hope you took my advice to heart! Now I'm off to use my sleek Luna interface to do important things that actually pertain to the world at large. So long!!
  :D
Title: Windows Just Works
Post by: xyle_one on 20 April 2003, 15:54
hahaha. oh. drugs can be fun. but i cant not fathom what sort of crazy narcotic you have been shooting into your ass. xp superior? laughable at best. i ues xp pro at work, and i can assure you. it is a bigger joke than your attempt at a decent post. im gald you are selling your mac. you obviousely do not deserve it. nor do you desvere to use any decent system. so, to avoid an overly long post talking shit about your weak perspective. i will end this now. someone should deadthread this by the way. weak....

i do not understand.... april first was 20 days ago......
Title: Windows Just Works
Post by: Pantso on 20 April 2003, 15:57
quote:
Originally posted by ecsyle:
hahaha. oh. drugs can be fun. but i cant not fathom what sort of crazy narcotic you have been shooting into your ass. xp superior? laughable at best. i ues xp pro at work, and i can assure you. it is a bigger joke than your attempt at a decent post. im gald you are selling your mac. you obviousely do not deserve it. nor do you desvere to use any decent system. so, to avoid an overly long post talking shit about your weak perspective. i will end this now. someone should deadthread this by the way. weak....

i do not understand.... april first was 20 days ago......


LOL. Looks like drugs do have a funny effect on Macman.   :D
Title: Windows Just Works
Post by: Fett101 on 20 April 2003, 20:37
Good lord, I think he's lost it. Or gained it perhaps.
Title: Windows Just Works
Post by: billy_gates on 20 April 2003, 20:48
quote:
Originally posted by Panos:


LOL. Looks like drugs do have a funny effect on Macman.    :D  


Is this really MacMan? Can't be.  How do you tell?  If you really hate that QS, why don't you sell it to ME cheap?
Title: Windows Just Works
Post by: M51DPS on 20 April 2003, 23:48
baa baa baa baa baa baa baa baa baa baa baa baa baa baa baa baa baa baa baa baa baa baa baa baa baa baa baa baa baa baa baa baa baa baa baa baa baa baa baa baa baa baa baa baa baa baa baa baa baa baa baa baa baa baa baa baa baa baa baa baa baa baa baa baa baa baa baa

(TRANSLATION: I agree, let's all kiss Bill Gate's ass, settle for inferior technology, give away our personal information, and be his little money making sheep, wouldn't that be great? Hold on, the subliminal messages in my Windows operating system are now telling me to burn the nearest Apple store and sacrifice 5 people who use Windows alternatives to the Gates God. ALL HAIL THE UNDENIABLE AND RIGHTFUL KING.)
Title: Windows Just Works
Post by: Canadian Lover on 20 April 2003, 23:59
quote:
Originally posted by M51DPS:
baa baa baa baa baa baa baa baa baa baa baa baa baa baa baa baa baa baa baa baa baa baa baa baa baa baa baa baa baa baa baa baa baa baa baa baa baa baa baa baa baa baa baa baa baa baa baa baa baa baa baa baa baa baa baa baa baa baa baa baa baa baa baa baa baa baa baa

(TRANSLATION: I agree, let's all kiss Bill Gate's ass, settle for inferior technology, give away our personal information, and be his little money making sheep, wouldn't that be great? Hold on, the subliminal messages in my Windows operating system are now telling me to burn the nearest Apple store and sacrifice 5 people who use Windows alternatives to the Gates God. ALL HAIL THE UNDENIABLE AND RIGHTFUL KING.)


:LOL: that was pretty funny the way you said that !
Title: Windows Just Works
Post by: Pissed_Macman on 21 April 2003, 01:45
quote:
Originally posted by ecsyle:
hahaha. oh. drugs can be fun. but i cant not fathom what sort of crazy narcotic you have been shooting into your ass. xp superior? laughable at best. i ues xp pro at work, and i can assure you. it is a bigger joke than your attempt at a decent post. im gald you are selling your mac. you obviousely do not deserve it. nor do you desvere to use any decent system. so, to avoid an overly long post talking shit about your weak perspective. i will end this now. someone should deadthread this by the way. weak....

i do not understand.... april first was 20 days ago......


HHAHAHAH!!! Did you really think I was serious?? Ecsyle's was definitely the best response by far!! I got a good laugh out of it anyway!! I was hoping to see what Calum was going to say but I decided it was better to reveal myself before I get banned. HAAHAAHAHHA!!! PRICELESS!!!
Title: Windows Just Works
Post by: xyle_one on 21 April 2003, 01:58
i was scared for a while there macman.....  :D
Title: Windows Just Works
Post by: billy_gates on 21 April 2003, 02:19
no really, how do you tell when someone has changed their name?  How can you tell who they originally were?
Title: Windows Just Works
Post by: Canadian Lover on 21 April 2003, 02:23
quote:
Originally posted by Billy Gates: Mac Comrade Captain:
no really, how do you tell when someone has changed their name?  How can you tell who they originally were?


it was pretty easey to fugure out; macman and windowsman sound the same plus all the macman names changed to windowsman

[ April 20, 2003: Message edited by: The all Microsoft hater ]

Title: Windows Just Works
Post by: Pantso on 21 April 2003, 02:25
quote:
Originally posted by Billy Gates: Mac Comrade Captain:
no really, how do you tell when someone has changed their name?  How can you tell who they originally were?


C'mon.    :D    Firstly, from the number of his posts, secondly from his sig and thirdly from the homepage icon at the top bar.    (http://smile.gif)  How could a Windows lover run a site called "Macrevolution"?  

Hey Macman, you never fooled me.    (http://tongue.gif)

[ April 20, 2003: Message edited by: Panos ]

Title: Windows Just Works
Post by: Pissed_Macman on 21 April 2003, 03:46
I was going to change my site to the Windows Revolution on April fools but I didn't have the chance. Oh crap, I sold my computer!!  :eek:

[ April 20, 2003: Message edited by: Macman: HAS 1000 POSTS ]

Title: Windows Just Works
Post by: Big-Mac-Maniac on 21 April 2003, 05:49
i was about to bich slap you...  :mad:  

but u wuz kiddin, so  :D
Title: Windows Just Works
Post by: TheQuirk on 21 April 2003, 07:28
quote:
Originally posted by Big-Mac-Maniac:
i was about to bich slap you...   :mad:  

but u wuz kiddin, so   :D  


Shut up.
Title: Windows Just Works
Post by: Fett101 on 21 April 2003, 08:34
quote:
Originally posted by Macman: HAS 1000 POSTS:
I was going to change my site to the Windows Revolution on April fools but I didn't have the chance. Oh crap, I sold my computer!!   :eek:



There's also that negative feedback, you eBay bastard.
Title: Windows Just Works
Post by: Refalm on 21 April 2003, 14:30
quote:
The signature of Big-Mac-Maniac: (http://www.angelfire.com/games5/bigbobdeblob/avy/mwmpbd.gif)


Don't use GIF pictures, use MNG instead, you egoistic d00d!
Title: Windows Just Works
Post by: Faust on 21 April 2003, 15:43
What is mng?
I've heard of gif bmp pcx jpg and png, but what is mng?
Is this a "mac network graphics" thing?
Title: Windows Just Works
Post by: Refalm on 21 April 2003, 15:47
This is a MNG graphic:

(http://members.chello.nl/hf.wees/irulz0r.mng)

Too bad it isn't used much, because it doesn't work with Microshaft Internet Exploder.
Title: Windows Just Works
Post by: Faust on 21 April 2003, 16:21
Well im designing a web site for my Debian server and I just discovered what format my web images will be in.  (http://smile.gif)
Title: Windows Just Works
Post by: Calum on 22 April 2003, 19:00
quote:
Originally posted by Macman: HAS 1000 POSTS:


HHAHAHAH!!! Did you really think I was serious?? Ecsyle's was definitely the best response by far!! I got a good laugh out of it anyway!! I was hoping to see what Calum was going to say but I decided it was better to reveal myself before I get banned. HAAHAAHAHHA!!! PRICELESS!!!


bizarre! i'm a little concerned at how i seem if you think i'd go overboard at this!
to be honest i just thought it was yet another day at FMS when i saw it.
Title: Windows Just Works
Post by: M51DPS on 22 April 2003, 23:46
I just noticed that Safari (beta 2 v73) can't view MNG graphics.
Title: Windows Just Works
Post by: Calum on 23 April 2003, 14:33
phoenix/firebird sees them no problem.

refalm, i am going to put that image in my signature, PM me if you want me to take it out please.