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Title: I could not resist, pretty funny
Post by: blackphiber on 2 July 2003, 06:30: I found this on everythingcelica.com pretty funny I thought
(http://www.everythingcelica.com/ubbthreads/attach/79832-word%20suicide.gif)
i would not put it past M$...
Title: I could not resist, pretty funny
Post by: TheQuirk on 2 July 2003, 06:40: Wow! That's totally original and it has never been posted here! Ever! Really!
Title: I could not resist, pretty funny
Post by: blackphiber on 2 July 2003, 06:42: hehe, um thanks
Title: I could not resist, pretty funny
Post by: xyle_one on 2 July 2003, 06:56: lol

we need sarcasm tags

quote:
Wow! That's totally original and it has never been posted here! Ever! Really!

yes. i laughed. loudly.
Title: I could not resist, pretty funny
Post by: Laukev7 on 2 July 2003, 06:58: The Webmaster ought to add a picture gallery to this website. We can use it to put all sorts of anti-Microsoft propaganda, banners, or anything relevant.

By the way, blackfiber, TheQuirk was being sarcastic. Don't listen to him; at least you wanted to share something with us. (http://smile.gif)
Title: I could not resist, pretty funny
Post by: blackphiber on 2 July 2003, 07:03: Ok, sorry, I never saw it before and thanks for understanding, sorry it was posted already...
Title: I could not resist, pretty funny
Post by: TheQuirk on 2 July 2003, 08:19: quote:
Originally posted by Laukev7:
The Webmaster ought to add a picture gallery to this website. We can use it to put all sorts of anti-Microsoft propaganda, banners, or anything relevant.

By the way, blackfiber, TheQuirk was being sarcastic. Don't listen to him; at least you wanted to share something with us. (http://smile.gif)

What?! I was being sarcastic? How dare you! I was completely serious! I was just being a nice little contributer to the community, and then, all of a sudden, I'm being sarcastic?!

Man, speaking of trolls!

This feeling can only be described as the same feeling you get when you are petting your dog at which very second someone kicks you down and pisses in your good eye!
Title: I could not resist, pretty funny
Post by: Laukev7 on 2 July 2003, 21:21: OK, OK, I'm sorry. If you really meant what you said, then I apologise. I just wanted to point out that this picture has already been posted. Surely you saw it before?
Title: I could not resist, pretty funny
Post by: solo on 2 July 2003, 10:39: we can call this thread the soap opera thread
Title: I could not resist, pretty funny
Post by: Calum on 2 July 2003, 16:40: i hadn't seen it before.

(http://www.polytheism.org.uk/pix/kipple1.jpg)

[ July 02, 2003: Message edited by: Calum ]
Title: I could not resist, pretty funny
Post by: avello500 on 2 July 2003, 17:33: i have seen it before. but i just thought my windows box was finally being helpfull.
Title: I could not resist, pretty funny
Post by: Pissed_Macman on 3 July 2003, 12:35: Want to see a lot of anti-Microsoft propaganda?

http://www.enemy.org/ (http://www.enemy.org/) is back up. (http://smile.gif)
Title: I could not resist, pretty funny
Post by: Laukev7 on 3 July 2003, 19:17: Ah, yes... I remember that site. This is just what we need. Too bad this site hasn't been updated... We need some propaganda to deface Windows XP and Longhorn.

Here's one I made (defacing Frontpage):
http://ca.geocities.com/laukev7/createdwFP8.bmp (http://ca.geocities.com/laukev7/createdwFP8.bmp)
Title: I could not resist, pretty funny
Post by: Refalm on 3 July 2003, 19:40: Here is one I made (gif, yes I know, but MNG isn't supported by Mozilla anymore): http://www.geocities.com/meradication/Assimilated.gif (http://www.geocities.com/meradication/Assimilated.gif)
Title: I could not resist, pretty funny
Post by: Laukev7 on 3 July 2003, 19:51: quote:
We're sorry, but this page is currently unavailable for viewing.
Title: I could not resist, pretty funny
Post by: mobrien_12 on 3 July 2003, 23:53: quote:
Originally posted by Laukev7:
OK, OK, I'm sorry. If you really meant what you said, then I apologise. I just wanted to point out that this picture has already been posted. Surely you saw it before?

Just ignore Quirk.

I hadn't seen it before and got a laugh out of it.

[ July 03, 2003: Message edited by: M. O'Brien ]
Title: I could not resist, pretty funny
Post by: Pissed_Macman on 4 July 2003, 02:32: Here are some of the ones made by me, Calum and someone else I think (sorry, I forgot who else).

http://www.angelfire.com/mac/macrevolution/images/futile.gif (http://www.angelfire.com/mac/macrevolution/images/futile.gif)
http://www.angelfire.com/mac/macrevolution/images/idiot.gif (http://www.angelfire.com/mac/macrevolution/images/idiot.gif)
http://www.angelfire.com/mac/macrevolution/images/toy.gif (http://www.angelfire.com/mac/macrevolution/images/toy.gif)
http://www.angelfire.com/mac/macrevolution/images/user_friendly.gif (http://www.angelfire.com/mac/macrevolution/images/user_friendly.gif)
http://www.angelfire.com/mac/macrevolution/images/x11xpdialog.jpg (http://www.angelfire.com/mac/macrevolution/images/x11xpdialog.jpg)
http://www.angelfire.com/mac/macrevolution/images/xpblows.jpg (http://www.angelfire.com/mac/macrevolution/images/xpblows.jpg)
http://www.angelfire.com/mac/macrevolution/images/xpdialog.jpg (http://www.angelfire.com/mac/macrevolution/images/xpdialog.jpg)

I also found a great way to make fun of longhorn. At times say to someone, "Your longhorn is showing." Probably the easiest Microsoft name to make fun of to date.
Title: I could not resist, pretty funny
Post by: Laukev7 on 4 July 2003, 03:21: Ah, yes, I remember these. I think the other one who made them was X11.

A few more great put-downs:

'Longhorn: just a lot of bull'.
'Longscorn' (I made that one up)
'Longhorn: how do you want to be screwed today?'
'Longhorn: because we treat our customers like cattle!'

[ July 03, 2003: Message edited by: Laukev7 ]
Title: I could not resist, pretty funny
Post by: Fett101 on 4 July 2003, 03:29: Eh. Not as funny as the other ones. Too preachy.

[ July 04, 2003: Message edited by: Fett101 ]
Title: I could not resist, pretty funny
Post by: Laukev7 on 4 July 2003, 04:26: Depends on how you say it. Those above are better for banners than casual citations. But it sounds better in conversations if you say something like
'Longhorn? What a load of bull' or 'Longhorn? How appropriate. They're screwing you up'.
Title: I could not resist, pretty funny
Post by: Refalm on 4 July 2003, 21:42: quote:
The member formerly known as Macman: http://www.angelfire.com/mac/macrevolution/images/x11xpdialog.jpg (http://www.angelfire.com/mac/macrevolution/images/x11xpdialog.jpg)

Common, you can do better than that (http://smile.gif)
Title: I could not resist, pretty funny
Post by: Fett101 on 4 July 2003, 22:19: You mean like "Wisdows has booted sucsesfully. Your computer must be restarted for the changes to take effect", and then take that crap off at the bottom.
Title: I could not resist, pretty funny
Post by: Laukev7 on 5 July 2003, 04:15: Here's a French site with a lot of excellent anti-Microsoft pictures.

http://www.antibillou.com/ (http://www.antibillou.com/)

Here's one of my favourites from that site on Windows Me. It's in French, so I will translate it:

http://antibillou.online.fr/images/wallpapers/winME.jpg (http://antibillou.online.fr/images/wallpapers/winME.jpg)

'HI !!
OK, MICROSOFT reminds you that the XBOX comes out soon; it's huge and its blue screens are now apple green.
COOL, huh?
There, you can resume installing Windows ME.
Good luck...'

'ATTENTION !!
MICROSOFT Windows Millenium worked, and that's not normal.
What have you done this time...
Connexion to www.microsoft.com (http://www.microsoft.com) to send private information.'

'...ERROR...
Not enough RAM in your PC.
What? Only 512 Megs?
I need more, more, MORE, hahahahaaa!
OK, here are the details:

WinME produced a classic memory management error
Bytes 5AF336.0023 $ to 6.55957