Stop Microsoft
Miscellaneous => The Lounge => Topic started by: Kintaro on 20 November 2002, 13:40
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It not Mickey-D's its fucking Mackers you mad McFucks.
Secondly, Its not fries... Its fucken Chips! Tryin to steal our McFucken McCulture!
McFuck Back off McMuke America!
AND NOW YA GONNA TRY AND RELEASE A McRIB AGAIN, WTF A McRIB WITH NO McFUCKEN McBONE!
What do you think a Rib is its a bone you MAD McFUCK!
-nuff said!
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Jeez, quit bashing america!! sure, we're ignorant, uneducated, and incredibly annoying, but without us there would be no free world.
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McNot McBashing McAmericans McBut McMcDonalds McNow McYou McClown!
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I McThink McX11 McNeeds a McDingo Burger. (http://smile.gif)
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last Mctime i was in McAustralia, it was just when they were bringing out the McWrap!!! HA HA HA HA HAAA! (say it out loud and you will see why i think it's so funny). i couldn't believe it! EVERY mcDonalds had posters outside that said 'McWrap'! i couldn't agree more... :D
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McKangaroo on for breakfast with a McBigMcChunkOutOfMcMacsMcHead!
I tried to smoke a Hash Brown, IT WOULDNT BURN!!!
Ill show them McFucks for sellin me McFake McWeed!
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When you walk up to the counter to take your McWrap do they also give you a McWipe?
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McProbably! (TM) :D
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Yea after i give em a McNugget outta me McArse!
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McMicrosoft McWindows XP
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McDonald's is truly rancid. I always eat at Wendy's or Whataburger if I'm lucky enough to see one.
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Originally posted by Windows XP User #5225982375:
McDonald's is truly rancid. I always eat at Wendy's or Whataburger if I'm lucky enough to see one.
AGREED!!! I'd sooner eat a fresh dog turd than ANY of Macdonalds garbage; at least it would be natural. If you notice, and listen carefully, when you bite into a MickeyD burger, you can hear a "squeak-squeak", or a "meow".
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Oh , yeah; FUCK AUSTRALIA!!! Yer all American Wannabe's!!
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mc d's has some good food here in the central ark. area.
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ITS MACKERS NOT MICKEY D's you Non McBob!
But the usa and aussieland are in teh same boat now, osama wants us both dead, aperantly terrorists are going to blow up some shoping mall in sydney.
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Don't McBash my McFamily name!!! You McMake a bad McName for us McMcDonalds!!
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well McSaid, McMan!
it's those McFucking Campbells that should be McReceiving all the McDerision!
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Goddamned campbells, just cuz they were named after soup they think they're better!!
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Wow......I never thought I'd actually ever see someone quote Rodney Rude on an online forum, least of all this one. It's amazing how funny that McShit still is (even if it is puerile and immature). Now excuse me while I go to the Mctoilets and pump a huge McShit! Give 'em back a few McNuggets!!!!
Me......I'll always go to Hungry Jacks.......home of the FUCKEN WHOPPER.
Oh and Macman, anyone with half a brain would realise that America is responsible for most of the problems in the world today, so just stop all that "If it weren't for us" bullshit.
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could we stop with the "fuck america" bullshit?
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X11: Isnt it Macca's?? thats how ive always spelt it.
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could we stop with the "fuck america" bullshit?
Hey, I don't think any of us said "fuck America." We just hate McCloggedarteries, that's all. And to me it's one of the most disgusting things about America, the fact that it is so full of obese lard-bellies (and I really mean it too, over 30% of Americans are obese. Yuck!) who eat their McCrappers all the time. And the person who thought up the idea of hooking kids on unhealthy greasy food at an early age with a "happy meal" that comes with a toy was a marketing genius, a sadistic, immoral asshole but still a genius. Now I don't mind a lot of "fast food" in fact I eat at Wendy's and other places on a regular basis, but McDonalds fucking makes me ill. Burger King too (albeit, not as much)
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Originally posted by TB:
Oh and Macman, anyone with half a brain would realise that America is responsible for most of the problems in the world today, so just stop all that "If it weren't for us" bullshit.
Hey, I admit that the US is also one of the most fucked up countries in the world, but its true that without us there would probably be no free world today. Look back to WWII. What if the Japanese had crippled our entire Pacific Navy at Pearl Harbor and then invaded the West Coast? We wouldn't have been able to intervene in Europe, which may have, if it didn't assure Germany of a victory, added more than a few years onto WWII.
And that's only one example. What if the Cold War had heated up and the USSR was the only super power in the world today? It looks to me like we've treated you guys pretty damned nice!
Sure, we have the worst education system in the world, and sure, our President is a hick (which was NOT our choice), but we do not cause most of the problems in the world. The only ones I can see are our corporations, including Microsoft, expanding and ruining other people's cultures, but hey, we're capitalists just like you (although we're a hell of a lot richer). What can you do?
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Originally posted by Linux User:
Hey, I don't think any of us said "fuck America." We just hate McCloggedarteries, that's all. And to me it's one of the most disgusting things about America, the fact that it is so full of obese lard-bellies (and I really mean it too, over 30% of Americans are obese. Yuck!) who eat their McCrappers all the time. And the person who thought up the idea of hooking kids on unhealthy greasy food at an early age with a "happy meal" that comes with a toy was a marketing genius, a sadistic, immoral asshole but still a genius. Now I don't mind a lot of "fast food" in fact I eat at Wendy's and other places on a regular basis, but McDonalds fucking makes me ill. Burger King too (albeit, not as much)
Pretty much all the Americans I know think McDonalds is disgusting, and they're right. I haven't eaten McDonalds food for about five years since I got food poisoning there. They're burgers are shriveled up pieces of McShit, and I don't even want to think about what the so-called "cooks" put into them on a regular basis. Burger King is definitely better, although I find it smarter just to stay away from fast food. In fact, after reading this thread I don't feel like eating much of anything :-P
Which do you guys think is more evil? McDonalds or Microsoft?
[ November 23, 2002: Message edited by: Macman: Mac Commando ]
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Originally posted by Macman: Mac Commando:
What can you do?
I play the guitar!
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Originally posted by Linux User #5225982375:
Hey, I don't think any of us said "fuck America." We just hate McCloggedarteries, that's all. And to me it's one of the most disgusting things about America, the fact that it is so full of obese lard-bellies (and I really mean it too, over 30% of Americans are obese. Yuck!) who eat their McCrappers all the time. And the person who thought up the idea of hooking kids on unhealthy greasy food at an early age with a "happy meal" that comes with a toy was a marketing genius, a sadistic, immoral asshole but still a genius. Now I don't mind a lot of "fast food" in fact I eat at Wendy's and other places on a regular basis, but McDonalds fucking makes me ill. Burger King too (albeit, not as much)
you're right, no one said it. it is just the general feeling i get from most of the people on this forum. And, yes, mcdonalds is fucking disgusting, as is taco bell, burger king, etc... shit, i think the percentage of obese americans is even higher than %30, i couldnt find the article though (i think it was in newsweek). I do eat some fast food, but i have been leaning more towards "real" food. even places like dennys are no good. the whole menu is deep fried and greasy. (i cant really talk shit though, i cant count the nights i spent there drinking coffee till like 8am :eek: after a good party). Yeah, i would say that most americans eat like shit. i dont eat nearly as well as i should, but i also cant cook worth a shit, and eating out every night gets expensive (especially if you avoid places like dennys or carrows).
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It's Australia, England and Canada's fault for all of the problems in the world today. C'mon, everybody knows that. The only reason you like to keep bashing the US is so Bin Laden doesn't come knocking on your door. Thanks guys.
I just heard someone is suing McDonalds for making their kid fat. That's the dumbest shit I ever heard. Who forced their kid to eat at McDonalds? Give me a fucking break already. People need to learn how to take some responsibility and quit blaming the other guy. You don't want your kid to get fat, feed him lettuce. How fucking hard is that?
I should sue Lazyboy for making me lazy. I should sue Bill Gates for making me dumber. I should sue Al Gore and Tom Daschel for pissing me off. I should sue my mom for giving me brown eyes when I wanted blue. I should sue Ben and Jerry for giving me a headache. Hmmm, maybe we should make a list of people to sue for stupid reasons. Something's bound to pay off.
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whats the bet that person is from america...
in austrlia, or any other country for that matter, except the US seem to just sue for no apparent reason. I dont really know when the whole sueing thing took off but all u ever hear is some dood from america is sueing some other guy for some utter bullshit. I dont mean to bash the yanks or whatever but SOME of them seem to think sueing is a great way to make a buck.
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Yeah, there needs to be more rational frivolous lawsuit filters put in place. Problem is, who's to say what is frivolous? Most everything that has an up side also has a down side. Seems like people like to take advantage of the down side too often lately. Quite a waste, unless you are an attorney (of which I have a couple in the family so I can't talk bad about them, wait, yes I can). (http://smile.gif)
[ November 23, 2002: Message edited by: void main ]
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True. And say uve got the line drawn somewhere theres going to be some judge somewhere who breaks it and sets the precedent and the line goes down. Eventually you will just get a cycle. Or is that a downward spiral?
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I just heard someone is suing McDonalds for making their kid fat. That's the dumbest shit I ever heard. Who forced their kid to eat at McDonalds?
It's about the same as suing the tobacco companies for giving you lung cancer in my opinion. Go ahead, sue McDildo's. I want them to go out of business ;) Replace all fast food restaurants with Sushi bars :D
[ November 23, 2002: Message edited by: Linux User #5225982375 ]
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yes, i like that idea, replace fat food places with sushi bars :D :D
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Xyle, check your PM please.
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did i miss something here when did we change to forum.fuckmcdonalds.com????
[ November 23, 2002: Message edited by: jrigby ]
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Mcdonald? Campell? Mc *Insert name here*?
Ratzloff/Ratzlaff pwns all!
Just call me Sion Ap Laze.
Ok IMO it has nothing to do with Mcdonalds in itself, it has to do with the principles of the food they make. Extremely fatty burgers=yuck. That's why subway and arby's are so good. Low fat=high taste, high taste=win!
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Originally posted by lazygamer:
Mcdonald? Campell? Mc *Insert name here*?
Ratzloff/Ratzlaff pwns all!
Just call me Sion Ap Laze.
Ok IMO it has nothing to do with Mcdonalds in itself, it has to do with the principles of the food they make. Extremely fatty burgers=yuck. That's why subway and arby's are so good. Low fat=high taste, high taste=win!
Actually the fatty foods are suppose to taste better, we need fat and that's why we crave it. These companies are just taking advantage of the craving that people get to make money. It wouldn't be a mcfucking problem if people weren't so ignorant. As for the 30% thing, everyone i know is american. I live up in everett washington usa, I only know about 5 people that are obese, i only see about 4 or 9 people a day that are obese, and i see hundreds, if not thousands, or different people a day. So I'd have to say 30% of the people who took the survey may be obese, but that's to insignificant to say that the 900 million other people in the country are at the same rate as those surveyed.
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Too late voidmain, our country is already an offical enemy of Bin Laden because the Prime Minister is a fucking asslicker and sucks george bush's balls!
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Originally posted by X11 / BOB: l33t h4x0r:
...because the Prime Minister is a fucking asslicker and sucks george bush's balls!
Where's your source on this? I couldn't find it anywhere.
[ November 23, 2002: Message edited by: Stryker ]
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Originally posted by Linux User #5225982375:
It's about the same as suing the tobacco companies for giving you lung cancer in my opinion. Go ahead, sue McDildo's. I want them to go out of business ;) Replace all fast food restaurants with Sushi bars :D
I wouldn't mind that myself, but for the other 18 billion people who like to eat at McDonald's I think they would like this person to get a life. It's not really the same thing though. You don't get "hooked" on McDonalds food. You do get hooked on tobacco (I am, smoked for many years when I was younger then switched to Copenhagen so I could breath. I may not have any lips but I can still breath).
I'm not sure that anyone who started smoking after the warning labels were added on tobacco can sue. I am pretty sure that only the people who started smoking prior to knowing how harmful it is can sue (or at least have a chance of winning). These people got hooked on the product when it wasn't known to be bad. Now everybody knows that a double heart stopper with cheese is fattening. If they eat it and get fat it's entirely their fault. I should sue my wife for making me fat if these idiots get anything out of the deal. In fact, I think the parents should be put in jail for child abuse. They didn't ensure their kids were getting the proper exercise.
[ November 23, 2002: Message edited by: void main ]
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Fat does equal taste, and some things need alot of fat, but overfattening drops taste. Compare their big mac to their mc grill. 5 grams of fat and it tastes great! Look at subway, all subs are under 10 grams of fat, they certainly taste great!
Oh and Canada r0x0rz cuz the the priminister's aid told a reporter George Bush was a moron! (http://smile.gif)
Im sure you guys have heard about that? Great news! In fact im HAPPY that we got politicans who are willing to speak the truth.
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sorry, people at my local mcdonald smoke too much mcreefer and mcfuckup my mcorder, when they themselves are mcfuckoxerd. and my have to get out of my mccar and rip them a mcnewasshole
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Originally posted by lazygamer:
Fat does equal taste, and some things need alot of fat, but overfattening drops taste. Compare their big mac to their mc grill. 5 grams of fat and it tastes great! Look at subway, all subs are under 10 grams of fat, they certainly taste great!
That's because those meals have a nice balanced ammount of fat, which should taste good. too much fat, in my opinion, does decrease the taste. But there are millions who think otherwise and eat it. haven't had their mc grill though.
love subway, especially the meatball sandwich. mmm
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Too much fat also makes you sick to your stomach! (http://smile.gif)
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yeah, that kid pisses me off, and for the record, how fucking stupid do you have to be to think that inhaling smoke is harmless unless labeled so. goddamn i hate sheople
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Originally posted by Xyle: Mac Commando:
yes, i like that idea, replace fat food places with sushi bars :D :D
Well then it would just be McSushi (http://tongue.gif) I'm sure they'd find some way to corrupt that.
I usually eat at relatively healthier places than BurgerKing/McDonalds/Wendy's. Cosi is pretty good (You've probably never heard of it unless you live in the US) but their bread is great...damn. I want some now and the place closes at 7 :(
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oh god!!, could you imagine, "now on mcdonalds menu, McSushi". the horror. the deaths. would anyone eat that shit?? probably.
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All this talk of Mcdonalds made me hungry, so I went to Mcdonalds and got myself a bigmac. On my was there, I stubbed my toe. I'm still in pain from it. Its MES's fault, they got me thinking about Mcdonalds. I am going to sue fuckmicrosoft.com for 10 million dollars!
V
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actually, it's McDonalds' fault. They're so McWrap!
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It's not even McDingleberry's fault, its no one's but your own for eating overpriced McShit made by minimum wage McDrones in that McHellhole they call a restaurant! So McFuck McDonalds!
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hell, burger king tastes better anyway
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Ahh... but Burger Thing relies entirely too heavy on a goddamn MICROWAVE OVEN for their sandwiches!!!!!! I'd rather GO TO THE GODDAMN GROCERY STORE and BUY HAMBURGER PATTIES AND BREAD than eat that!
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or i go down to the local all-you-can-eat chinese food place, pay $10 and eat like the american pig i am. god knows whats in it, but it tastes good so i don't ask
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I would if we HAD one here, Home Depot tore the only good Chinese place down to make way for one of their shithole stores... without giving the owners a choice or more than a weeks notice.
I think maybe someone's playing with altering the programming on a few batches of Borg nanoprobes?
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NO!!!!!
Eat SUSHI!
Its good for you!
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Tell ya what... I'll eat sushi the day you pay for XP... and then i'll just stick with cooking my own damn food!
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They're both evil.. Microsoft assimilates people's minds through their computers, while McDonalds assimilates people's asses through their food. So not only are a bunch of McFuckin McAmericans gaining 200 pounds eating fresh McDogturds, they're losing most of the weight installing McIE and throwing McWindows boxes out the McWindow because they figured out McIE is a McPiece of McShit!!!!
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you think mcdonalds food is fatting???
why don't eat a cheasesteak sub. the way i make them, i put way too much salt on them, and use lots of colbyjack cheese. after eating one, you feel like you gained 5 pounds. and they are very good, like you eat another one, and feel like 10 pounds has been gained and that you would give the world for a glass of water
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Wanna avoid fatty food... I have an idea... Stop eating!
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Originally posted by X11 / BOB: l33t h4x0r:
Wanna avoid fatty food... I have an idea... Stop eating!
After learning about all those parasites and stuff that doesn't sound like a bad idea.
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Sure, we have the worst education system in the world
agreed...i'm in high school and i think our schools need a LOT of help. i think there was a school district in florida that made a 30% passing this year...that's insane!!
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, and sure, our President is a hick (which was NOT our choice)
what do you mean Bush wasn't our choice for president? i couldn't vote, but if i could have, he would have been the one i vote for (course it wouldn't matter cuase of all the democrats in my state...) he may not be the best man for the job, but he is a hell of a lot better then gore! gore couldn't let florida go, they recounted 2 or 3 times and the demorats were still complainined that 'bush stole the election'....[/rant]
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and I don't even want to think about what the so-called "cooks" put into them on a regular basis.
eh...well i work at mcds (saddly, no one wants to hire a 15 yr old), and i dislike their food. i work in the back with the food cause i can't stand talking to stupid people, and i don't do anything disgusting to the "food"
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shit, i think the percentage of obese americans is even higher than %30,
ya, i know....america is fat. at least 30% is obesse, but i think around 60% is at least overweight...
[ December 05, 2002: Message edited by: Siplus ]
[ December 05, 2002: Message edited by: Siplus ]
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yeah, americas school system is seriousely fucked. For one it is very easy. Second, we still manage to fail, and three, they focus on sports, and not on what we are being taught. So, by the end of high school, we have turned out a bunch of fucking dumbasses, who think that 2+2= cat. then they go to college, get a degree because they can catch a ball, or swim fast, or because daddy made a lot of money keeping criminals out of prison. fuck that. We need an education revolution in this country. more money for teachers, less focus on sports, more focus on content, and making sure the children are learning. We are too quick to prescribe drugs to solve our problems. They seem to think that it will help the kids learn. I think it is setting them up for future addictions later on..... i am going to stop, before i start to ramble ;)
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well scotland has the highest rate of heart disease in europe, and possibly the highest rate of obesity too from what i remember. and the next worse in europe come nowhere near to ever beating us either.
what else would you expect from the nation that invented deep fried mars bars in batter, with chips (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/654750.stm)?
(i kid you not, this delicacy became a very popular lunch amongst school kids in glasgow in the nineties and is now available all over scotland(however people in hull strangeley claim they invented it first))
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Ugh... that sounds horrible... Calum, I'm sorry, but I can FEEL YOUR arteries hardening from ALL THE WAY OVER HERE!
I guess I have to plead guilty tho.. when i worked in the Walmart deli here i got so fucken pissed off i took the leftover fat chunks from the rotisserie chickens, fried em up and signed them at $1.88/lb, calling it Chicken Surprise... lord, it made like $500 the first week and i couldnt keep a straight face when management asked what it was!
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Deep fried Mars bars?!?!?! That's almost as nasty as that stupid picture somebody has been posting all over the place. How do they keep the chocolate from melting off when thrown in the fryer?
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fool, take a piece of pizza and deep fry it. then you will have done something i have never tried or even heard of doing. and our schools suck, and you are right about sports, sigh
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well, the mars bars are rolled in batter before they are fried (just like all our other deep fried food), so they don't leak out.
As for deep fried pizza, that is so normal in scotland that only foreigners even comment on it (usually it's australians saying how they can't imagine anybody would ever eat such a thing et c)
myself i don't tend to eat deep fried food, but i have had deep fried pizzas, also i have had two deep fried mars bars in my life. They are an experience you must have once in your life if you can. Share it with a friend if you can, as you might not manage a whole one.
They are like concentrated blocks of sugar and fat.
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what do you mean Bush wasn't our choice for president? i couldn't vote, but if i could have, he would have been the one i vote for (course it wouldn't matter cause of all the democrats in my state...) he may not be the best man for the job, but he is a hell of a lot better then gore! gore couldn't let florida go, they recounted 2 or 3 times and the demorats were still complainined that 'bush stole the election'....
Siplus, it looks like you have two right wing bastards running for power. The point I think is that its not a two party system! Australia is becoming Americanised and we suffer from having the top two parties in our country being virtually identical, just like you Americans do. The point of having a democratic right to vote is not that you get to keep the worst person out, but that you get to choose the party that represents YOUR interests. Lets say that Bill Gates and Osama bin Laden ran for President of America. Are you seriously telling me you would vote for Bill because at least hes not Osama? He still sucks! If Bill sets up XP as the only legal OS with Linux / Macs etc banned you would say well at least hes not Osama? I think not. Why not vote for an independent or an alternative party like the greens that actually wants to do whats best for you AND other countries? While people think that politics is a two party system or say stuff like well at least hes not the other guy we all get stuck with arseholes like Bush and John Howard. Sorry about the rant... feel free to counter-rant back. I do debating so I like to keep up the skills 8-). Not a flame or abuse at you in any way Siplus just giving my two cents. BTW Ill pay anyone twenty dollars (all I can spare atm) to kill John Howard. 8-) (JJ government spy dudes...)
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(posted by macman) Jeez, quit bashing america!! sure, we're ignorant, uneducated, and incredibly annoying, but without us there would be no free world.
There isnt anything wrong with America Macman, Ie been to your lovly country and you have some great points - most Americans I have met are much more polite than any other countries citizens for instance. Your also more friendly and less stuck up than other countries which is a *great* *thing* BUT there are problems with American foreign policy and American corporations - surely someone on this site can see that some American corporations have problems? Im sure that the kiddies working at 5c a day for Nike dont feel like thanking America for their freedom. Nor I believe would any little Iraqi kiddies feel free after being continually (and i do mean AFTER the Gulf War) having the shit bombed out of them.
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(originally posted by creedon)Oh , yeah; FUCK AUSTRALIA!!! Yer all American Wannabe's!!
bullshit. While our PM may lick Bushs arse, and while we are unfortunately becoming Americanised this is a stock standard argument when ppl give slight insult to a minor part of American culture. Find some proof because there are some of us who dislike the Globalisation = Americanisation of our own individual culture. How else could we feel when our local McDonalds offers us the McOz burger? I mean wtf was that _thing_? Its insulting for an American conglomerate chain to try and ingratiate itself with us insuch an obvious way. btw our society is not in any way related to that dickhead crocodile hunter. Steve Irwin dies straight after little Johhny Howard. Please dont tell me that Im a wanna be American.
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we're capitalists just like you (although we're a hell of a lot richer). What can you do?
Nothing excuses unethical practices, *especially* not money. Microsoft still sucks no whether theyre rich or not.
[ December 10, 2002: Message edited by: Faust ]
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Apologies to anyone I offended with the above : it wasnt intentional.