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Miscellaneous => The Lounge => Topic started by: FuckMSTillTheyDie on 20 January 2002, 04:55

Title: New MS Folders
Post by: FuckMSTillTheyDie on 20 January 2002, 04:55

I swear this is true.
In the next version of MS OS's they will add new special folders to help us. In addition to my docs, my pictures, my music will be:

my SIN
my bank account numbers
my religion
my sexual preferences
my soul
my health information
my privacy  - admins only

Title: New MS Folders
Post by: Calum on 21 January 2002, 17:06

and

My PIN numbers for easy recollection

My Family Members in case Winusers are too dumb to remember who they're related to.

My Shopping Habits to enable companies to shamelessly foist junk mail on you 'tailored to your individual tastes'

My Dodgy Software this one will be a 'really hidden folder' containing details about all bootlegged and nonM$ software you may have set up against the eventuality that Microsoft may need to do battle one day with a tactical superior.

Title: New MS Folders
Post by: MICROSOFT_RULES on 25 January 2002, 13:21

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Title: New MS Folders
Post by: Calum on 25 January 2002, 19:47

Can't this moron say something even slightly human like 'you guys are wrong, i'm gonna go and cry now!'?

Title: New MS Folders
Post by: FuckMSTillTheyDie on 26 January 2002, 03:28

Calum:
If this is how Bill Gates wants to express himself then let it be so. He has a right to his opinion as well.  GO ahead Bill, keep posting.