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Miscellaneous => The Lounge => Topic started by: Calum on 17 March 2003, 21:25

Title: Duck and Cover! mind that war!
Post by: Calum on 17 March 2003, 21:25

http://www.calumsmusic.netfirms.com/ready.gov.html (http://www.calumsmusic.netfirms.com/ready.gov.html)

go and look at that, i got sent that in an email today, and i reckon it pretty much speaks for itself. go and visit ready.gov for a proper laugh.

Title: Duck and Cover! mind that war!
Post by: slave on 17 March 2003, 22:58

HAWHAWHAWHAHWAHWHAWHAHWHAHWHAHWHAWHAWHAHWHAHWHAWHAHWHAW!

That was *really* funny!  (Though with such moronic pictures, how hard is it to put something funny under them?)

I'm going to email that page to my friends!

[ March 17, 2003: Message edited by: Linux User #5225982375 ]

Title: Duck and Cover! mind that war!
Post by: Pissed_Macman on 18 March 2003, 02:56

LMAO yeah that's great!

Title: Duck and Cover! mind that war!
Post by: slave on 18 March 2003, 06:14

(http://www.chem.lsu.edu/htdocs/people/sfwatkins/ch1202sp03/duck.jpg)

Title: Duck and Cover! mind that war!
Post by: rtgwbmsr on 18 March 2003, 06:28

OMFG that was so funny! I really needed that.

Now, to watch Bush take over the world...

Title: Duck and Cover! mind that war!
Post by: Fett101 on 18 March 2003, 11:15

Eh. Nothing better then Tom the Dancing Bug.

(http://home.midsouth.rr.com/fett101/tom.gif)

[ March 18, 2003: Message edited by: Fett101 ]

Title: Duck and Cover! mind that war!
Post by: DC on 19 March 2003, 05:03

I like the picture about nuclear blasts. Those that state what to do right when a nuclear blast occurs. There's a map of about 2 blocks and a nuclear blast ocuurs on one street, and you are on another. A "possible escape route" is planned.

Now,
1) If you know a nucleair blast occured, you are
 a) dead
 b) blind and burned
 c) alive and well very far and quite a time after the blast
2) If you are a block away from a nuclear blast, you are vaporized

Do note that a one inch piece of plywood *will* in fact shield you from radiation. Well, alpha and beta radiation, gamma radiation won't even notice it. But it can save you (a few meters of lead is better, but that's not always possible) (and "save you" is relative - you will still probably die).