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Title: Gates to Be Knighted
Post by: mobrien_12 on 2 March 2005, 05:30
Yahoo News Story (http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/nm/20050301/us_nm/people_gates_dc)

Well, they announced it last year and it's finally going to happen tomorrow (Wednesday).
Title: Re: Gates to Be Knighted
Post by: MrX on 2 March 2005, 05:45
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Gates will kneel in front of the sovereign, who will gently tap him on the shoulder with a sword.


i hope the sovereign has turrets and slices off bill gate's head.

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"Microsoft technology has transformed business practices...


yes they have. thanks to microsoft, lying, stealing, betraying, blackmailing and monopolising are now common in the business front.
Title: Re: Gates to Be Knighted
Post by: Orethrius on 2 March 2005, 08:52
She doesn't need to cleave it off.  Just apply a little extra pressure.  "Oops, I am ever so sorry, it must have slipped.  By the way, thank you for installing Windows Server at MI6.  I must say, it saves us the trouble of worrying about classified documents, as most saboteurs already have access."
Title: Re: Gates to Be Knighted
Post by: solemnwarning on 3 March 2005, 04:12
/me sneaks in and uses a winshit cd like a boomerang to slice off his head

THATS FOR FU**ING EVERYTHING UP!!! :fu:

wish i really had been there to smash his face in......
Title: Re: Gates to Be Knighted
Post by: MrX on 3 March 2005, 04:39
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/me sneaks in and uses a winshit cd like a boomerang to slice off his head


a boomerang cd would concequently come back and slice you. better make it a ninja star style cd, that way it won't come flying back to you.

Mr X
Title: Re: Gates to Be Knighted
Post by: solemnwarning on 3 March 2005, 04:42
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a boomerang cd would concequently come back and slice you. better make it a ninja star style cd, that way it won't come flying back to you.

Mr X

/me does that
Title: Re: Gates to Be Knighted
Post by: Orethrius on 3 March 2005, 08:51
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"(Gates) is one of the most important business leaders of his age," he said. "Microsoft technology has transformed business practices, and his company has had a profound impact on the British economy."


Yeah, you've seen the nation on cop shows.  Bloody Omnibus is what it is.  :p
Title: Re: Gates to Be Knighted
Post by: Bazoukas on 3 March 2005, 10:32
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Title: Re: Gates to Be Knighted
Post by: Aloone_Jonez on 4 March 2005, 15:57
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"(Gates) is one of the most important business leaders of his age," he said.

LOL! :D

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 "Microsoft technology has transformed business practices,

True - but for the worse!

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and his company has had a profound impact on the British economy."


True but they've left out a few words/syllables :
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and his company has had a profoundly decremental impact on the British economy."


This is rubbish a knighthood means bullshit anyway.
Title: Re: Gates to Be Knighted
Post by: cahult on 4 March 2005, 17:35
Just looked up the word