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Miscellaneous => The Lounge => Topic started by: Calum on 18 May 2005, 09:04

Title: The Microsoft Sound
Post by: Calum on 18 May 2005, 09:04
i just stumbled upon this little article about that highly important windows system file that has been in every version since windows 95, The Microsoft Sound.wav

http://www.coolcatdaddy.com/rand/observations-mssound.html

and here's a little quote from the composer:

http://www.everything2.com/index.pl?node_id=10967
Title: Re: The Microsoft Sound
Post by: adiment on 18 May 2005, 10:46
where is the sound? I want to hear it.
Title: Re: The Microsoft Sound
Post by: Orethrius on 18 May 2005, 10:56
Quote from: e7ement
where is the sound? I want to hear it.

Trust me, you don't.  It's been proven to cause brain damage in lab mice, temporary blindness in chimpanzees, and acute arythmia of the left ventricle in the Malaysian Wandering Grue-necked Fruit Bat.
Title: Re: The Microsoft Sound
Post by: Refalm on 18 May 2005, 11:15
I got an officious Windows 95 CD. I ripped the damn thang.

[verwijderd door de beheerder]
Title: Re: The Microsoft Sound
Post by: Aloone_Jonez on 18 May 2005, 11:23
You're violating the forum rules Refalm, posting copyrighted material. :D
Title: Re: The Microsoft Sound
Post by: Orethrius on 18 May 2005, 11:44
Quote from: Refalm
I got an officious Windows 95 CD. I ripped the damn thang.

Oh the inhumanity!  Those poor Grue-necked Fruit Bats!  Why, Refalm, WHY??? *sob*
Title: Re: The Microsoft Sound
Post by: adiment on 18 May 2005, 11:46
Sounds fresh. I don't see what's so bad about it. It's my startup sound now!
(I'm not being sarcastic)

edit: oh no, now I hate it becuase it's owned by ms. :rolleyes: not.
Title: Re: The Microsoft Sound
Post by: Orethrius on 18 May 2005, 11:53
Quote from: e7ement
It's my startup sound now!

I need to get that to be my login sound, and get my iBook buddy to do the same, if only for the delicious irony.  :D
Title: Re: The Microsoft Sound
Post by: Annorax on 18 May 2005, 12:04
Quote from: Aloone_Jonez
You're violating the forum rules Refalm, posting copyrighted material. :D



I'm not calling him on it.  :cool:
Title: Re: The Microsoft Sound
Post by: KernelPanic on 18 May 2005, 12:56
If you have a Windows licence then I think it's cool.

IANAL
Title: Re: The Microsoft Sound
Post by: Laukev7 on 18 May 2005, 18:48
WTF. I can't download it.  :(
Title: Re: The Microsoft Sound
Post by: Refalm on 18 May 2005, 20:47
Quote from: KernelPanic
If you have a Windows licence then I think it's cool.

IANAL

I do have one actually. When I was 13, Windows 95 SE came with my computer, with the license.
Title: Re: The Microsoft Sound
Post by: Stryker on 19 May 2005, 02:37
http://illhostit.com/files/2975274556151730/The%20Microsoft%20Sound.wav

that is of course if you have a license to windows xp professional...
Title: Re: The Microsoft Sound
Post by: WMD on 19 May 2005, 05:12
Quote from: Stryker
http://illhostit.com/files/2975274556151730/The%20Microsoft%20Sound.wav

that is of course if you have a license to windows xp professional...

Not the same thing.  They rewrote The Microsoft Sound for 98 or 2000, or something.  The one from 95 is much more famous.
Title: Re: The Microsoft Sound
Post by: Stryker on 19 May 2005, 06:30
Quote from: WMD
Not the same thing.  They rewrote The Microsoft Sound for 98 or 2000, or something.  The one from 95 is much more famous.


maybe you are thinking of the logon sound:

http://illhostit.com/files/4413436878471401/Windows%20Logon%20Sound.wav
Title: Re: The Microsoft Sound
Post by: adiment on 19 May 2005, 07:11
anybody using knoppix and have the logon sound? now that was a nice one "Initiating Boot Sequence"...not even sure if it uses it, I havent used knoppix since v3.3

the windows95 logon sound sucks becuase the quality is so low...but if it were high quality i'd use it.
Title: Re: The Microsoft Sound
Post by: bedouin on 19 May 2005, 07:24
Brian Eno did it . . . that's interesting.
Title: Re: The Microsoft Sound
Post by: Calum on 19 May 2005, 08:21
well i hate that damn microsoft sound, simply because i hear it literally dozens of times a day (working in installations as i do, within a company that ONLY uses ms windows). my colleagues whistle it to themselves as they work!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAA!!!!

and not just because it's made by microsoft. (because i know we all love microsoft now, i can't wait for a poor misguided windows user to happen along so i can help him fix up his bluescreen of death, as though i don't get enough of that 40 hours a week anyway)

ok?

now after that disclaimer NOBODY has ANY reason to start insulting me and then blaming *me* for derailing the thread.

let alone any of the moderators.

just to take a random example out of thin air for instance.

PS: no, even if you own a windows licence, you cannot copy or distribute files from ms windows. surely you guys have *read* these licences? according to this (http://lists.ibiblio.org/pipermail/internetworkers/2001-July/003500.html) a copy of microsoft windows 95 does not even qualify you to use ANY microsoft products unless you own a "supported" copy of windows as well, because microsoft changed their licence retroactively.

that's what i love about microsoft, now i'm a convert, oh yes, you guys have shown me the light, how clever of microsoft to make more money this way by simply changing their mind years later! what clever fellows!
Title: Re: The Microsoft Sound
Post by: Annorax on 19 May 2005, 08:47
Quote from: Calum
well i hate that damn microsoft sound, simply because i hear it literally dozens of times a day (working in installations as i do, within a company that ONLY uses ms windows). my colleagues whistle it to themselves as they work!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAA!!!!

and not just because it's made by microsoft. (because i know we all love microsoft now, i can't wait for a poor misguided windows user to happen along so i can help him fix up his bluescreen of death, as though i don't get enough of that 40 hours a week anyway)

ok?

now after that disclaimer NOBODY has ANY reason to start insulting me and then blaming *me* for derailing the thread.

let alone any of the moderators.

just to take a random example out of thin air for instance.

PS: no, even if you own a windows licence, you cannot copy or distribute files from ms windows. surely you guys have *read* these licences? according to this (http://lists.ibiblio.org/pipermail/internetworkers/2001-July/003500.html) a copy of microsoft windows 95 does not even qualify you to use ANY microsoft products unless you own a "supported" copy of windows as well, because microsoft changed their licence retroactively.

that's what i love about microsoft, now i'm a convert, oh yes, you guys have shown me the light, how clever of microsoft to make more money this way by simply changing their mind years later! what clever fellows!



That EULA is a "supplemental" EULA, which marks it as the one that comes with "OS components" like IE, WMP, DirectX, etc. The "supported OS" line, IMO, is meant more to stop Linux users from adding these components to emulated Windows than it is to stop Windows 95 users from finding a way to use the pieces of shit.
Title: Re: The Microsoft Sound
Post by: Refalm on 19 May 2005, 17:32
Quote from: WMD
Not the same thing.  They rewrote The Microsoft Sound for 98 or 2000, or something.  The one from 95 is much more famous.

The one hosted by Stryker is from Windows 95!!!
Title: Re: The Microsoft Sound
Post by: Calum on 19 May 2005, 21:00
the ones i'm most irritated by are the 98/2000/xp ones to be honest.
Title: Re: The Microsoft Sound
Post by: WMD on 20 May 2005, 01:06
Quote from: Refalm
The one hosted by Stryker is from Windows 95!!!

Hmm, it appears that it is.  Why did he say a license of XP then?
Title: Re: The Microsoft Sound
Post by: Stryker on 20 May 2005, 02:18
Quote from: WMD
Hmm, it appears that it is.  Why did he say a license of XP then?



because i copied it from the media folder of my windows xp system
Title: Re: The Microsoft Sound
Post by: WMD on 20 May 2005, 03:41
I don't remember XP having that file.  The file that 98 and higher have is called "The Microsoft Sound" but is an entirely new clip.  You must've gotten it from somewhere else.
Title: Re: The Microsoft Sound
Post by: Refalm on 20 May 2005, 13:47
Quote from: Stryker
because i copied it from the media folder of my windows xp system

Bullshit. This is the one from Windows XP:

http://www.illhostit.com/files/2972675121748545/Windows%20XP%20Opstarten.wav
Title: Re: The Microsoft Sound
Post by: Stryker on 20 May 2005, 16:42
Quote from: Refalm
Bullshit. This is the one from Windows XP:

http://www.illhostit.com/files/2972675121748545/Windows%20XP%20Opstarten.wav


There is that one, but if you browse to C:\WINNT\Media you'll see the other files there.


Now that i think about it, i got the c:\winnt from upgrading from windows 2000, so maybe 2000 put them there.
Title: Re: The Microsoft Sound
Post by: Aloone_Jonez on 20 May 2005, 22:34
Since apparently it's ok to post old copyrighted material come and get your free copy of Microsoft Quick Basic 4.5 (http://qbnz.com/forum/load.php?id=68)
Title: Re: The Microsoft Sound
Post by: Kintaro on 21 May 2005, 03:34
Quote
Brian Eno has, quite justly, a reputation for being an intellectual. But complementing his endless curiosity and experimentation is his rather bizarre sense of humour. This is very apparent in his diary, "A Year With Swollen Appendices". One of the incidents that he relates in the book is almost beyond belief, although I have to say that I personally am inclined to take his word for it.

The story revolves around Marcel Duchamp's "Fountain", which is basically a porcelain urinal which Ducamp chose at random and subsequently exhibited. In 1995, Eno saw it on display in the Museum of Modern Art in New York City, being treated as if it was a holy relic rather than a randomly chosen object. He was appalled that Duchamp's message, which Eno characterizes as, "I can call any old urinal -- or anything else for that matter -- a piece of art", had been so badly misunderstood. But Eno had far more pressing things on his mind. The following is quoted from his diary.

 "I've always wanted to urinate on that piece of art, to leave my small mark on art history. I thought this might be my last chance -- for each time it was shown it was more heavily defended. At MoMA it was being shown behind glass, in a large display case. There was, however, a narrow slit between the two front sheets of glass. It was about three-sixteenths of an inch wide.

 I went to the plumber's on the corner and obtained a couple of feet of clear plastic tubing of that thickness, along with a similar length of galvanized wire. Back in my hotel room, I inserted the wire down the tubing to stiffen it. Then I urinated into the sink and, using the tube as a pipette, managed to fill it with urine. I then inserted the whole apparatus down my trouser-leg and returned to the museum, keeping my thumb over the top end so as to ensure that the urine stayed in the tube.

 At the museum, I positioned myself before the display case, concentrating intensely on its contents. There was a guard standing behind me and about 12 feet away. I opened my fly and slipped out the tube, feeding it carefully through the slot in the glass. It was a perfect fit, and slid in quite easily until its end was poised above the famous john. I released my thumb, and a small but distinct trickle of my urine splashed on to the work of art."

A deranged act of an obsessive mind? A childish prank by someone with too much time on their hands? An astonishingly apt and astute comment on attitudes to art? Whatever, Duchamp would have loved it.

This guy kicks arse.
Title: Re: The Microsoft Sound
Post by: Stryker on 21 May 2005, 09:00
Quote from: Aloone_Jonez
Since apparently it's ok to post old copyrighted material come and get your free copy of Microsoft Quick Basic 4.5 (http://qbnz.com/forum/load.php?id=68)


If posting a sound that came with an operating system I paid for is wrong, then so must be posting screenshots as the start button in windows is copyrighted (or at least the windows logo on it), the logos of all the icons on your desktop and quicklaunch bar. I don't see why sound should be special.

On the otherhand, quickbasic is a full package. I can't go out and buy the microsoft sound.wav.

But, i did buy quickbasic. It was my first programming language.

ok i'm done
Title: Re: The Microsoft Sound
Post by: Refalm on 21 May 2005, 09:11
Quote from: Stryker
If posting a sound that came with an operating system I paid for is wrong, then so must be posting screenshots as the start button in windows is copyrighted (or at least the windows logo on it), the logos of all the icons on your desktop and quicklaunch bar. I don't see why sound should be special.

On the otherhand, quickbasic is a full package. I can't go out and buy the microsoft sound.wav.

But, i did buy quickbasic. It was my first programming language.

ok i'm done

I don't quite care about abandonware posted once a month or a sound file. But members shouldn't push it though :)
Title: Re: The Microsoft Sound
Post by: BobTheHob on 21 May 2005, 10:44
oh boy, I'm so happy to hear that Refalm, that means i can post this link to the latest longhorn beta. Clicky if you love microsoft (http://www.microsuck.com/forums/showthread.php?t=9208)

EDIT:
Obscene link removed. 1343 GMT
KernelPanic
Title: Re: The Microsoft Sound
Post by: Kintaro on 21 May 2005, 18:09
Quote from: Aloone_Jonez
Since apparently it's ok to post old copyrighted material come and get your free copy of Microsoft Quick Basic 4.5 (http://qbnz.com/forum/load.php?id=68)

I dont think microsoft give a shit about some ancient software.
Title: Re: The Microsoft Sound
Post by: Refalm on 21 May 2005, 20:09
Quote from: BobTheHob
oh boy, I'm so happy to hear that Refalm, that means i can post this link to the latest longhorn beta.

The Longhorn beta doesn't qualify as abandonware, fuckmook.