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Miscellaneous => The Lounge => Topic started by: Kintaro on 3 July 2005, 10:44

Title: Want to make $50
Post by: Kintaro on 3 July 2005, 10:44: I have a one time offer, if you want to make some cash, its really simple.

Ban Mr X.

The person who bans "Mr X" will recieve $50AUD via paypal. This is because I find him to be the most annoying poster on any forum in the history of the entire Universe. Or at least in the history of the Universe as it is known to me. Which of course is not very much. However the task has its complications.

After banning Mr X, you must personally dismember him of vital organs, such as his fingers, and his brain (if of course behind the terrible use of English and lame comments and forum pictures their is a brain). After you disable him from being able to post any further you will receive $500 USD from the Queen Of England. Who would be glad to be rid of anyone so stupid.

Thank-you.
This is a public service announcement from the HolyCrapIActuallyThinkIRunThisForumOrSomething organisation of the known Universe.
Title: Re: Want to make $50
Post by: noob on 3 July 2005, 14:00: u're nice lol.
Title: Re: Want to make $50
Post by: Aloone_Jonez on 3 July 2005, 14:44: kintaro,
I argee Mr X is very annoying but, I don't approve of bitch threads so at the risk of telling the mods how to do their jobs 1 vote for bin.

ps, it would have been better to send a ban MrX pertition via pm to the regular posters, asking them to sign it and send it to Refam.
Title: Re: Want to make $50
Post by: Laukev7 on 3 July 2005, 15:08: No. Refer to my answer in the other (http://www.microsuck.com/forums/showthread.php?p=98179#post98179) thread.
Title: Re: Want to make $50
Post by: Kintaro on 3 July 2005, 15:27: Im not telling mods how to do there jobs, im giving mods a job to do with a payment involved. Im promoting employment, thats a good thing right?
Title: Re: Want to make $50
Post by: Refalm on 3 July 2005, 20:44: Make that 50 euros (aka real money) and I'll consider it :D

Nah seriously, I can't be bribed. And besides, that job I have delivering a right-wing news paper called "De Telegraaf" gives me enough money to get drunk in the weekend.
Title: Re: Want to make $50
Post by: bedouin on 3 July 2005, 21:27: kintaro:

For ethical reasons I can't just ban him, though the $50 sounds intriguing. There's no law against being annoying.

However, I'll just remind you that there's a feature in vBulletin that lets you ignore any individual in your user preferences. You can add him there if you wish, and I've contemplated it many times.
Title: Re: Want to make $50
Post by: Kintaro on 4 July 2005, 00:54: Quote from: bedouin
There's no law against being annoying.

Update: I am now going to start a lobby in every nation on the earth to get such a law passed.

Quote from: bedouin
However, I'll just remind you that there's a feature in vBulletin that lets you ignore any individual in your user preferences. You can add him there if you wish, and I've contemplated it many times.

That news brings a great smile to my face and a cheery disposition to my mental attitude in general. I wish I had have known (and known to do it) long ago, preferably before my eyes ever set on one of his posts.
Title: Re: Want to make $50
Post by: toadlife on 4 July 2005, 03:12: kintaro,

STFU.
Title: Re: Want to make $50
Post by: Kintaro on 5 July 2005, 00:02: Quote from: toadlife
kintaro,

STFU.

no
Title: Re: Want to make $50
Post by: Refalm on 5 July 2005, 17:55: BIN THIS THREAD!
NOW IS THE TIME!
Title: Re: Want to make $50
Post by: Lead Head on 5 July 2005, 18:02: W0ot!!!111!!one
Title: Re: Want to make $50
Post by: Annorax on 5 July 2005, 18:28: Quote from: Refalm
BIN THIS THREAD!
NOW IS THE TIME!

I would, but it's not my section!

@kintaro: $50 AUD is nothing. Shit, I've got poker affiliate deals that pay more than that for less work. Besides, banning Mr. X wouldn't do much good because tomorrow we'd be dealing with Mrs. X. :P
Title: Re: Want to make $50
Post by: Lead Head on 5 July 2005, 18:36: or Mr.BEos
Title: Re: Want to make $50
Post by: Lead Head on 5 July 2005, 18:39: $50AUD = $31euros or $37USD
Title: Re: Want to make $50
Post by: KernelPanic on 5 July 2005, 20:41: I don't wanna bin this, i'd much rather you all stop being fucking retarded. :thumbdwn:

Thanks.
Title: Re: Want to make $50
Post by: bedouin on 5 July 2005, 20:56: If anyone bins anything I'll unbin it unless it meets the criteria I explained a long time ago.
Title: Re: Want to make $50
Post by: Annorax on 5 July 2005, 22:07: Quote from: bedouin
If anyone bins anything I'll unbin it unless it meets the criteria I explained a long time ago.

If anything meets those criteria, this is getting dangerously close to being spam.
Title: Re: Want to make $50
Post by: bedouin on 5 July 2005, 22:27: Oh (http://www.logusz.com/~yupislyr/arnoldwhining.wav).
Title: Re: Want to make $50
Post by: Laukev7 on 5 July 2005, 23:16: Quote from: bedouin
If anyone bins anything I'll unbin it unless it meets the criteria I explained a long time ago.

Does this (http://www.microsuck.com/forums/showthread.php?p=98179#post98179) thread meed the criteria? I agree with the one who started it, and I'm sick and tired of being told what to bin and not to bin when the rules are clearly indicated.
Title: Re: Want to make $50
Post by: bedouin on 5 July 2005, 23:40: I'm not sure what you're asking exactly. Meet the criteria to be binned? No.
Title: Re: Want to make $50
Post by: MrX on 5 July 2005, 23:44: up until now i never even knew this post was about me. oh well.

beos rules!

Mr X
Title: Re: Want to make $50
Post by: Aloone_Jonez on 6 July 2005, 00:12: Quote from: Laukev7
Does this (http://www.microsuck.com/forums/showthread.php?p=98179#post98179) thread meed the criteria? I agree with the one who started it, and I'm sick and tired of being told what to bin and not to bin when the rules are clearly indicated.

I also agree with the author's opinion but I disagree with bitch threads in general, you wouldn't like it if I made a "I'll give you
Title: Re: Want to make $50
Post by: Laukev7 on 6 July 2005, 01:23: I wouldn't like it, but it still wouldn't meet the criteria for binning. So I wouldn't bin it, but that certainly wouldn't refrain from giving the poster a good verbal thrashing. ;)

If you don't like bitch threads, then go ahead and tell Bedouin you want a rule against them. As for me, to answer your question in the other thread, the reason for my flip-flop is because no one seems to be able to make up their minds on which threads should and should not be binned. Time and again I have been labelled either too lax or too authoritarian. So all I am doing now is toe the party line.

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I'm not sure what you're asking exactly. Meet the criteria to be binned? No.

You said you would unbin any thread that doesn't meet the criteria. So should it be unbinned?
Title: Re: Want to make $50
Post by: bedouin on 6 July 2005, 02:20: Oh, I didn't even notice it ended up there. Done.
Title: Re: Want to make $50
Post by: Kintaro on 6 July 2005, 02:26: +7 x x x 4 5 6 F H J D G H I K L M N O P Q R S T U V W R X Y Z A B C D E ! 1 2 4 3
Title: Re: Want to make $50
Post by: Aloone_Jonez on 31 July 2005, 02:48: Well kintaro you now owe thw admin here 50$.

btw why did you ban MrX?

Did he change his sig back to a imature retarded and bloated BeOS one?

Thanks for banning the other dickheads too like Put_Lead_in_Bill_Gate's_Head, Cookie_Monster and Teh_Mystery_Poster. :thumbup:

Did they do anything bad in particular or did you just get fed up with thier constant stream of bullshit?

I've also noticed a new dumping ground, know as "The Moron Zone" how about banning these dicks from the normal forums and only allow them to post in the moron zone?
Title: Re: Want to make $50
Post by: skyman8081 on 31 July 2005, 02:54: It's a 5-day ban....
Title: Re: Want to make $50
Post by: bedouin on 31 July 2005, 04:08: Yeah, I totally forgot about your $50 offer. Is that still valid? If so let me send you my E-Mail address so you can PayPal me :)
Title: Re: Want to make $50
Post by: Laukev7 on 31 July 2005, 04:43: Hey, Bedouin, it's just a temporary ban. So he can only borrow it from you. ;)
Title: Re: Want to make $50
Post by: bedouin on 31 July 2005, 04:47: Maybe we should put money on whether MrX can actually return and post anything relevant. If he does, kintaro has to pay me $100 instead of $50.
Title: Re: Want to make $50
Post by: piratePenguin on 31 July 2005, 05:21: Quote from: Aloone_Jonez
btw why did you ban MrX?
Quote from: bedouin
Quote from: MrX
i also mod that forum, and my ilk is here to stay, and so is his.

I've tolerated your stupidity for months, hoping you'd learn from other member's constant complaints.

When a group of people don't particularly care for you, you either look at why and make adjustments, or just find another group that will accept you.

I'm banning you for five days to encourage that growth process.

Have fun on your new forum. Your little pal is going with you too. When you reincarnate yourself in a few days try to improve the quality of your posts, or you'll be banned for a month -- then a year, then forever.

Same goes for Put_lead_in_gates_head.
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