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Miscellaneous => The Lounge => Topic started by: Orethrius on 19 August 2005, 12:26

Title: How Many Linux/Windows/BeOS/Mac/etc etc Users DOES It Take to Screw in a Lightbulb?
Post by: Orethrius on 19 August 2005, 12:26
How many BeOS users does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Just the one, but he has to wait for the room to revolve around him.

How many Linux users does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
25.  One to notice the bulb is out, twenty to reply with the kneejerk "format and reinstall", one to make snide remarks about recompiling the kernel, one package developer who notices the bulb is out and says he'll get around to replacing it "in due time," one to bitch that the bulb is still out, and one distro lead to finally replace the damned bulb. Countless others to bitch that the distro "spoonfeeds lightbulb installation procedures."

How many Windows users does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
I'll let you know once I finish reformatting.
OR
3.139295954339 *HEAP STACK OVERFLOW*

How many Mac users does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
You mean it was out?

:D

Share others here.

Title: Re: How Many Linux/Windows/BeOS/Mac/etc etc Users DOES It Take to Screw in a Lightbulb?
Post by: adiment on 19 August 2005, 12:52
one I came up with while Orethrius IM'ed me.

how many BeOS users does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, becuase nobody noticed the light wasn't working.
Title: Re: How Many Linux/Windows/BeOS/Mac/etc etc Users DOES It Take to Screw in a Lightbulb?
Post by: Laukev7 on 19 August 2005, 16:27
From the FreeBSD FAQ:

http://www.freebsd.org/doc/en_US.ISO8859-1/books/faq/funnies.html#CHANGING-LIGHTBULBS

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17.3. How many FreeBSD hackers does it take to change a lightbulb?

One thousand, one hundred and sixty-nine:

Twenty-three to complain to -CURRENT about the lights being out;

Four to claim that it is a configuration problem, and that such matters really belong on -questions;

Three to submit PRs about it, one of which is misfiled under doc and consists only of
Title: Re: How Many Linux/Windows/BeOS/Mac/etc etc Users DOES It Take to Screw in a Lightbul
Post by: worker201 on 19 August 2005, 22:14
Quote from: Orethrius
How many Linux users does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
25.  One to notice the bulb is out, twenty to reply with the kneejerk "format and reinstall", one to make snide remarks about recompiling the kernel, one package developer who notices the bulb is out and says he'll get around to replacing it "in due time," one to bitch that the bulb is still out, and one distro lead to finally replace the damned bulb. Countless others to bitch that the distro "spoonfeeds lightbulb installation procedures."


You'd lose the 20 "format and reinstall" crowd if they would quit letting dumbasses give advice.
Title: Re: How Many Linux/Windows/BeOS/Mac/etc etc Users DOES It Take to Screw in a Lightbulb?
Post by: Zombie98223920 on 20 August 2005, 00:57
This is the most unfunny shit I've ever seen.
Title: Re: How Many Linux/Windows/BeOS/Mac/etc etc Users DOES It Take to Screw in a Lightbulb?
Post by: hm_murdock on 20 August 2005, 01:48
How many Windoze users does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None: They never got to that part because the wizard crashed.
Title: Re: How Many Linux/Windows/BeOS/Mac/etc etc Users DOES It Take to Screw in a Lightbul
Post by: xyle_one on 20 August 2005, 01:58
Quote from: Zombie98223920
This is the most unfunny shit I've ever seen.

This board isn't big enough for 2 Zombie posters...
Title: Re: How Many Linux/Windows/BeOS/Mac/etc etc Users DOES It Take to Screw in a Lightbul
Post by: Lead Head on 20 August 2005, 02:18
make that 4 zombie posters (http://www.microsuck.com/forums/memberlist.php?ltr=Z&pp=0&sort=username&order=asc)
Title: Re: How Many Linux/Windows/BeOS/Mac/etc etc Users DOES It Take to Screw in a Lightbulb?
Post by: Laukev7 on 20 August 2005, 02:18
It's Macman again.
Title: Re: How Many Linux/Windows/BeOS/Mac/etc etc Users DOES It Take to Screw in a Lightbul
Post by: Lead Head on 20 August 2005, 02:28
checked his IP?
Title: Re: How Many Linux/Windows/BeOS/Mac/etc etc Users DOES It Take to Screw in a Lightbul
Post by: Laukev7 on 20 August 2005, 02:31
Yes.